What's your funniest t-shirt?

[JikoMarie]

DD has one that says "What if the Hocky Pocky IS what it's all about?"

I have a button that says this. I love it!

 

[julie_yet]

I almost choked on my soda!

 

[JikoMarie]

There's a really cool site to get funny t-shirts at: www.cafepress.com I ordered a bunch of stuff from there for Christmas and was really satisfied.

 

[lisajl]

I only really have one "funny" shirt, and it says 'People like you are the reason people like me need medication.'

Oh man! I need that one for my DD and for me!!!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

This one cracks me up...

 

[TinkerTracy]

Wow great shirts everyone
I saw one that I really want
it's yellow and has a picture of pluto (the planet)
and under it, it says
DROP IT LIKE IT'S PLUTO

I thought this was hysterical no one else might though!

 

[challada]

My funniest:
"Diamonds are forever but she'll never forget her first crabs." (from Joe's crabshack)

My DS's:
"This is the part where I nod my head and ask like I'm listening."

My DD's favorite:
"If gymnastics were easy, it would be called football."

 

[arielsleepingbeauty]

Mine was edited so i pulled it all off.

 

[FloraFauna]

I saw a funny one this weekend, it said:


I have the body of a god...

unfortunately, its Buddha.

 

[tinkerbell12]

"It's funny how you think I'm listening"

"Cute but psycho"

"Plotting revenge is fun"

"Your boyfriend and I make a great couple"

"Too bad we can't see each other, you're looks are blinding me."

 

[4chitlins]

Mine is...If Jimmy Cracked Corn and Nobody Cares....Why Did They Write A Song About Him.

 

[JikoMarie]

Someone just made a men's t-shirt at Cafe Press based on something that was said on another thread. The poster said it innocently enough but it came across as funny. It says:

Fedex called and said my package is too big.

(Or something like that.)

 

[marciemi]

I probably shouldn't even admit to owning this shirt, because it clearly labels me as a geek when I have a shirt based on a physics joke.

Front of shirt: Schrödinger's cat is dead
Back of shirt: Schrödinger's cat is not dead

My DS15 has a similar one that says "Wanted: Dead AND Alive. Schrödinger's cat" with a pic of a cat. Vast majority of the world doesn't get it.

 

[Cor44432]

My funniest is....showing a couple of casino chips and playing cards.....
it says......" I bet I can stop gambling!"

 

[iggbees]

mine is:

"experiment with a chemist"

it's from the american chemical society from probably the 80s, it was my mom's. haha

 

[2princesscuties]

I don't really have any,but DH has one with a picture of a skeleton on it and underneath the pic it says screaming dead man,and the screaming dead man is saying"What was I saving my money for"?

 

[Alyssa88]

I got my crabs from Dirty Dick's

My friend brought one back for me from her vacation. There was a seafood place called Dirty Dicks.

 

[CathrynRose]

Mine has little cartoon heads of a girl, then a pig, then a girl, then a pig.

ANd underneath is says:

Girl - Boy - Girl - Boy.

Wants me to post a pic?

 

[CathrynRose]

Someone just made a men's t-shirt at Cafe Press based on something that was said on another thread. The poster said it innocently enough but it came across as funny. It says:

Fedex called and said my package is too big.

(Or something like that.)

That girl who posted that REALLY should have ran to the printers and made those up herself! She could have made a bundle!!!

 

[KrnB]

My t-shirts are boring, but DH has some good ones

DH and I like to watch Mythbusters; there are some great quotes that have turned into shirts, most of which are on CafePress.

My favorite shirt that I got for DH:
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Also:
Undeniably nerdy. (front)
Exceedingly cool. (back)

Another geek one of his is that I like is a SQL (database) query statement:
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned


DH bought some cute geek shirts for our boys too:
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