What's your funniest t-shirt?

[Narnian_Princess]

DH and I like to watch Mythbusters; there are some great quotes that have turned into shirts, most of which are on CafePress.

My favorite shirt that I got for DH:
I reject your reality and substitute my own

I SO want that shirt! I absolutely love that quote! The other Mythbusters one would be cool too but I want ^that^ one!

The others go right over my head.

 

[KrnB]

I SO want that shirt! I absolutely love that quote! The other Mythbusters one would be cool too but I want ^that^ one!

The others go right over my head.

The reality one I found on CafePress. The Discovery Channel store really dropped the ball on that one. They've had a couple available on their site, but that quote has never been one of them. People had mentioned it in their comments on the site, as well as on the fan site. I looked so hard for that one. It's my favorite quote from the show, and I just had to find a shirt with it for DH.

The SQL one is basically saying find users that have a clue (clue is greater than zero), and query returns no results (nobody has a clue). It's definitely a geek shirt.

TCP/IP is how the Internet communicates. It's pronounced letter by letter, so the "but mostly I-P" is funny on a baby's shirt because of, ah, all the wet diapers. Again, definitely a geek shirt.

Yep, DH and I are geeks.

 

[RLccweems]

Back in the day, I used to buy/collect lots of funny t-shirts...so what's the funniest one in your drawer?



I have one that said "do I look like I care?"



lettie

 

[Narnian_Princess]

The reality one I found on CafePress. The Discovery Channel store really dropped the ball on that one. They've had a couple available on their site, but that quote has never been one of them. People had mentioned it in their comments on the site, as well as on the fan site. I looked so hard for that one. It's my favorite quote from the show, and I just had to find a shirt with it for DH.

The SQL one is basically saying find users that have a clue (clue is greater than zero), and query returns no results (nobody has a clue). It's definitely a geek shirt.

TCP/IP is how the Internet communicates. It's pronounced letter by letter, so the "but mostly I-P" is funny on a baby's shirt because of, ah, all the wet diapers. Again, definitely a geek shirt.

Yep, DH and I are geeks.

Okay, I get them now, thanks! And I thought I was a geek...

And thanks for the CafePress tip; I know what I'm going to have to ask for on my birthday list!

 

[goofyshell]

My favorite is one I saw that said "Who are all these kids and why do they keep calling me Mommy?"

 

[sydally9367]

I don't have many funny shirts, but DH has one that says "Graberbootieandpinch"...which is a clever take on Abercrombie & Fitch He wore it 3 times before I put it together and realized what it said

 

[wdw4us2]

I used to have one that I bought at Commander Salamander's in Georgetown back in 1982.

I can't write what it said here, but if you've seen Mommie Dearest you'll know the slogan. It featured pictures of Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford with bottles of Pepsi. The quote was the line she growled during the Pepsi Board Room scene.

All of my friends wanted one at the time even though I rarely wore it in public . . .

 

[N&B'smom]

I'm so boring, I have no funny shirts. The only one I have that really says anything on it is from awhile back and it says : Ben or Noel I'll assume we have some Felicity watchers in the crowd so you'll know what the shirt was about.

Shelby

 

["Got Disney"]

My favorite one was...

I'm Schizophrenic
So am I
Me too....

 

[Stacerita]

I saw one the other day that I am planning on getting when I do the Susan G Komen Race for the Cure.

"We only focus on one thing, or depending how you look at it, two"

 

[LadyShiva]

It's good to see all the geeks on here. Thinkgeek is my favorite place to buy shirts, too.

"I read your email"
"No, I will not fix your computer!" <-Mine, ladies t-shirt
"Bow before me, for I am root"
"Got root?"
"RTFM" <-Both have this, but don't wear it to work.

"WARNING: I speak Technobabble!' <- Mine, got it at Comdex YEARS ago--always cracks a smile on my users.

I also got him the sticker:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle and quick to anger" <- From memory, may be altered; but it is based off of Tolkien's quote for wizards.

For other days:
From college, I have an old t-shirt that I wear: "No shirt, no shoes, who cares?" Bear in mind, I'm a woman, wearing a t-shirt.

"I breastfeed, What's YOUR SUPER POWER?" <-For during the Mommy wars years

"NOT the House Slave!" <-For the days I'm feeling unappreciated by Hubby--he catches on quick on those days and starts cleaning up after himself

For the baby:
"Kisses 25 cents! Dirty Diapers FREE"

-LOVE- the Sarcastic Support Society t-shirt! I also love the Schrodinger's cat t-shirts.

Brandie

 

[Freyja]

Toyboy required.-Interviewing today!

Silicone free (written across the ****s)

 

[PlutoLuvr]

"I would exercise, but I'd spill my drink"

It has a little martini almost toppling over

I found a cute one for DH at Cracker Barrell of all places.

On the front, it says, "I fought the lawn, but the lawn won." It has a lawnmower on the front with smoke coming up from it, and it looks to be in pretty bad shape. DH is forever battling our lawn -- er, yard of weeds, as he puts it.

 

[KrnB]

I also got him the sticker:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle and quick to anger" <- From memory, may be altered; but it is based off of Tolkien's quote for wizards.

OMG, DH would love that shirt. He is a sysdmin and can wear goofy shirts like that to work.

 

[LadyShiva]

OMG, DH would love that shirt. He is a sysdmin and can wear goofy shirts like that to work.

Thinkgeek has them. But beware... you can really spend some money on there.

Brandie

 

[KrnB]

Thinkgeek has them. But beware... you can really spend some money on there.

Brandie

Yep, they have some good stuff. That was where DH got the TCP/IP shirts for the boys. He also got them ones that said "Newbie" and ones with the Linux logo. He was so proud (ah, my little geeks...)