You couldn't ignore me if you tried

[TheOtherVillainess]

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.

TOV

 

[SeaSpray]

What's her name? Wake her up! Come on, on your feet missy. Let's go! This is no rest home.

 

[SeaSpray]

That's very interesting. Now why don't you tell me why you're really in here.







{Last one, I swear. LOL My niece "Jerseylicious" and I LOVE this movie and we quote it ALL the time. We had NO IDEA other people were out there just like us LOL}

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.

TOV

 

[MomofKatie]

Don't be a goof, Carl.

 

[MomofKatie]

That man is a brownie hound.

 

[RobinMarie]

I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.

 

[Jerseylicious]

I don't even have a psychiatrist.

Would you ever do it with a normal person?

 

[MomofKatie]

What is wrong with you? You don't say anything all day, then you unload all these LIES on everybody!

You're just mad because she got you to say something you didn't want to say.

 

[tlgoblue]

I'm sooo glad this is still going! I won't have to buy the movie! I can just come here!

 

[Jerseylicious]

Brian was just saying that in addition to the NUMBER of girls in the Niagra Falls area, you and he are currently riding the hobby horse.

 

[bananiem]

What do your parents do?
They ignore me.

Yeah...yeah.

 

[bananiem]

You pull the trunk and the light's supposed to go on.

 

[Jerseylicious]

What'd you do to get in here?

Nothing. I didn't have anything better to do.

 

[KMH1]

How many is that?

Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.

Now its eight.You stay out of this.

Excuse me, sir, its seven.

Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender. For two months, I've gotcha.

What can I say? I'm THRILLED.

 

[kellyann]

I want to be an airborne ranger.....

(sung by Bender in the hallway!)

 

[MrsKreamer]

No it was a flare gun.

 

[Jerseylicious]

I bet the whole school would shut down if you didn't show up. QUEENIE isn't here!

 

[RobinMarie]

Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.

 

[micki7337]

You know, you look a lot better without all that black **** under your eyes.