People waiting in line say the darndest things!

[dis75ney]

DH, DS8 (at the time), and I were standing in line at an ice cream cart before Epcot closed. We reached the front of the line and my boys hadn't decided what they wanted because they were too busy playing pretend Lego Star Wars. There's a part in the game where the characters pull a lever and can get different heads put on the their bodies so they can enter "forbidden areas" or something (don't look at me...I play Guitar Hero). So DH and DS are pretending to put different heads on each other while I place MY order, then I turn around and said "Stop putting things on my son's head!" It took the cast member and the people behind us in line a good five minutes to stop laughing. And we ended up getting the ice cream for free from the cast member for providing "the best laugh of the night!"

 

[Stitch76]

This didn't happen at Disney, but it's just too good, not to post.
We were at a local water park with some friends of ours last summer. My friend and I were waiting at the bottom of a HUGE water slide with our cameras, while waiting for my DDs, DH, and her DD and DH to come down. The slide required riders to ride in a tube, and ended in a pool about 5 foot deep.
While waiting to get a shot of my kids we seen many other people come down, the one that me and my friend will never forget was a lady and what I assume was her DH.
She was decked out in a fancy shimmery bikini, a ton of jewelery, with about a ton and a half of make-up, and a very poofy 80's hairdo. As they landed in the pool, their tube dumped both of them. Her DH came up laughing. She on the other hand, came up screaming at the top of her lungs to him. "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I WOULD GET WET!" Meanwhile her makeup was running, and her hair was plastered to her head. She got out and stormed off to the bathroom.
HELLO! You are at a WATER PARK, on a WATER SLIDE, what did you think would happen????
My friend and I just looked at each other and tried to keep a straight face, until we couldn't hold it in any longer, and busted out laughing, along with several others. I did feel sorry for her DH though, you know that poor man caught H**L the rest of the day.
After that we got on a ride with the family, much like KALI RIVER RAPIDS. Of course we got soaked, but without missing a beat, we looked at each other and at the same time screamed, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I WOULD GET WET". We busted out laughing, our families thought we has lost our mind until we told them the story.

 

[SOnotLayuh]

How about one heard in the ride. a DBF was telling his DGF on ToT how it was NOT scary, and that she had nothing to freak out about. They were older teenagers, and he said that she needed to grow up and realize that there was nothing scary about Disney World - it was the safest place around. She was still nervous, but got on the ride. During the drops, the DBF was SCREAMING like a little girl - ridiculously high pitched. DGF was just laughing at him.

He and I didn't last long after that Disney trip, but at least I will always remember his girly screaming!

 

[Lifeangel1]

while standing in line in MK, I was admiring a little princess who obviously had come from the BBB. I'm sure her parents had spent a fortune on her. Halfway through the line she starts melting down. Mom is trying to calm her down but she has had enough. Mom says "this is no way for a princess to act". The little girl proclaims as she is pulling at her beautifully made up hairdo " I didn't want to be a princess!! I wanted to be a stinkin pirate!" Everybody in line was cracking up laughing.

 

[Jgetterman]

This did not happen at Disney, but at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. My family and I were waiting in line for a roller coaster called The Big Bad Wolf. My brother was about 6 at the time and really wanted to go on it. It would be his first roller coaster. While in line, he was so excited and happy and couldn’t wait to get in. Then when the car pulled up and it was time to load, we could hear him screaming “I changed my mind” “it’s not my kind, it’s not my kind” “get me off”. He’s 20 now, and to this day, whenever he doesn’t like something, we ask him “is it not your kind?” hehe.

 

[Michael188]

I once heard a mother ask the cast member at the American Pavilion in Epcot if the show was all about America. I guess the big sign or free guide books did not give it away.

 

[seadd67]

We where waiting to get on the bus going pback to POR from DHS. This Family In front of us the Mother and what look like her son-In-law and his wife(I think) was argueing he was yelling that her(the Mother In law) was holdeing everyone up and ruining the the vacation!. Then from behind us,who I think was maybe the mothre In laws son came through us and just puch the man In the nose and look like he was ready to kill him!. The wife step In and kept him back untill he calm down.Then like nothing happen they got on the bus and went to POR,lucky we did not get on that bus.

 

[MissLiz]

My DD has come up with a few in our history and we still use a bunch of them.

DD was 18 months the first time we took her and she would get super excited every time she saw Goofy. She would bounce up and down in her stroller, screaming "Pooky! Pooky!!!"

Next trip, she was 3 and every bus that came to our stop, she wanted to know where it was going. She finally got to where she could recognize them and she would list them as they came: "Epricot" "NGO Studios"

Then, when she was 4, we stayed at AKL for the first time. At Epcot one day, she was meeting Aurora and Aurora asked her what kingdom she was from. To which, my DD said "Animal Kingdom"

And at Turtle Talk, she got called on when Crush asked if anyone had any questions about turtles. Her question? "What do fish eat?"

 

[J'aime Paris]

DD was 3 years old and standing in line for the Jungle Cruise. She unfortunately was about butt level with all the adults. Someone in the snaking line next to us let out a smelly gas emmission. She turns to me and says, I don't want to go on this ride it smells. I quickly picked her up to give her some fresher air and reassured her the ride does not smell.

We laugh about it to this day!

That is too funny!

 

[mi*vida*loca]

Oh yes last year at Turtle Talk a little girl was having a conversation with Crush. He asked her what her favorite food was and she said beets! The face Crush made was priceless. Everyone could not stop laughing. He then said he bets he would never hear that again.

 

[Step]

DH and I do help a lot of confused tourists tho'. Sometimes we'll break into their conversation, but often they will ask us out of the blue. We must look relatively harmless and like we know where we're going. I think some of the people in lines regret engaging DH because he turns into a walking Disney guidebook if given half a chance.

I admit I do this too , Can't help myself. I'm sure we're not the only DISers who do it

 

[SLP_PoohBear]

My friend and I where waiting in line for Ariel's Grotto and were standing behind 2 girls who were about 15. This conversation happened about 30mins into the wait, we were about 3 feet away from the end of the line & you could CLEARLY hear Ariel talking to the guests...

Girl 1: "So what is this an attraction?"
Girl 2: "I don't know"
Me: "Its a meet and greet with The Little Mermaid"
Girl 1: "So wait its not a ride?"
Me: "No but you get to meet her & take pictures..."
Girl 2: "Not a ride at all?"
Me: "Nope, just Ariel, sitting on a rock..."
Girl 1: Looks at park map, folds it up and slaps Girl 2 on the arm "You made us waste all this time for a stupid rock statue!!"

Then they got out of line... :

 

[Jennifer48]

December 2008

After breakfast at Cinderella's Royal Table, DH and I wanted to use the restroom inside before heading out to enjoy the rest of the park. He went first and I waited outside the restrooms with all of our stuff. Two older women (late 50s-early 60s) went into the ladies room.

DH came out and it was my turn. Both ladies were in their own stalls.

Lady #1: don't ever let me eat sausages again
Lady #2: I can't believe I'm taking a dump in Cinderella's Castle!

I did my business and ran out of there laughing so hard it took me about 20 minutes before I could explain to DH what I had heard!

 

[tiredsigh]

Lady #2: I can't believe I'm taking a dump in Cinderella's Castle!

I wouldn't have been able to hold in the laughter.

 

[EmilyJ]

These are wonderful


This isnt funny, but really gross.

We were at Sea World in California. The show ended and everyone was leaving. The lady in front of me was holding a baby about 15 months old. Baby's pacifier falls out of her mouth. Mom picks it up, reaches up and dunks it in the dolphins tank, and pops it back in baby's mouth. Eww

 

[williamson_ja]

These are wonderful


This isnt funny, but really gross.

We were at Sea World in California. The show ended and everyone was leaving. The lady in front of me was holding a baby about 15 months old. Baby's pacifier falls out of her mouth. Mom picks it up, reaches up and dunks it in the dolphins tank, and pops it back in baby's mouth. Eww

Gross!!!

 

[iheartdolewhips]

a woman to her husband whom sh is pushing in a wheelchair:
"you can be happy or you can be right, but you can't be both"
What does that mean?

They were having a disagreement about something. You know the saying about how when mom isn't happy, nobody's happy. She was saying that he could be happy by saying that she's right or he can still think he's right, but he won't be happy.

My DD was 2 years old the first time I took her to Disney and when she saw Quasimodo she screams out "Daddy there is Fozzy Bodo!" The crowd around just busted out laughing, to this day she still jokes around calling him Fozzy Bodo.

When DD was at AK we were at Rafiki's Planet Watch and when Rafiki came out she yells at the top of her lungs "Daddy its Mofiki!" I just love when little ones try to say things and don't quite get it right, its the innocence of a child that is so precious.

My baby sister used to love watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and a lot of times when they'd introduce Mickey they'd say his name very drawn out and dramatically like "Mickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Mouse!!" She called him "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee box!!" for a long time. And WDW was always "Cwubhouse!", but now it's "Castle!"

 

[bwilcox]

I had someone say to me while waiting in the regular line for Test track:

"Wow, you're so lucky! You get to sit all day! And skip the lines! How can I get one of those!"

There are several problems with this...

1) He was referring to my wheelchair, a $2500 custom manual chair. Yes, I am so lucky I cant walk. Nothing says fun like pain and suffering! (I am 25, so this is not a result of old age, where one older person may say that to another)

2) Yes I get to sit all day - especially when people are standing in front of me when trying to watch the fireworks!

3) I am waiting in the regular line. This man was waiting in the regular line. We were waiting there together. And yet he still goes on about how I get to skip the lines.... Am I missing something?

**Just a note, people with wheelchairs do NOT skip lines. You can tell this by the fact i was IN THE LINE!**

4) Whenever people express envy of my disability, I usually say they can go stand in front of a car and then they can experience every minute of my pain and wheelchair use!

My favorite part of this was his expressing envy about my skipping lines when I was IN THE LINE.

You need to post this very thing whenever someone starts a thread about how wheelchairs and ECVs get special priveledges!

 

[fluffycow333]

This wasn't in line but on the bus to EPCOT.

girl (about 5)-Where are we going?
mom-EPCOT. *pulls out map* Look honey, we can go to France and Japan and other places.
girl-*panicky voice* We're leaving Florida?!?!

 

[seobaina]

Just yesterday we were waiting in line to meet Flick, chatting with a CM and he asked my dd if she knew who Flick was "yes, and some of those bugs play my Mom's favorite music - which ones are those Mom?" "You mean the Beatles Becky?" The CM cracked up.

Love it!

When I was in the CP (1997) I worked @ the Magic of Disney Animation (before it was changed and was actually a working studio) as a tour guide.
The tour lines got pretty long and we would walk out and talk to guests. In the queue there were a bunch of topiaries. A guest, who was very upset, came up to me and asked why the characters were not interacting with her and just standing there. I had to explain they were PLANTS.
10+ years later and I will never forget that!

That's a classic LOL

My favorite was in tomorrowland. Dad, Mom and 3 kiddos that appear to all be under 10 are walking towards Buzz. One little guy is dragging his behind, pouting. Dad realizes this-stops and takes the little guy by the shoulders. "Ok, I realize that this isn't the ride you wanted to do just now-but you need to take that attitude and throw it in the trash or you're going to be spending the rest of the week in the hotel room with a babysitter." Little guy sighs-very put upon-and reaches up to his head-grabs air with both hands-walks to the nearest trash can and throws his "attitude" away. Then, he rejoins his family minus the pouting and dragging behind.
I LOVED IT.

Bless him That's so sweet!

while standing in line in MK, I was admiring a little princess who obviously had come from the BBB. I'm sure her parents had spent a fortune on her. Halfway through the line she starts melting down. Mom is trying to calm her down but she has had enough. Mom says "this is no way for a princess to act". The little girl proclaims as she is pulling at her beautifully made up hairdo " I didn't want to be a princess!! I wanted to be a stinkin pirate!" Everybody in line was cracking up laughing.

I'm with her on that one