DOES THAT BUG HAVE TWO HEADS?
We’re at Tower of Terror and Emily won’t even go near the entrance to the building. And she’s certainly not going inside. Final answer. Now Emily is a sweet, smart, beautiful girl who turned 13 the week before our trip. She is a mixture of a teenager who wants to be a grown up but who also secretly wishes to be the little autograph-seeking princess-lover she was on our last trip. Stir that up with a few adolescent emotions and that’s roughly our girl. She’s afraid and I don’t blame her. The tower is imposing many ways. I hand her my cell phone and tell her to go shopping and we’ll call her when the ride is over.
We are now inside and it’s dark…and a little scary. We are ushered into the preshow room. The lights go out. I have my hands on DS’ shoulders but that whole Rod Serling show freaks him out. We proceed to the short queue where DS is reassured by the “big” boy behind us who used to be afraid of the Tower but has seen the light. We are up to the elevator and……….it’s a no-go. DH offers to take DS out to wait for Mimi and me. Love that man!
The Tower is a great ride and surprisingly not as much of a long, scary drop as I had anticipated! We meet up with DH and DS by the ride photos and then call Emily. She’s happy as a clam with half a drippy Mickey bar in her hand…meltdown forgotten.
We hurry on to Star Tours where, again, there’s no wait. I have a few issues with motion sickness and Emily is again a non-rider so we meander around Tatoine Traders where I see a shirt with one of my favorite Star Wars quotes: “Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.” Gotta love that Yoda. When the group exits Star Tours, we head to Muppets 3-D.
We check to find that the key is indeed under the mat and the preshow is only maybe half full. Emily is still concerned about the movie being scary. (Long story short, I ruined our trip last time by taking the girls to Honey, I Shrunk the Audience on the first day where they exited….screaming, “GET ME OUTTA HERE!” They did not trust us for the rest of the week when we said something was not scary. Well, that was six years ago and she apparently has not forgotten.) “It’s the Muppets, sweetie. It’ll be fine “ and of course it is.
Quick stop at the Streets of America to see Lightning McQueen and Tow Mater. DS thinks it’s cool but is not awed by seeing the character in “real life” as the girls would have been when they were little….
It’s almost 11:00 a.m. and our beautiful, cloudless morning is quickly becoming a very hot, buggy day. We head to the arena of FI-YAH for the Lights, Motor, Action stunt show. That is to say although the seating area is covered, it seems much hotter once we’re sitting still. The show is great… DH and DS seem particularly impressed with the stunt driving.
We proceed with no hesitation to the Flatbread Grill which seems to be the destination of half the people who just exited LMA. Emily chooses from the menu and takes DS to the “Honey, I Lost the Kids” playground nearby. We get the food, find the kid, and proceed to dine.
Well I had heard tell of the love bugs at Disney World and may I say, what an adorable name for such icky, abundant creature/s. Let me explain to those of you who have not experienced this mating ritual, that these bugs fly round in pairs…connected. If they were dogs, my grandmother would turn the hose on them. So, Emily looks down at one of the bug-pairs and says, “Does that bug have two heads?” I glance at Mimi. She rolls her eyes and shakes her head. I leave that one alone.
Mimi takes DS back to the playground while DH, Em, and I finish lunch. It is REALLY hot by now so DH is ready to head back to the hotel via Disney bus. Mimi and DS want to go too. That’s fine, but Emily and I want to see Beauty & the Beast, Indiana Jones and the parade before our 5:20 ADR at Mama Melrose’s.
We all walk down Animation Blvd. together. Look, DS! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable! OK. He walks on. There are the Little Einsteins! Yep. He walks on. My boy is not interested in the characters! Well, a part of me is a little disappointed but a bigger part of me is overjoyed. Somewhere around 65% of our last Disney vacation was spent in line for character photos and autographs. Frankly, I’m a little relieved that we won’t be doing that this time.
We leave DH, DS, and Mimi at the Narnia attraction and head quickly to Beauty & the Beast. Emily and I squeeze into about the fourth row, center. I love this show! OK, so it’s the Reader’s Digest version of the story but it is indeed a sight to behold…the costumes, the singing, the dancing. the spectacle of it all. I am awed by the talent and enthusiasm of the young folks who perform this show with delight several times a day. Emily catches me with a tear in my eye. I’m always touched by the sound of beautiful songs sung by gifted singers. Truth be told, I wish I had been blessed with the gift of a beautiful voice. ZZUB wants to eat Tonga Toast in heaven but I just want to sing with a voice like Whitney Houston. Too much information……..maybe.
Anyway, Emily and I proceeded to see Narnia (good winter scene), Voyage of the Little Mermaid (ah, that rain felt good), The Great Movie Ride (also air conditioned), the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacluar (love those mister fans in the queue), and the parade …all worth seeing especially the parade if you love the characters and it’s not 135 degrees like it was on this particular day. I have to say one of my favorite things was the streetmosphere show. The characters were doing their “99 Joke” contest. It’s all improv and very funny! I will definitely make time next trip to catch more of the streemosphere performances….outstanding!
Now intermittently, Emily has been looking for a costume during the day. She is dying to go to the Not So Scary Halloween Party as Tinkerbell but at 13 my girl is now a plus size princess so we’re not having any luck. We inquire about an XL costume but the nice CM takes one look at Emily and says nothing will fit her. There are apparently no adult costumes for sale in all the World and she says for us to go to the
Walmart on 536. She bought her daughter’s costume at that store in the Disney department (who knew) and her daughter is the exact same size/shape/age as Emily. Wow! Thank you!
We get the call from the rest of our gang and we meet at Mama Melrose around 5:00 p.m. They are rested and refreshed. We are hot, sticky, and covered with sweat and love bugs. The restaurant is well air conditioned and we are seated shortly. Our server, Holly, was excellent and knew the dining plan. By the time we finish our appetizers, we are getting full but I manage to eat the delicious salmon and a couple of bites of dessert.
Now who can pass the Pizza Planet without going inside to have a peek. DH and I distribute quarters and wait. They have a few whirls at Pirates of the Caribbean pinball, some flings at ski ball, a few tries at the claw (who had decided that everyone would stay and no one would go) and we are on our way to Fantasmic.
DH and Mimi go to burn up the Rockin’ Rollercoaster fastpasses we got earlier while DS, Emily, and I go to find some seats. We argue a bit about where to sit…the kids want to be in the front and I want to be in the back, on the end of the row for a clean get-away.
OK, have I mentioned that it is really hot…..and humid? In addition, the air is stagnate and we are all getting grumpy. I break out the glow necklaces and Emily wants cotton candy. I give her some money and she comes back with some cotton candy….and one of those chaser-light necklaces….for herself. Suddenly my Dollar Tree glow necklaces aren’t looking so hot to DS and an argument breaks out. Emily lets him wear the necklace, we do the wave and everybody’s happy again.
DH and Mimi join us and we try not to sit close enough so that our bodies touch in any way. Fantasmic is well….Fantasmic. Now, I love the Disney shows, really! But Fantasmic is at the bottom of my hit list. It is a good production but just not as good as the other nighttime/fireworks shows…to me…. if you can compare them at all. We are here because DS hasn’t seen the show and HE LOVES IT! Sorcerer Mickey gets up to do his thing and I nudge DH and the kids toward the exit. We lumber toward the exit, take the LOONNNNGGG walk back to the car, then the hotel, for a LOOONNNNNGGGG shower after a LOOONNNNGGG day at MGM. But I’m excited because I have a surprise for DS in the morning…….
DO…make more time to see the streemosphere performers. They were fantastic! I know there are several groups and they are on the times guide. Do try to sit near the fans at LMA. I will make this a priority next time. Do save your indoor, shady, and sitting attractions/shows for the afternoon if you’re there on a hot day at MGM. Do make a reservation at 50’s Prime Time if eating at MGM next trip I hear it is a unique experience.
DON’T… worry if your party wants to split up. Be flexible when it comes to your days in Disney World. Believe me…I learned this last trip. Even if you plan the day down to the minute, not everyone is up to the challenge of a full day in the parks. Split up if necessary so everyone enjoys their vacation whether it’s in the parks or at the pool.