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[ntsammy5]

Anyone watching the NFL opening game tonight? Al?

(yes, i'm watching it Gatordad...but my boys play on Sunday! )

Did you even have to ask? Eli's looking good.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I liked watching Eli getting sacked when he played for Ole Miss!

 

[ntsammy5]

I liked watching Eli getting sacked when he played for Ole Miss!

I used to like watching Archie get sacked. It runs in the family!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Chris (my DH, not Pete's DW) came running up to me yesterday demanding my camera. My first thought was, "What were the neighbors up to now that we have to document!" Here is what he saw...there were two Sandhill Cranes in the front yard trying to eat my black racer that eats the mice from the lot in back of us. The mice like my garage, probably because it is full of junk! The cranes lost the battle and the snake got to get back in his hole.

 

[AuburnJen92]

here is another one...

 

[ntsammy5]

Here's a neat crane!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I HATE when that happens!!!

 

[2goofycampers]

I HATE when that happens!!!

How u doing Rog?

 

[Rhonda]

We have sandhill cranes here too - I love to see them, because they're endangered!

But, my favorite are the wood storks! They nest behind our house every year. They fly all the way from S. Africa!

 

[des1954]

WOW!!! I didn't know that about the wood storks! We get them here, too.

For some reason, I never saw sandhill cranes until around 1999-2000. They are beautiful - but can be destructive to homes. They fight with their own reflections in windows and can chip the windows and ruin the screens. That's a minor issue in my book due to the fact they are so lovely.

 

[clkelley]

Somebody just sent this to me. I love Auburn, but it's still a funny joke!!!

A south Alabama farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95* with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.

He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?' The farmer replies, 'Oh, this is like a warm Spring day in south 'Bama. I like it.'

Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until it's 100* and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.'

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105* and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Alabama farmer still laying there resting. 'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better.'

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25*F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon
followed by solid ice everywhere.

Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh...

'AUBURN MUST HAVE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP'!!!

 

[BRDof3]

Somebody just sent this to me. I love Auburn, but it's still a funny joke!!!

A south Alabama farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95* with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.

He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?' The farmer replies, 'Oh, this is like a warm Spring day in south 'Bama. I like it.'

Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until it's 100* and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.'

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105* and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Alabama farmer still laying there resting. 'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better.'

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25*F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon
followed by solid ice everywhere.

Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh...

'AUBURN MUST HAVE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP'!!!

And the floor now recognizes AuburnJen, who will have 1.37 minutes for rebuttal.

 

[clkelley]

You see Auburn fans can also appreciate this because even when we've had undefeated seasons, we don't get a shot at the Championship.

Also before they had the championship game, the year we were ranked 3rd, we won our bowl game and #1 and #2 lost their bowl game, we were still ranked 3rd, Grrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Rhonda]

WOW!!! I didn't know that about the wood storks! We get them here, too.

For some reason, I never saw sandhill cranes until around 1999-2000. They are beautiful - but can be destructive to homes. They fight with their own reflections in windows and can chip the windows and ruin the screens. That's a minor issue in my book due to the fact they are so lovely.

That's what the peacocks used to do to the Motorhome wheels at the Fort!! We spent many hours watching and laughing at them!

 

[AuburnJen92]

And the floor now recognizes AuburnJen, who will have 1.37 minutes for rebuttal.

You see Auburn fans can also appreciate this because even when we've had undefeated seasons, we don't get a shot at the Championship.

Also before they had the championship game, the year we were ranked 3rd, we won our bowl game and #1 and #2 lost their bowl game, we were still ranked 3rd, Grrrrrrrrrrrr

And so goes the life of the humble Auburn fans. We just get even.

 

[ntsammy5]

That joke has been used for every college and pro team I know of! Still funny though


Man, this week has been tough at work. We are staring to feel a little of the pain that other banks are feeling in the commercial real estate portfolio and people were surprised and wanted to know what happened.

Well, D U H!


I still had to do all sorts of special studies though!

Really, really busy. Don't they know it interferes with my DIS posting time?

 

[AuburnJen92]

Really, really busy. Don't they know it interferes with my DIS posting time?

I know, work just gets in the way.

 

[mirmartinez]

Yuck, I just drank nasty camel water

 

[AuburnJen92]

Yuck, I just drank nasty camel water

Why?

 

[mirmartinez]

I have a bad habit of depositing my camel butts into water bottles.