Sunday School Lesson (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

Pastor Abdul was teaching his Sunday school class.
He asked the class, "If I sold my house and my car,
had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me
into Heaven?" The Pastor continued.

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy
to all the children, and loved my wife, would that
get me into Heaven?" Pastor Abdul again asked.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well", He continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

Five-year-old Little Johnny shouted out, "YOU GOTTA
BE DEAD!"

 

[nativetxn]

That's funny!

 

[epcotfan]

Hehehehehe.

 

[JulesMom]

 

[Serena]

 

[olena]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!