Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,
Okay... funny that you included a link for sheep.
wagging (bringing) their tails behind them.
Bringing?
Apparently that's the most common? Or was? But I'd never heard that.
Bo Peep was eager for her party and dressed in her favorite fineries for the evening's festivities.
Love the costume. I told you so, too, that night.
Being a good shepherdess, naturally she kept her sheep close by to be cared for and watched closely.
Not
that good a shepherdess... you lost them, after all.
Making sure all was in order, she flagged down the nearest farm cart
I thought maybe you'd taken a Lyft, Uber or Minnie Van, until I read the next line...
Many were lowing which set her small flock to bleating making for quite a noisy ride.
Yeah... definitely a Disney bus.
Her crook came in handy more than once to keep the more oaf-like, hairy beasts at bay.
Definitely a Disney bus.
Nice one.
she ran across 2 finely dressed gentlemen carrying spades.
Those guys were great! Totally in character.
Their appearance in the moonlight gave them an eerie, whitish appearance much like she imagined those living across the Sea in a land called Oregon
She did leave wondering, however, what exactly they were looking for under the earth so late at night
Just worms. For fishing. Totally innocent.
a very careless man on horseback nearly ran her over!
Hard to see where you're going without eyes, ya know.
He was also headed in the direction of the Leaders
Headed?
I see what you did there.
she was glad she hadn't asked for a ride to her destintation.
And yet... how cool would it be if you could ride with him at the start of the parade????
She needn’t have worried though, for there was something about sheep she would learn by the end of the night.
Sheep?
Sure.
You can shear them.
Surely.
The expression on her face gave her excitement away. It’s like she’d done this before and knew how much fun getting married is.
“Good evening, Ma’am! I’m looking for my sheep; have you seen them along your way?”
“No, but you can always check my attic! I’m so sorry! I must hurry along, I have to find my next husband…”

Nice.
She searched on the hillside rising up beside her only to find the headstones of a few other unfortunate animals who’d met their earthly demise.
As long as there's no tombstone with:
Here lies Bo Peep's Sheep.
Once alive,
Now six feet deep.
Things seemed to be in such disrepair she wondered what kind of owner and Landlord lived here.
I'm not fond of doing chores.
With a reassuring voice he calmed her fears and offered her a draught from his drink which steadied her nerves.
Never accept a drink from a stranger.
The Landlord who turned out to be quite a nice, unsuspecting, unpretentious man
I see I've got you completely fooled.
The village over the river was riddled with bearded, smelly folk that reeked of booze and a lack of bathing.
Oops. Sorry. That was me.
human captives were being sold to the highest bidders.
Alas. Not any more.
She spied a flock of chickens in a box clucking in panic each time a marauder fired a black powder round.
I love those! They're hilarious!
and just in time, she deftly used her crook, for she was an expert, to pull her companion to safety.
Ohhhh… So
that's what happened.
It was close, but they both knew in that moment she had saved his life from being pulled into the dark waters and taken captive.
Thanks for that. In my state, I don't think I could've swum very well.
from the man who goes by Hatter: “Leave them alone, and they’ll come home!”
Always trust a man in a big hat.
This is a truism.
The littlest lamb in her grasp began to frantically bleat and leapt out of her arms rushing to his found companions.
Awww...
Did you know there are 4 more macabre verses to Little Bo Peep:
Had no idea!
But... at least she tacks their tails back on.
Reminds me of Pin the Tail on the Donkey...
With Valentine's Day coming up, do you give your kids (if you have them) a little gift?
Nope!
I've always thought of V day as for lovers... not parental or sibling love.