longneckthree
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- Aug 26, 2007
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God, I hope it's Diane that's moving it back.
I hope so too!
She said "Hey, they're just going to throw them out anyway."
Diane saw me.
"What are you reading?"
"Gnues"
"You're reading the news?"
"Yes."
She glanced at the sign, the sign said wildebeast, "Those are animals"
"Yes, gnues."
"Oh."
"Animals are news?"
"No, gnues are animals."
"Oh."
And I told her that they can run up to forty miles an hour.
"So, gnues travel fast?"
"Yes."
Also that when provoked and angry, they will sometimes charge a jeep.
"You're telling me that there are good gnues and bad gnues?"
"Yes."
The tour guide directed us to the left side of the truck then.
I asked her, "What's over there?"
"Just some a big cat sprawled out in the grass."
"Oh, a lyin' lion?"
"Yes."
At the end of our trip, I mentioned to her that we never did see a gnu.
"After what you told me about them," she said, "It sounds like no gnues is good gnues."
"Yes."
I am beginning to wonder if Diane is the funny one and you are the straight man! It sounds like a conversation DH and I would have and it just cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh!
That reminds me; One time when we left Perry Georgia in the morning and were heading down rt. 75, just as the sun was comiing up over the trees I let loose with a top of the lungs version of the beginning of the Lion King song.
"BAAS, RENYA!.."
Scared the crap out of Smidgy.
OMIGOD! nebo still cracks me up!!!!! anyway, just want to say what GREAT fun we had with the Ohioians(?!?) and, yes Jill, John and Kim,saying goodbye was hard. but it is NEVER Goodbye. cause if we can't make a Cedar point meet, I KNOW you guys will visit us when we move to Florida!!! ( I felt like I knew Jill my whole life!)
Someone already quoted the Great Space Coaster - that's all I could think of! "No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu!" One of my favorite shows when I was little. And I'm glad you finally got to see Devine! 
do you realize how LITTLE disney stuff there is for boys? ok, pirates, or cars. and how MUCH stuff there is for girls? little princesses!! now I get to buy that stuff! ariel, snow white, Jasmine, pochohantas, etc etc!!! ribbons and bows and dresses!

Believe me, Diane....you'll know exactly what to do because you ARE a girl!OMG! I just realized... I have NO idea what to do with a girl!![]()

all you great people praying for Laura.. she is doing great. ultrasound shows... "It's a GIRL!!!" I am just tickled PINK!!!!!(pun intended!)
our family has had nothing but boys, boys, boys! a girl!do you realize how LITTLE disney stuff there is for boys? ok, pirates, or cars. and how MUCH stuff there is for girls? little princesses!! now I get to buy that stuff! ariel, snow white, Jasmine, pochohantas, etc etc!!! ribbons and bows and dresses!
(oh my!)ribbons and bows and dresses!(oh my!)![]()
(ok Nebo, don't cut up my credit card, just kidding)
ps. Jeremy says she's still going to play soccer.
OMG! I just realized... I have NO idea what to do with a girl!![]()

Disneyshopping is a wonderful thing! Trust me, little girls let you know exactly what they want, princess style.all you great people praying for Laura.. she is doing great. ultrasound shows... "It's a GIRL!!!" I am just tickled PINK!!!!!(pun intended!)
(oh my!)ribbons and bows and dresses!(oh my!)![]()

all you great people praying for Laura.. she is doing great. ultrasound shows... "It's a GIRL!!!" I am just tickled PINK!!!!!(pun intended!)
our family has had nothing but boys, boys, boys! a girl!do you realize how LITTLE disney stuff there is for boys? ok, pirates, or cars. and how MUCH stuff there is for girls? little princesses!! now I get to buy that stuff! ariel, snow white, Jasmine, pochohantas, etc etc!!! ribbons and bows and dresses!
(oh my!)ribbons and bows and dresses!(oh my!)![]()
(ok Nebo, don't cut up my credit card, just kidding)
ps. Jeremy says she's still going to play soccer.
OMG! I just realized... I have NO idea what to do with a girl!![]()


all you great people praying for Laura.. she is doing great. ultrasound shows... "It's a GIRL!!!" I am just tickled PINK!!!!!(pun intended!)
our family has had nothing but boys, boys, boys! a girl!do you realize how LITTLE disney stuff there is for boys? ok, pirates, or cars. and how MUCH stuff there is for girls? little princesses!! now I get to buy that stuff! ariel, snow white, Jasmine, pochohantas, etc etc!!! ribbons and bows and dresses!
(oh my!)ribbons and bows and dresses!(oh my!)![]()
(ok Nebo, don't cut up my credit card, just kidding)
ps. Jeremy says she's still going to play soccer.
OMG! I just realized... I have NO idea what to do with a girl!![]()
