How is a Disney Trip Like a Writing Desk: A PTR through Wonderland UPDATED: 9/18/10

"You'd think she'd remember all this from the first time." ~ DoDo Bird

I was going to talk about Day Four today but...

No. No, I'm kidding. We're really going to be talking about Day Four.

When we take a walk on the wild side.

No, we're not going to Detroit. We're going to the Animal Kingdom.

But first, a refresher. If all has gone as planned thus far then:

On Day One, we arrived, got a room with a larger than small bed, ate our weight in junky apples, and watched Fantasmic without being a.) rained on, b.) trampled by the Roller Derby of the stroller set and/or c.) regaled with the tale of, "Imagine if Mickey caught fire when he's shooting those fireworks from his fingers". (All true stories, I might add.)

On Day Two, we partook in the breakfast goodness that is Tonga Toast, enjoyed all our Must Do's in the Kingdom that is Magic, not only scored a table for but were also named honorary King and Queen of 'Ohana (which means family) due to BF's digestive prowess, and took in a practically perfect evening with the Main Street Electrical Parade and Wishes from a table seat atop the railroad platform. Without having to complete any track and field type maneuvers to score said seats.

On Day Three, I donned my lemon tights, plaid mini skirt, go go boots and lab coat and we headed off to the Imagineers playground that is Epicot. We visited the dinos, blasted to the moon without then blasting into the restrooms, did a fairly mild 65mph (it's mild on MA highways, anyway) loop in our test vehicle, smelled Rome burning, swam with the fishes and lived off the land, somehow soared over CA without leaving the state of FL and then checked each other's water bottles for acid after leaving the Imagination pavilion. Oh, and we also had a moment of silence for Michael. We ended the day with an amazing dinner at Cali Grill where they did indeed have duck on the menu and I will have lingered long enough over my appetizer alone to see Wishes from the rooftop.

And now I'm going to take a moment to ponder about how weird it is to be presently writing in the past tense about the future.

:scratchin

Ponder complete.

So, the plan for Day Four is to score some breakfast (again) at Everything POP and then to head over to AK for rope drop or sometime there abouts. What we do first is a toss-up. I love seeing the safari as early in the day as possible because I've found that the cooler it is outside, the more animals you see. But then there's the fact that everyone and there grandmama's grandmama will be racing over to Everest to get their ride and Fastpass on. My thought is this - we'll likely go get our EE FP on and then runwalk to the safari. For those of you who don't know the runwalk, it looks like fast, sophisticated limping.

The Must Do list for AK is small because, well, the number of attractions is not huge and there are really only two shows that I'm giving priority to:

Nemo
Flights of Wonder

No, the Lion King doesn't make the cut. It comes in at #3. Flame away. I've seen it many, many times and it is, in fact, fantastic, but the other two take my cake.

Nemo is just plain good show. In the same way that FOLK is. Only, under water. And I'm partial to Nemo more than I am to Simba. That, given the opportunity in real life Simba would eat Nemo, is irrelevant.

Flights of Wonder is, in my opinion, one of the best shows no one talks about in the World. There are some amazingly beautiful birds, some campy humor and, there's the eagle poop. Don't tell me this majestic symbol of our country isn't trained to do it. Five out of five times I've seen this show she's done it at precisely the same moment each time. I've also been lucky enough to be chosen as an audience participant for the show and that was just play neato.

If we can, we'll squish Simba in.

We have a 12:00 date for lunch with the Yeti and some fried cheesecake wontons. My hope is that there is no Yakking involved (NO#4's (NOZZUB)).

AK has evening EMH's so we'll have plenty of time to do all of the above and all of the following, methinks:

*spend 19 hours on the Maharajah Jungle Trek, my favoritest thing in the whole AK
*bury my face in BFs armpit when the carnotaur screams at me for only the umpteenth time
*don our bug eyes and get our insect learnin' on
*go on a two week safari for a second time
*use our EE FPs
*ride the rapids where I will undoubtedly take the brunt of the hit. Because that's just how BF and I roll.
*search out DeVine, who actually used to work on and off at the renaissance faire in our area
*check out Rafiki's Planet Watch, which I haven't done in years
*show BF the cool-as-all-getout gorilla habitat on the Pangani trails
*spend approximately 17 days watching the river otters and hatching a Bond-like plan on how BF will secure one and bring it home to live in our bathtub
*peruse the Discovery Island trails
*procure the necessary 1,378 photos of the Tree of Life

Before I move on to our evening plans, a note about EE. We will be riding in the first 2 cars or not at all. See, I'm not especially motion sick when it comes to rollercoasters. In fact, I foster a mild coaster addiction. But I road twice in Sept. 08. The second time in the last car.

Never. Again. :crazy2:

I'm not sure when we'll head out. Either when we feel we've had enough or when the heat index reaches 213. We're strollers (NObabycarriages), especially in animal parks, so this very could be a relaxing, all-day park for us.

Which is fine for the evening. Currently our dinner reservation at the Yachtsman isn't until 8:00 p.m. I'm hoping to bump it up to 7:00 p.m. But who can say if that will happen. If it's as hard to do that as it is to get into 'Ohana (read: only if you're royalty) then 8:00 p.m. it will be.

Yachtsman is BF's pick. After I told him we would not be going to Shula's at the Dolphin so he could attempt the 48oz prime rib challenge, he pouted and wanted steak. I'm sorry, I'm not spending a single second of this vacation while BF wanders around zombie-like in a protein coma.

So I compromised with the Yachtsman.

After the Yachtsman we'll be heading over to do one of the very few things BF requested for this trip: Jellyrolls. Only he didn't call it Jellyrolls. He simply asked me if the World had a dueling piano bar. I think he was both delighted and surprised when I immediately responded, "Yes."

We likely won't make it too late of a night since we have a big day ahead of us on Thursday. But, depending on what time we get out of dinner, we'll spend enough time to have enjoyed ourselves. I'll likely bring some cab money so that we don't have to do the Disney-bus-hopping act to get back to POP.

UP NEXT: Boo to you and you and you and you...Happy Halloween. (And you're welcome. It's stuck in my head too now.)
 
I like to see Nemo as a priority. I like FOTLK but I've seen it many times and it just doesnt' do it for me like Nemo does. But the bird show....eeeeeeek! I don't do flying birds. I will leave this one all to you. I'll even tie it up in a ribbon if you'd like. ;)

There will be no yaking at Y&Y. It's yummy. What are you getting? The Kobe beef burger that is the best burget I have ever eaten?? :rolleyes1:yay::cloud9:
 
Haha, I love your PTR. Just thought you should know that. :)

Definitely not going to flame you for FotLK...in fact, my idea of hell would be getting stuck in there all day. ::shudders:: Seriously. I know this goes against Disney gospel, but singing animals just don't do it for. Although, I do love singing candelabras and crabs (ala Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast & Sebastian from Little Mermaid). I made the mistake of doing Nemo in January (my nephews suckered me into it) and I couldn't get that stupid "Big, Blue World" song out of my head all week. ALL WEEK! :scared1: Just thinking about it makes me nauseous.

My nephew and I rode in the last row on EE 6 times in a row once. It was fun...until I actually tried to walk. :scared:
 
And now I'm going to take a moment to ponder about how weird it is to be presently writing in the past tense about the future.
I enjoyed it very much! (says the fellow English geek)

I'm not sure when we'll head out. Either when we feel we've had enough or when the heat index reaches 213.
We're talking about Sept., right? You can expect that 213* heat index at approximately 6:48am. :rolleyes:

Yachtsman is BF's pick. After I told him we would not be going to Shula's at the Dolphin so he could attempt the 48oz prime rib challenge, he pouted and wanted steak. I'm sorry, I'm not spending a single second of this vacation while BF wanders around zombie-like in a protein coma.

So I compromised with the Yachtsman.
I like the Yachtsman! At least I did 15ish years ago, when I last was there. Still, I feel comfortable saying that I think it'll be a hit! :thumbsup2

UP NEXT: Boo to you and you and you and you...Happy Halloween. (And you're welcome. It's stuck in my head too now.)
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GAH! :headache: :rotfl2: It's been stuck in my head ever since we received our tickets in the mail!
 

Okay, there's only one way to do this and that's chapter by chapter. :goodvibes

Chp. 10: Why Yes, I AM Still Going To Disney. :)


Congratulations on paying off the trip and best of luck to BF with the possible new job. I know how much it would mean to him.

Moving again? Oy. Just throwing out there that if you need help, I volunteer...my husband! :lmao: Okay, me too. :goodvibes

I'm so wishing that I was going to a MNSSHP with you guys this year and didn't have to wait until next year. It's airfare. It's killing me. I'll whine about it some more, thank you for listening. :lmao:

Day one sounds good my dear! :thumbsup2
 
Chp. 11: No, Baby, Walt Disney World ISN'T Just Where the Castle Is...SIGH...

Okay, I want you to try the macadamia nut pancakes for purely selfish reasons. I'm dying to know how they are! And super excited for you to partake in all that is Kona.

I'm pleased to see that POTC is first on your list for the Magic Kingdom, as it should be. You may feel free to shout out an appropriate, "Yo ho!" or as I like to do in perfect imitation, "Davy Jones," in honor of me and my mom. ;)

Did you see they're renaming the People Mover? It'll now be the TTA People Mover. Thank goodness. That clears up the confusion, eh? :lmao:

It took me a good while to get Nemo to call Disney World "Disney World." He kept referring to it as Disneyland, and I have no idea why.

Now the unfortunate problem is from talking about it so much, I hear, almost daily, "Mama?"

TK - "Yes, Nemo?"

Nemo - "I really want to go to Disney World."

Me, too buddy. Me too. :lmao:
 
Lady Ascot: "Do you know what I fear most?"
Alice Kingsley: "The decline of the aristocracy?"
Lady Ascot: "Ugly grandchildren."

:rotfl2: I'd forgotten that line.


Tuesday, September 21st is our 3/4 day.

Since the night before will hopefully not be a terribly late one, the goal will be to be up relatively early and hit Everything POP for breakfast before the rush.

I don't know why, but I love me some counter service breakfast. It's a must do at least once each trip. :thumbsup2


And bacon. Definitely the bacon. The man cannot have enough bacon. Bacon on his bacon.

Covered in chocolate?


My goal is to arrive at the park at or just after Rope Drop. From there, along with the masses, we'll probably head over to Soarin'.

One of Mom's favorites. :goodvibes


A nine pound lemon. That's a lot of lemonade.

Or a really nice garnish for your Beverly. ;)


BF & TINK + Simulator Rides = Pale faces, a lot of mouth-breathing and a scramble for the bathrooms

Reason #2,541 in which TK and Tink are similar. And apparently similar to BF as well!

I can't do simulator rides. My last time on one was when I was a kid, and it was Star Tours. I just about died. Well, not really, but it was bad. There was no bathroom visitation, but it was a harrowing few hours.

I'm ded over the fact that BF has to do Mission Space. I often wonder what that Y chromosome does. :lmao:


The Universe of Energy. For the following reasons:

Nap time?


4. The dark part with the radio tower where it's airing the different radio programs...I have always and will always get about 45 seconds of shut-eye in that dark, cool, cavernous space.

I knew it!


#1 - Captain EO (if it hasn't gone the way of the dodo...again).

This is like a gift. The last time I saw EO I was with my grandmother. I love Michael and it's Disney and all that but it's really more like a treat of refreshed memories for me.

Love, love, love Captain EO! And love the special meaning it has for you. :hug:


#2 - My Future World Obsession

SPACESHIP EARTH

But, what I miss the most? Jeremy Irons. I know, I know, even he was the product of a refurb but he was IT for me. The other changes? I can live with those.

Me, too. His voice has the same quality as Patrick Stewart saying "Make it so," on Star Trek The Next Generation. :::sigh:::


Especially the afro. And the mini skirt. And the go go boots. AND THE LEMON TIGHTS.
Because you know all that is so true to the moment of how we're dressing in professional America today.
If you work in Vegas.
In a building.
With no windows.
And big bodyguards.

ANYWHO.

You went there! I can't believe it. Well, maybe I can, but it's still too funny! :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

And for a sip of the Beverly.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ahem.

Yum. :thumbsup2:thumbsup2


To be prettied up for our 5:45 p.m. ADRs at California Grill.
The restaurant which, I'm positive, sparked the reality of this trip. In BF's anti-Disney-befuddled-brain.
I'm a clever girl. ;)

Alright, you don't have to lie. We both know you'll be thinking of me and our fabulous birthday extravaganza.

And a really cool thunderstorm. ;)
 
I'm here and all caught up! I LOVE your costumes!!! Seriously, faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic! And yes, "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?" is stuck in my head. The sad thing is, I think I can still remember all the lyrics...gosh, I loved that show.

Your plans are looking mighty-fine. Do you think a semi-chill 3 year old could sit through Flights of Wonder? I want to try it, and know DH wouldn't be a fan - but he's not doing AK with us this time, so I'm tempted, but don't want to regret it either....
 
Delightful update! And yes, AK IS a stroller-friendly park (NObabycarriages)! I also plan to spend approximately 17 hours on the trails and take a freakish amount of photos as well! I love your plan- very similar to mine- except I have my eye on the Dawa as well. ;)
 
There will be no yaking at Y&Y. It's yummy. What are you getting? The Kobe beef burger that is the best burget I have ever eaten?? :rolleyes1:yay::cloud9:

There is SO MUCH on that menu that I want to try but if I had to wager a guess today, I'd say this is what I'll order:

Appetizer: Lettuce Cups (BF will probably have potstickers)
Entree: This is really a toss-up - either Duck with Anandapur Glaze or Shaoxing Shrimp and Steak
Dessert: Fried Wontons

I reserve the right to change my mind. Multiple times. :laughing:

Their drink menu also looks amazing, but that will depend on how hot it is that day in the AK.

Alcohol + Sun and 90 degree weather + TINK = Illegal napping on the savannah

Haha, I love your PTR. Just thought you should know that. :)

Hey thanks! :blush:

My nephew and I rode in the last row on EE 6 times in a row once. It was fun...until I actually tried to walk. :scared:

LOL! BF and I love us some coasters. We went on the Griffin, the newest coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, a couple of years ago. It was amazing. My parents also took my brother and I to Cedar Point when I was a teenager - Coaster HEAVEN!!! I've been trying to get there with BF for a while now. Maybe next year!

I enjoyed it very much! (says the fellow English geek)

It's the best kind of geek to be. ::yes::

We're talking about Sept., right? You can expect that 213* heat index at approximately 6:48am. :rolleyes:

Oh, I was confusing it with the timing for the 313% humidty index. My bad.

GAH! :headache: :rotfl2: It's been stuck in my head ever since we received our tickets in the mail!

Ours should be arriving any day now. Our ME stuff should show up soon too. That'll get me REALLY excited!

Do you got to the party ON Halloween?

Moving again? Oy. Just throwing out there that if you need help, I volunteer...my husband! :lmao: Okay, me too. :goodvibes

If this works out and he gets the job and we move (which we'd HAVE to if he did), I'd be throwing a whole lot of stuff out. AND...and this is the best part...we'd have to be in the new place by Nov. 1 the latest, Oct. 1 actually being more ideal for him. Given that we probably won't find out if he has the job until late August...you do the math. :faint:

I'm so wishing that I was going to a MNSSHP with you guys this year and didn't have to wait until next year.

I'm hoping that he'll want to go again next year, with you guys, even if it's just a short trip for the party. We'll see. You know how he is. After this trip I'll have to ply him with noms and the awesome costumes we'd all have.

Okay, I want you to try the macadamia nut pancakes for purely selfish reasons. I'm dying to know how they are!

I just saw a pic of them on the food p0rn thread. With a side of sausage. It looked like a little slice of heaven, I won't lie.

I'm pleased to see that POTC is first on your list for the Magic Kingdom, as it should be. You may feel free to shout out an appropriate, "Yo ho!" or as I like to do in perfect imitation, "Davy Jones," in honor of me and my mom. ;)

Oh, so you DON'T want BF to try to smuggle Jackie boy into the boat. Okay....

Did you see they're renaming the People Mover? It'll now be the TTA People Mover. Thank goodness. That clears up the confusion, eh? :lmao:

Apparently Disney missed the 'If the Name Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It' class. While I'm happy to see 'PeopleMover' back in the name, because that's inherently Walt to me, the TTA PeopleMover? It's like saying, "Yeah, what we did didn't really work but we're not really ready to admit that yet."

However, I'm super stoked that they've resumed paging Mr. Morrow. Mr. Tom Morrow. Because I belive his party from Saturn has arrived.

I hear, almost daily, "Mama?"

TK - "Yes, Nemo?"

Nemo - "I really want to go to Disney World."

Me, too buddy. Me too. :lmao:

Awww. He's so cute.

I don't know why, but I love me some counter service breakfast. It's a must do at least once each trip. :thumbsup2

Well, right now we're doing it three times. In a row. I really wanted to add one more breakfast TS but nothing is grabbing our attention. Kona and Boma is pretty open all week so we could always try either one a second time but...who knows. We'll see.

Covered in chocolate?

That's rhetorical, right?
And I did tell you he's tried this, didn't I? One of the cooks at work made it for him. :sad2:

I'm ded over the fact that BF has to do Mission Space. I often wonder what that Y chromosome does. :lmao:

All things involving loud noises, farting, blowing stuff up and, apparently, laughing in the face of simulators.

You went there! I can't believe it. Well, maybe I can, but it's still too funny! :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

You doubted my capacity for going there?! ;)

Alright, you don't have to lie. We both know you'll be thinking of me and our fabulous birthday extravaganza.

And a really cool thunderstorm. ;)

Darn skippy, I will. AND the cab ride back to CBR.

"Where you live?"

And yes, "Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?" is stuck in my head. The sad thing is, I think I can still remember all the lyrics...gosh, I loved that show.

::ahem::

Click ME.

You can thank me later.

Do you think a semi-chill 3 year old could sit through Flights of Wonder? I want to try it, and know DH wouldn't be a fan - but he's not doing AK with us this time, so I'm tempted, but don't want to regret it either....

Sure. I'd say if you're unsure to sit near the end of a row and maybe toward the back, that way if Henry is scared (though I don't think he would be) or bored, you'd have an 'escape route'.
 
Delightful update! And yes, AK IS a stroller-friendly park (NObabycarriages)! I also plan to spend approximately 17 hours on the trails and take a freakish amount of photos as well! I love your plan- very similar to mine- except I have my eye on the Dawa as well. ;)

Oh my goodness your countdown has switched to DAYS! Yay!!!!
 
If this works out and he gets the job and we move (which we'd HAVE to if he did), I'd be throwing a whole lot of stuff out. AND...and this is the best part...we'd have to be in the new place by Nov. 1 the latest, Oct. 1 actually being more ideal for him. Given that we probably won't find out if he has the job until late August...you do the math. :faint:

Nothing like a quick deadline. :scared1:

I'm hoping that he'll want to go again next year, with you guys, even if it's just a short trip for the party. We'll see. You know how he is. After this trip I'll have to ply him with noms and the awesome costumes we'd all have.

Me, too. Especially because I want an excuse to say "Davy Jones," in Tia Dalma's voice all night long.

Also because I think you should be Tia Dalma, but that's a whole other story. I mean it fits, right? :goodvibes

Oh, so you DON'T want BF to try to smuggle Jackie boy into the boat. Okay....

I never said that.

Did I say that?

Can you imagine what my household would be like with an audio-animitronic Jack Sparrow? :cloud9:

Apparently Disney missed the 'If the Name Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It' class. While I'm happy to see 'PeopleMover' back in the name, because that's inherently Walt to me, the TTA PeopleMover? It's like saying, "Yeah, what we did didn't really work but we're not really ready to admit that yet."

:thumbsup2

However, I'm super stoked that they've resumed paging Mr. Morrow. Mr. Tom Morrow. Because I belive his party from Saturn has arrived.

Thank God. How you could get rid of that classic line is beyond me.

Well, right now we're doing it three times. In a row. I really wanted to add one more breakfast TS but nothing is grabbing our attention. Kona and Boma is pretty open all week so we could always try either one a second time but...who knows. We'll see.

Not interested in a character breakfast? Chef Mickey's?

Also, hon, Mom and I had a fantastic breakfast at the Grand Floridian Cafe. I truly enjoyed it, and they have a variety of options.

That's rhetorical, right?
And I did tell you he's tried this, didn't I? One of the cooks at work made it for him. :sad2:

Yes. I guess it's the same concept as a chocolate covered pretzel?

All things involving loud noises, farting, blowing stuff up and, apparently, laughing in the face of simulators.

I think you've just described my life for the next 18+ years. :lmao:

You doubted my capacity for going there?! ;)

Never. I'm just impressed how you worked it all in a DIS friendly way.

Darn skippy, I will. AND the cab ride back to CBR.

"Where you live?"

Aww...that was so much fun.
 

....On Day Three, I donned my lemon tights, plaid mini skirt, go go boots and lab coat and we headed off to the Imagineers playground that is Epicot. We visited the dinos, blasted to the moon without then blasting into the restrooms, did a fairly mild 65mph (it's mild on MA highways, anyway) loop in our test vehicle, smelled Rome burning, swam with the fishes and lived off the land, somehow soared over CA without leaving the state of FL and then checked each other's water bottles for acid after leaving the Imagination pavilion. Oh, and we also had a moment of silence for Michael. We ended the day with an amazing dinner at Cali Grill where they did indeed have duck on the menu and I will have lingered long enough over my appetizer alone to see Wishes from the rooftop.


If this was all you had written my day would be complete.......Thank you for taking me to my happy zone.:cloud9:


And now I'm going to take a moment to ponder about how weird it is to be presently writing in the past tense about the future.

:scratchin

Ponder complete.

Right?!.....you did a very good job with it, though. I followed every word!


So, the plan for Day Four is to score some breakfast (again) at Everything POP and then to head over to AK for rope drop or sometime there abouts. What we do first is a toss-up. I love seeing the safari as early in the day as possible because I've found that the cooler it is outside, the more animals you see. But then there's the fact that everyone and there grandmama's grandmama will be racing over to Everest to get their ride and Fastpass on. My thought is this - we'll likely go get our EE FP on and then runwalk to the safari. For those of you who don't know the runwalk, it looks like fast, sophisticated limping.

I managed to do the very first safari of the day on my solo!! SO worth it. And we all did the runwalk, in a nice orderly fashion, behind the safari CMs, behind the rope. It's a L-O-N-G runwalk from the Rope Drop to that safari!!:eek:

The Must Do list for AK is small because, well, the number of attractions is not huge and there are really only two shows that I'm giving priority to:

Nemo
Flights of Wonder

No, the Lion King doesn't make the cut. It comes in at #3. Flame away. I've seen it many, many times and it is, in fact, fantastic, but the other two take my cake.

My DS10 wanted to do Nemo on our last trip. Somehow it didn't happen and I still feel guilt. One of the great joys of motherhood....:headache: It's a must-do for the next. Haven't seen Flights of Wonder but guessin' that should be on the must-do list as well?! Totally with you on FotLK. On the '06 trip, my MIL dragged us down there to see it, because it's on HER "must-do" list. It was enjoyable, but my youngest promptly had a melt-down after that (fortunately his melt-downs were always quiet....he was just done.) So I missed most of AK on that trip because I had to take him back to POR. Maybe in my subconscious that's why I now have ZERO desire to see the Lion. And I'll stop now before I end up inserting a Trip Report into your Pre-Trip Report.....:rolleyes1


AK has evening EMH's so we'll have plenty of time to do all of the above and all of the following, methinks:

*spend 19 hours on the Maharajah Jungle Trek, my favoritest thing in the whole AK
*bury my face in BFs armpit when the carnotaur screams at me for only the umpteenth time
*don our bug eyes and get our insect learnin' on
*go on a two week safari for a second time
*use our EE FPs
*ride the rapids where I will undoubtedly take the brunt of the hit. Because that's just how BF and I roll.
*search out DeVine, who actually used to work on and off at the renaissance faire in our area
*check out Rafiki's Planet Watch, which I haven't done in years
*show BF the cool-as-all-getout gorilla habitat on the Pangani trails
*spend approximately 17 days watching the river otters and hatching a Bond-like plan on how BF will secure one and bring it home to live in our bathtub
*peruse the Discovery Island trails
*procure the necessary 1,378 photos of the Tree of Life

Looks like a great day planned for AK!:thumbsup2

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Me, too. Especially because I want an excuse to say "Davy Jones," in Tia Dalma's voice all night long.

Also because I think you should be Tia Dalma, but that's a whole other story. I mean it fits, right? :goodvibes

It fits...now to figure out how to turn myself into a creepy/beautiful goddess trapped in an African American voodoo queen's body.

:scratchin

Can you imagine what my household would be like with an audio-animitronic Jack Sparrow? :cloud9:

The number of images that just flashed through my mind was frightening. And all hysterical.

Not interested in a character breakfast? Chef Mickey's?

No, he has no interest. I brought it up a couple of times and got no response, which, in BF-speak, means no thank you. I did explain the characters interact less with adults if they don't show much interest but still no dice. The biggest problem is that the man doesn't eat eggs and most menus are egg-heavy.

Yes. I guess it's the same concept as a chocolate covered pretzel?

Yes, only pork-ier.

If this was all you had written my day would be complete.......Thank you for taking me to my happy zone.

Any time, my friend, any time. It amazes me how many different places in the World I'll be thinking of all my friends. :hug:
 
The number of images that just flashed through my mind was frightening. And all hysterical.
...

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl:::snortlaugh:: When I read that post by TK, all I could think was wow, your poor DH will be sleeping alone a lot!

.
 
Now I have the BOO to You song stuck in my head and I couldn't thank you more!! I LOVE that parade!!

Hmmm..Yachtsman and Jellyrolls sounds like a great way to end the evening!! You will find something at Yachtsman that you will love and the desserts there are amazing LOL!!!!
 
Now the unfortunate problem is from talking about it so much, I hear, almost daily, "Mama?"

TK - "Yes, Nemo?"

Nemo - "I really want to go to Disney World."

Me, too buddy. Me too. :lmao:


Aww, my DS says the same thing every time he sees a Disney commercial, or any other time it occurs to him. DH tells him we need money, and DS says, "I have money in my piggy bank! I can get some so we can all go!" If only that were enough. :rotfl2:
 
It fits...now to figure out how to turn myself into a creepy/beautiful goddess trapped in an African American voodoo queen's body.

:scratchin

Please. You doubt my skills?

The number of images that just flashed through my mind was frightening. And all hysterical.

;);) pirate:

No, he has no interest. I brought it up a couple of times and got no response, which, in BF-speak, means no thank you. I did explain the characters interact less with adults if they don't show much interest but still no dice. The biggest problem is that the man doesn't eat eggs and most menus are egg-heavy.

Ah well.

Yes, only pork-ier.

:rotfl2:


:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl:::snortlaugh:: When I read that post by TK, all I could think was wow, your poor DH will be sleeping alone a lot!

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:lmao:

Aww, my DS says the same thing every time he sees a Disney commercial, or any other time it occurs to him. DH tells him we need money, and DS says, "I have money in my piggy bank! I can get some so we can all go!" If only that were enough. :rotfl2:

Oh, mine will tell me that we can just get on a plane to go there.

Truthfully, the only thing holding me back from planning a trip right now is airfare. If it dropped at all, I'd seriously consider a long weekend to do an MNSSHP. As it stands now, however, that's a distant dream.
 
I don't know where to start. I've spent the past hour laughing over and over. THe family ignoring, the dog huffing off and leaving.

Oh, and you have yellow tights and a plaid skirt?

Pray tell, dear one!
 
::ahem::

Click ME.

You can thank me later.

Sure. I'd say if you're unsure to sit near the end of a row and maybe toward the back, that way if Henry is scared (though I don't think he would be) or bored, you'd have an 'escape route'.

You know I clicked on that link and sang right along, right? :hyper: Love it! Now I'm thinking I must YouTube it for DS. ::yes::

Excellent advice on the FoW. I didn't think about that, I just imagined me, trapped with wailing 3 year old...;) Disney always provides an "escape exit", don't they? (except on CoP...!)
 



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