What's your funniest t-shirt?

[Liberty Belle]

I don't have any funny ones, but my kids have a few.

My 13 year old has:

Darth Vader was framed.

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

Impeach Pedro.

And one has a picture of "Earl" on it and it says "I've done some bad things."

I'm sure he has more I'm not thinking of.

My youngest has one that says "I like ketchup on my ketchup."

 

[Poppinsme]

I have one from 1972 that says Captain Quaalude (had to be there). It has Mr. Natural truck'in under it.
My DH wears a tee that says "Fighting terrorists since 1492" with Geronimo, Chief Joseph, and Red Cloud portraits. DH is a Lakota.

 

[Anewman]

Cult Leader
Looking For Followers

 

[MushyMushy]

Texas: Where farting is a competitive sport.

DH got it for me.

 

[Kteacher]

My kids hate when I wear mine! I have one that says " Too young for Ashton " ( I am , ahem, in my later '40's ) , another that reads " Manolo is my homeboy " , one my sister gave me when my kids were little that reads " I say if the kids are still alive at the end of the day I've done my job ". I have another one that reads " I wear this shirt just to annoy my parents " that I'm saving for when I'm older

 

[LaraK]

DS has one that says "I'm Definitely Up To Something"...it's perfect for him!

I have several others from my Rugby days:
Women's Rugby Elegant Violence
If found drunk and stupid, please return to Dee's Cafe (that's on the back)
Rugby, the only time outside of Vegas that supporting a hooker is legal

 

[hackorydackorydac]

Ban Plate Tectonics

and

Bad Spellers of the World Untie

 

[Pixie Tales]

I have a shirt that says on the front

No, I Didn't Do It!!

then on the back it says

Why, Did You See Me ?

 

[crz4mm2]

DS had one years ago, bought on our first trip to WDW, that said "Your village called, their idiot is missing". I still at that one.

DH used to race cars. I bought him one that said "I live with FEAR every day. Some days She lets me Race".

 

[100%Disney]

MY son's favorite shirt...

Front of shirt: If a tree fall in the woods
Back of shirt: Do the other trees laugh at it.

My DH has two funny shirts.
This isn't a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.

The other shirt has two deer on it and one has a bulleye on its stomach. The other deer says, "Bummer of a birthmark, Bill."

 

[aquinas]

My favorite tshirt says:

Paddle faster
I hear banjo music

 

[lizbro]

my ds had one which said `you can send me to school but you can`t make me think` and the other had a pic of broccoli on and it said `it may make me grow up to be big and strong but it still tastes like poo`
thye both made me giggle!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I like the one I got in Nantucket with a skull and crossed swords on the back, that says "Piracy: Hostile Takeover Without the Paperwork."

My coworkers like my "Same Nightmare Different Day" shirt.

I get lots of strange looks when I wear my Skullboy shirt that says "Love Me Not!" on it...

Two that I really want but don't have, though...one is a picture of a neon pink Sigmund Freud, which says "Pink Freud," and the other is a Da Vinci angel and in backwards mirror writing, it says "Michelangelo paints by numbers."

 

[ms1031]

I don't have any funny t's, but I remember cracking up at a woman in Toys R Us one day. She looked to be a least 60, had a long white pony tail, and was wearing a shirt that read, "SHHHHHH... I'm hiding from my parents!"

 

[HoneyPooh]

I have a few but my favorite of the moment says:

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

 

[IwasatWDWforamonth]

this is mine I actually got it at WDW its a stitch shirt it says WARNING I BITE!

 

[ozarkmom]

My DD has one that says It must have been my evil twin. Her boyfriend (you'd just have to know him) has one that says Grin if your not wearing panties I hate that one! My DS has a pink t shirt that says stop laughing it's you girlfriends shirt.

 

[luvwinnie]

Oh, yeah? Well, I think YOUR dog is ugly!"

bulldog lovers will get this one!

 

[figment52]

From the early 70's

"When God created man She was only kidding". My xH didn't think it was funny but I sure did.

 

[Polyfor30th]

I got Dh one last year for his b-day the reads "Shat Happens" written on top of a huge outline of william shatner's head (early Kirk days)...he gets lots of laughs for that one

I also bought my best friend's Dh a shirt that had a large "for rent" sign on it