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From: <scottcole30@gmail.com> <~~EMAIL BOMB THIS IDIOT!!
Sent: Saturday, February 14, 2009 11:38 AM
Subject: I Am Willing to purchase your RVS
Hello I am Scott Cole.
Is your Rvs is still available for sale because i am interested to buy it.
I also want to know the details and the present condition, What has been done on the engine
Also are you the original owner?
Please get back to me with your last asking price so i can make you an offer for it.
Hope to here from you soon
Regards, Cole
---------My reply to this MORAN with a capitol A-----
Its a 1959 CrapCruiser, I replaced the original ethynol burning engine with 4 really strong hampsters and some souped up hampster wheels...as long as the hampsters a fed and watered, it runs like a dream. The sofa converts to a sleepr large enough for 2 horny midgets, and the dinette converts to a sleeper large enough for a rotting corpse. the tires are in good shape for their age, but are original. The small oven worked last time I used it when I had Jefferey Dahmer over for brunch...he preparred the meal in it. All the water functions work properly, as long as you dont mind swimming while you drive...we think of it as a built in pool..but Im not charging extra for that. If your still interested in purchasing this unique RV, my asking price is 4 human skulls(weighing at least 8 pounds each), and a case of Fresca. I do not have the actual title, but a certificate of death will be supplied upon full payment. Call me on my cell at 800-eat-****.
Have a nice Valentines Day-
Rog
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