Hi Alex, thanks for keeping us (the wannabees) up to date. You need to have a drink for all of us, too, and by my count you are pretty far behind.
I'll have a Konk Kooler, please.
psst... don't tell Ann about the snow. I don't think last year's snow plow driver has ever been found.

psst... don't tell Ann about the snow. I don't think last year's snow plow driver has ever been found.
