You couldn't ignore me if you tried

[TigrLvsPooh]

What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

 

[melanie18]

Know what I did to get in here today?

Nothing...I just didn't have anything better to do.

 

[Cheap-n-Dale]

Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is that we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athletic, and a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Club

 

[SPAM]

Do you always carry this much s*** in your purse?

 

[crcormier]

Claire Standish: I'm not fat.
John Bender: Well, not at present, but I can see you're really pushing maximum density.

 

[jtm1631]

A naked blonde walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other.

 

[micki7337]

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.

 

[crcormier]

This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. You realize you made yourself sixty-eight.
Oh, I know, I know. I goofed it.
What do you need a fake I.D. for?
So I can vote!

 

[briannesmom]

You wear tights?

No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.

Tights.

Shut up.

 

[ginna74]

Sense I don't understand this thread I say





" I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!"

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch.

Is your dad Mr. Rogers?

No, no he would be Mr. Johnson.

 

[Happy Homeschooler]

Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.

Okay, this one's driving me crazy - it sounds familiar, but I can't place it. Who said this one? And when? ooh! Was it the nerdy kid?

 

[luvmydogs]

Okay, this one's driving me crazy - it sounds familiar, but I can't place it. Who said this one? And when? ooh! Was it the nerdy kid?

Yep, it was Anthony Michael Hall after they blazed up Bender's "doobage!"

 

[micki7337]

Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?

 

[Beastlover]

Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?

 

[luvmydogs]

I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.

I've seen her dehydrate, sir, it's pretty gross.

 

[curlyjbs]

Holy cow! I am speechless.......just speachless!

You guys are killin me!!!!!!

Love that movie!!!!!

~curly

 

[SeaSpray]

Hey! How come Andrew gets to get up?!

If HE gets up, we'll ALL get up! IT'LL BE ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I see now that someone beat me to that one already so here's another:



Saturday, March 24th, 1984. Shermer High School. Shermer, Illinois 60062

 

[Cyndiu]

Eat. My. Shorts.

 

[tlgoblue]

Oh Stop it! This is going to cast me $$! I have put off buying this because I have it on VHS (yes, I know, it may as well be on an 8-track ), but my VCR is sick. So I guess it's time to break down and spend the $12 for a good laugh, or I could save my $$ and just watch Office Space.

Sorry for the ddoouubbllee Post!