The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[All7OfUs]

I did it! 13 pages or something ridiculously close. All funny.

I'm way behind but I've heard a lot about you from Liesa (All7OfUs) and Glen (glennbo123) --don't worry it's all good things So I decided to come join in on your TR! I just missed you at the World by a couple days. I went from Feb 20-24. Was it cold enough for ya? Can't wait to hear about your trip!

It was??

Oh I know. I can't believe how the years are flying by. Now I sound like my parents!

It happens. I know.

What's with people? Floss? boogers? qtips? Who are these people that do these gross things? That pocket is for magazines only people! Next we'll have people confusing the magazine pocket with the little sanitary receptacle in the ladies bathroom.

I don't know. I cram all kinds of do-dads in there. (Although, I'm gonna think twice from now on!) My book, my trash, my boarding pass... all gets cleaned out.

I'm 48????

You could do like I did all last year- and go through it thinking you are one year younger than you really are. Honest to Pete, I really did!! It was a cool feeling turning 42 again.

 

[emmaca]

Was your mom mortified or was she in shock that he was serious....

Hi Jordon, I'm coming out of hiding, I have been lurking since Lessa told me about our possible trip in 2012 to celebrate your 50th, if we end up going it will be to celebrate mine as well

Since you asked.... I was surprised and disgusted... When the guy pulled the tampons out of my bag and asked what they were, I was thinking you must be f*#! me, is this guy a moron???, I replied "ugh... they're a tampon, what do you think it is?" I think he was a bit confused, as he probably thought he had found the hidden stash of the day, that would get him some kind of award of something. "he stammered "But…uh…don't they have that…uh…" He pauses, "you know… you can put them back in your bag now" and he hands them over to me . Moran, PERVERT!! UGH MEN!!. Lessa was just about dying of laughter at this point, she said "better you than me" For minute there I thought he was going to ask for they were used. This was about as good as the story about the thong with fur balls I received for Christmas from my Russian neighbor after she found out my husband had left me and that also came along with a mysterious flesh coloured gift???

Great read, by the way... looking forward to meeting you and helping celebrate your/our birthdays 1962 was a great year!

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

Glad you're back. How was your weekend?

Gardetto's were good......

Thank you I am glad to be back

It was long Indiana is over 6 hours away driving and my weekend was spent in team building sessions so I am glad to be back and be able to relax before WDW

I kept thinking throughout the weekend I wonder how far behind I am on Jordan's TR

 

[englishrose47]

Was your mom mortified or was she in shock that he was serious....

Hi Jordon, I'm coming out of hiding, I have been lurking since Lessa told me about our possible trip in 2012 to celebrate your 50th, if we end up going it will be to celebrate mine as well

Since you asked.... I was surprised and disgusted... When the guy pulled the tampons out of my bag and asked what they were, I was thinking you must be f*#! me, is this guy a moron???, I replied "ugh... they're a tampon, what do you think it is?" I think he was a bit confused, as he probably thought he had found the hidden stash of the day, that would get him some kind of award of something. "he stammered "But…uh…don't they have that…uh…" He pauses, "you know… you can put them back in your bag now" and he hands them over to me . Moran, PERVERT!! UGH MEN!!. Lessa was just about dying of laughter at this point, she said "better you than me" For minute there I thought he was going to ask for they were used. This was about as good as the story about the thong with fur balls I received for Christmas from my Russian neighbor after she found out my husband had left me and that also came along with a mysterious flesh coloured gift???

Great read, by the way... looking forward to meeting you and helping celebrate your/our birthdays 1962 was a great year!

Hi Beth Glad you joined us CRAZIES!!!!

 

[emmaca]

Hi Beth Glad you joined us CRAZIES!!!!

good morning Rosie, I had to come out of hiding at some point! I have been bursting at the seams reading about everyone's TR's it sound's like everyone had a great time. Congrats on your new job BTW!

 

[hucifer]

I'm guessing that your change cup becomes a tip cup.

Man, I would be STARVING if I only ate breakfast all day. And crabby.

As far as the pooping thing...it's sort of a duality thing...on one hand, you're bummed to have to endure the whole wiping phase a second time. On the other hand, it's nice to get those bowels all cleared out before packing more stuff into them.

 

[Lady Lallie]

Oy! I don't know how I will ever keep up with this TR!

Even though it wasn't your first choice your room seems like a really good location. I really want to stay in the 80's section if/when I ever stay at Pop again.

Flossing on the plane!?! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I've actually seen that before and now I'm kicking myself that I forgot to include that in my TR.

 

[mickeyfan71]

I have never stayed at POP but it sounds like you got a decent location!

I am so glad I don't have to fly after hearing some of the nasty stories!

Looking forward for more!!

 

[carissanboys]

yeah, sorry, this was likely answered, but I plan to get my own bags too. Am I supposed to tip this guy??

The answer was yes because he/she will be getting your bags on and off the bus. I'm thinking it's along the lines of a bellhop (is that the right term?) handling your bags.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Morning jordan i loved the floss story, here is one also.

when i was in 8th grade, and at my church confirmation ceremony where hte pastor asks us the questions, we are in the front few rows, and i hear a weird noise behind me i glance of my shoulder and this guy about in his 70's has his shoes and socks off and is clipping his toe nails. there are just flying around. it took everything i had to not laugh while trying to answer my questions.

Dan!!!!! I read a little bit of your new PTR last week! Parker is getting so big!!! Handsome little dude!!

hey ed, thanks for stopping by over there.

DAN!!!

Glad you're still around.

I know you prolly do the fart/flush as well...

Later bro.

ehh why hide the sound let it fly.

 

[eandesmom]

How were the waffles and the shopping?

Ended up being pancakes so Jeff made them (I burn pancakes) and shopping was just meh but we have lots of time, it was our first outing on looking for a dress for K for my sisters wedding.

Pancakes made by someone else are always good!

 

[*Seanaci*]

Yup, only b/c it was Canada I was ok to lose the gold... that must have been SO stressful for them in that last minute!! But made for an exciting win in the end...

Lol. I had different reasons for it being semi not ok to lose to Canada. I have a half dozen Canadian friends. And we've all been taunting each other over the hockey games. Good times!

Do you know where the suites are located at AllStars !!! Possibility of staying there next year IF it is cheaper than 2 rooms at Pop!!

I know they are in buildings 10 and 1 (Calypso and Jazz respectively). But I also think they are in buildings 9 and 2 as well (again, Calypso and Jazz).

I'm seriously just warming up to the idea of going commando when wearing board shorts.....



Don't worry about having a lake view. The lake isn't that far from any room.

LMAO @ the boardshorts.

And I'm not worried about any view really. Honestly, when we go again, we'll be spending most of our time in the parks and resort hopping looking at Christmas decorations. We'll only be sleeping, showering, and eating breakfast at the resort.


Can't wait to read the next update! Hope you got some good sleep in last night!

 

[Jiminy'sGirl]

Hey, Jordy! Just wanted to pop in and brag that I am one of the folks who "knew you when..." Even though you have risen to DIS superstardom and have a following larger than RPatz, you have remained the same Jordan we all know and love. You're still keepin' it real with your peeps, drool, and bathroom ratings. As you know, I am not the most consistent TR reader (much less writer!), but I"ll be here now and then to keep up with your adventures.

And let me just say, when you tell us you wanted to take us along with you on your journey, I am so glad you also meant taking into the bathroom with you. Getting to hear the details of your bidness is one of the highlights of my day. I, too, hate the second coming of the #2. I find this is most common after a night of too much beer.

 

[winkers]

After thinking about floss guy, maybe he was a dentist and overly concerned with the state of his teeth?
Ok, probably not but it makes me feel better to think there might be a logical reason to floss on a plane or any where in public.

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

Wendy - thank you for being so gracious about our hockey win last night. I have a few American friends who have a case of sour grapes and have been letting the world know how displeased they are. Needless to say everybody up here is estatic over the win. They had to close down streets in Toronto because of the crowds of people that were out celebrating.

 

[GeminiAngel]

Congrats to our Northern Neighbors!!! Great win!!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

I will try and get 2-3 updates done a week. However, if you read my last TR, it did take me 15 months to finish that one. So I hope you're a patient crew.

I remember that same concept when I got back. Unfortunately, 2-3 times a week wound up being once every 2-3 weeks. But not to worry, DIS’ers are kind and patient lot.

Just some food for thought. Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning for your morning deposit. You do your due diligence. You're done. Only to find 15 minutes later that round 2 appears to making it's way down the pipes. Have to sit AGAIN. Wipe again. It's just bothersome. Anyways...just a little poo talk for the day. (There's the story Glenn)

That is irritating.

I died and went to heaven....he must've known I was writing a TR and needed some good stories...

That is just wrong on so many levels.

I was surprised that there were 2 guests in line in front of me, but it gave me time a snap off a POV pic.

Loving the POV’s!

I was sooo hungry..I hadn't eaten since breakfast. This is what greeted me:

Noooooooooooooooo! I saw that many nights after evening EMH and was bummed every time.

There aren't any food vending machines, except on the first floor. I was able to get some Gardetto's.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Gardetto’s. Love it!

I thought a bit more about my room location. Although not my 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 100th choice, it seemed like it was going to be a GREAT room. I am more of a glass half full kind of guy.

1. It was on the 4th floor. No people above me.
2. It was close to the stairs. Just 2 rooms away.
3. It was close to the pool.
4. It was VERY close to the bus stops!

I decided I'd probably stay with this location.

Awesome! See what happens we expand our Horizons? Reality goes Soarin above our expectations!

With that, I finally decided to hit the sack. I looked at the clock. 3am.....

Seeing as how you were on West Coast time, that’s not too bad. Looking forward to more my friend.

 

[*Seanaci*]

Wendy - thank you for being so gracious about our hockey win last night. I have a few American friends who have a case of sour grapes and have been letting the world know how displeased they are. Needless to say everybody up here is estatic over the win. They had to close down streets in Toronto because of the crowds of people that were out celebrating.

Hmmmm...can't figure out why some would have a case of sour grapes. It was a well played game on both sides. Just wish I would have actually seen it...but having my nails done, getting a pedicure and going grocery shopping were more important.

Congrats to you guys for winning!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

Hmmmm...can't figure out why some would have a case of sour grapes. It was a well played game on both sides. Just wish I would have actually seen it...but having my nails done, getting a pedicure and going grocery shopping were more important.

Congrats to you guys for winning!

More important than the big game! Clearly no Canadian blood runs in your veins.

I know it is disappointing to lose, it is just the attitude that some friends have been displaying, it has been a bit distasteful. No need to be a sore loser, I certainly didn't act that way towards them when the US beat Canada last Sunday.

 

[jordanyosh]

Wendy - thank you for being so gracious about our hockey win last night. I have a few American friends who have a case of sour grapes and have been letting the world know how displeased they are. Needless to say everybody up here is estatic over the win. They had to close down streets in Toronto because of the crowds of people that were out celebrating.

Hard to root against Canada....I love hockey so much. I was really happy for them.