Possibly unpopular post ahead. You've been warned...
I've been wanting to make this one for going on 12-15 years now. No pun intended in the subject line... or is there?
Can somebody please explain to me that while our annual dues skyrocket every year, here I sit in Kidani this week in a savannah studio, where we are relegated 1 singular bar of H20 Disney branded soap to share between the shower and the sink, which is really only a half bar by any normal person's standards to begin with; that said bar sells for upwards of $7 in the gift shop just down the hall? It's worth about $0.50 at best.
The shampoo and conditioner? Same thing. Disney branded H2O (Arguably good stuff. I'll give you that.) under lock and key and security screws under penalty of banishment from property should you dare pump either one more than twice. They are probably Bluetooth linked to the front desk.
And yet... AND YET... paper products in the room go to the cheapest and lowest single-ply, non-perforated bidder. Anybody trying to get into the paper business? This is where you come. You can get off the ground here. Just import the cheapest paper towels, tissues, and TOILET PAPER you can buy from whatever third world country you can get it from the cheapest. Double the price in US dollars, and submit your bid. You'll be set for life. Just don't ever come sit on a toilet here.
I'm actually a simple soul. I don't ask for much, but a little acknowledgement that we aren't exactly the lowest forms of life to spend the night on Disney property would be a really nice thing to do. Especially since we pay for it anyway. I shouldn't have to bring my own tissue and toilet paper from home when I come here, and yet I can't tell you how many times I've done just that or left property and picked it up at Target on 192.
I wouldn't put this crap in my mother-in-law's room when she comes to visit, and I don't like her very much at all (Just kidding but you get the emphasis here.). Deluxe my hind parts (See what I did there?). The paper products should be an outright EMBARRASSMENT to
DVC. Up your game, Disney... or up your...
Now wash your hands! And don't forget to put the bar of soap back in the shower.
#EndRant
#ToiletPaperGate2020