We eat at this restaurant every trip...its really the only ADR we ever make, cause its a HAVE TO.
My dh has a habit of cleaning not only his plate, but everyone else's, too. So when I couldn't finish my meal, I handed my plate to him, and he handed his empty one to me. When Mom came back, she praised me for cleaning my plate so well, and I just smiled, to which my son reported that I had given my plate to dh, and didn't really finish everything. I thought he'd get the "tattle tale bit," but no! I had to stand up and go to every table in both our kitchen, and the next room, and apologize for fibbing! My kids loved it!
Another time we were there with my dsis23. She has a tatoo on her shoulder, and one at the back of her neck. Our cousin was just flabbergasted that she'd have tatoos, and spent most of our meal trying to cover her up (napkins, other people's sweaters, a piece of paper with tape) so that Mom wouldn't see!! Too, too funny!!