Why do bears shop at Sears?

[Wall-E1]

I'm guessing it's because they have a gun department, and in the USA the Constitution ensures that all Americans have the right to arm bears.

I guess I learned something new today.

Not trying to get political here, but I looked up the second amendment just now. All these years, I've misinterpreted what it says. Here it is(from Cornell Law School)...

AMENDMENT II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and arm bears, shall not be infringed.

So, Sears may have infringed on this bears' second amendment rights, if said bear was shopping for guns.

 

[Wall-E1]

No! We ended up having to call the cops on it. They were able to catch the thief later a few doors down at the Hair Cuttery.

So, it was trying to change it's hairstyle and looks, in order to get away with the pen theft. That is one crafty deer.

 

[Sgt Mickey]

I thought the bear had his own guns

sorry I am corny

 

[Wall-E1]

Here's a picture of the bear that was in the Sears store...

I kinda want to hug it.

 

[Sgt Mickey]

aww it looks like a little bear.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

So, Sears may have infringed on this bears' second amendment rights, if said bear was shopping for guns.

Do we know if the bear got his gun or not? And are you allowed to be in possession of a firearm while stuck in a double-door?

 

[Malibustyle23]

thanks! Funniest post I've read in awhile. Great laughs.

 

[furb & dez]

Maybe he wanted to support a failing chain with an outdated business model and incredibly poor customer service?

 

[Wall-E1]

Do we know if the bear got his gun or not?

If he didn't, Sears will probably have an even bigger lawsuit on their hands.

And are you allowed to be in possession of a firearm while stuck in a double-door?

This answer is a bit complicated. There was a ban on possessing a firearm, while being a bear, stuck in a double-door. However, our spineless politicians allowed this law to sunset for most bears. The ban does remain in effect for polar bears only. I believe this is because polar bears do not have strong ties with the NRA and other "right to arm bears stuck in double-doors" lobbying groups in D.C.

As an aside, all bear groups are, and always have been banned from possessing firearms while stuck in single-doors.

 

[ladypage]

Here's a picture of the bear that was in the Sears store...

I kinda want to hug it.

Your first response is to hug it. My first thought? "I could totally slap a saddle on that and ride that thing...."



There is something seriously wrong with me.

 

[Nancy]

Too late. We already quoted you. No take backs. Ooh... you're in trouble now. For shame!!!

good thing someone remember "the rule"!

 

[ladypage]

If he didn't, Sears will probably have an even bigger lawsuit on their hands.

This answer is a bit complicated. There was a ban on possessing a firearm, while being a bear, stuck in a double-door. However, our spineless politicians allowed this law to sunset for most bears. The ban does remain in effect for polar bears only. I believe this is because polar bears do not have strong ties with the NRA and other "right to arm bears stuck in double-doors" lobbying groups in D.C.

As an aside, all bear groups are, and always have been banned from possessing firearms while stuck in single-doors.

Be careful, you're stepping into political discussions now Watch out before the mods catch ya!


You know, maybe he already had his own pic-a-nic basket, but he wanted a pic-a-nic blanket! Maybe he was even a bit chilly, wanted something to keep him warm. Where was this again? Those mean people at sears. Even pooh sized bears deserve coats. I bet sears just didn't carry his size.....

 

[Wall-E1]

Be careful, you're stepping into political discussions now Watch out before the mods catch ya!

It's okay. I know the disboard guidelines...

Because of the large number of complaints of personal attacks related to these subjects and inability for many people to keep a civilized conversation when discussing these hot-button topics, politics and religion will no longer be appropriate topics on our forums, unless related to bears. Non-bear political or religion based posts or threads will be removed, and repeated violations of this rule can result in an infraction.

 

[ladypage]

It's okay. I know the disboard guidelines...

Because of the large number of complaints of personal attacks related to these subjects and inability for many people to keep a civilized conversation when discussing these hot-button topics, politics and religion will no longer be appropriate topics on our forums, unless related to bears. Non-bear political or religion based posts or threads will be removed, and repeated violations of this rule can result in an infraction.

Oh, how could I have missed this?! You know, that's a little speciest of the Dis. Why just bears? Are tigers not allowed to discuss their politics? Owls? Rabbits?

 

[Wall-E1]

Oh, how could I have missed this?! You know, that's a little speciest of the Dis. Why just bears? Are tigers not allowed to discuss their politics? Owls? Rabbits?

I'm guessing that the mods of the disboards have something against bears. How else do you explain their bizarre rule against discussing politics, except when concerning bears? And why are innocent bears like Boo-Boo banned from the disboards? I bear-ly understand where these mods are coming from most of the time.

 

[Wall-E1]

Getting back on topic (was there ever one?)... I wonder if this mall has a Build-A-Bear store, and if so, did the bear become lost on it's way there.

 

[ladypage]

Getting back on topic (was there ever one?)... I wonder if this mall has a Build-A-Bear store, and if so, did the bear become lost on it's way there.

Oh! He wasn't a very big bear it seems, maybe he was a kid. Instead of telling stork stories on how other baby bears are made, maybe he was told they all came from build-a-bear. He just wants a little sister!

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

Some reason, I find the pic a nic basket one to be really funny. I voted for that!

 

[BlovesC]

This thread really cracked DH and I up. Thanks for the smiles! And judging from the size of him in the pic, I'd guess he wanted to go back to school shopping!

 

[Earstou]

Why would a bear be shopping at Sears?

Because Penneys was closed?