People waiting in line say the darndest things!

[waynesgirl]

It was actually my child-he wasn't even 2 yet. When we were finished with our pictures of Tigger and friends, we walked out the backdoor, into the middle of the Beatles getting ready to perform and all the people sitting were greeted with the bloodcurltling scream of "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" as my DS went into histronics because he wanted to take "the big Pooh home".

 

[aladams2]

We were at MK after the evening parade patiently waiting for the crowd flow to move so we could leave. There was a dad yelling at his son, siblings arguing, husband and wife disagreeing on whether or not they should stay and a kid just threw up. My DH starts laughing hysterically. I asked him what was so funny. He then mentions the above and says, "I thought this was suppose to be the Most Magical Place on Earth!! We always get a kick out that and say it when we're stressed around a lot of people!!

 

[chrismb22]

One year on Kilimanjaro Safaris my family and I were passing the place where you store your stroller. We saw a woman parking her stroller, but she left her kid in it! Next we hear a CM yelling "Miss, please do not leave your kid in the stroller when you park it!" The woman yells "Oh my gosh, my kid!" It was so funny my whole family started laughing! We still laugh about it today!

I just had to walk away from my infant son who is sleeping in his little seat next to me. This is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time -- I'm getting such a visual.

 

[Jgetterman]

I was telling my DH about this thread and reading him a couple of stories.

He told me that he was in the pool at Boardwalk and a little boy was yelling at his mom to look at the bubbles he was making from his butt! Ahahaha! I thought I'd share this story.

 

[EPCOT is a verb]

What a great thread! I am sitting here, cracking up! DH keeps asking, "What are you laughing at?"!!

 

[EmilyJ]

I was telling my DH about this thread and reading him a couple of stories.

He told me that he was in the pool at Boardwalk and a little boy was yelling at his mom to look at the bubbles he was making from his butt! Ahahaha! I thought I'd share this story.

That is SO something my son would do!

 

[JEWLSVERN]

We were at the exit of Splash Mt in Disneyland when we heard a man ask the CM if he and his son could go through the single rider line. The CM looked at the 5-6 yr old and told the man that he could but that his son was too young to ride by himself. He told the CM that he would just hold his son on his lap. Again he was told no. He went on and on arguing with the CM about him and his son going through the single rider line. He even told the CM to let them both in and then when they go to the ride then they should let them it together. The CM didn't budge. Then his argument was he was a single rider and his son was a single rider and they could put 2 single riders next to each other.

 

[BLTLDZ]

DS,6 to DM while standing in a very long line for Dumbo in the July heat:"Mommy did you know you have a mustache?"

DM to DS,6: "No I don't honey, shhhhh...."

DS,6 to DM: (very loudly)"Yes you do Mommy, look it's right there" (DS was now pointing to DM's very embarassed face)

DM wished the earth would open up and swallow her and has since learned all about bleaching,tweezing, and waxing of facial hair

DS is now 15 and loves to tell the story of how he embarassed me in line for Dumbo

Oh, I'm sorry, but that is FUNNY.
I can't even imagine!! You poor thing! From the mouths of babes!

 

[Goldenbear6]

Last Christmas we were in line for the Kilimanjaro Safari, a young black family was in front of us. The oldest of the children, probably about 12 years old, made the comment that it was really great to be at Animal Kingdom. Then very serious, he made the comment that it was wonderful to be getting back to his roots by being at the Animal Kingdom. The father looked at his son, and said I don't know where your from, but I'm from New York. The entire group around them broke out in laughter. It was some kind of moment.

 

[YesIStillLoveDisney]

So, not in a Disney line but it was overheard while on a Disney trip. My friend and I were waiting for the Dolphin show to start at SeaWorld and a family with a young daughter was sitting right behind us. Before the show began the girl asked when they could see Shamu and the mother insisted that he would be out soon. As soon as the show started and they saw the dolphin the mom pointed out "Look, there he is." Now, I understand it being easier to just go along with it when young kids ask but this girl was not that young and the mother was serious. It was a LONG show of trying to hold our laughter as the mother kept telling her husband how cool all the tricks and such were that "Shamu" was doing.

 

[Billmel]

We returned from our trip sunday from a presidents week trip....wow. We were eating at Biergarten last friday for lunch and we met Anna. My daughter, sister in law, and I all went to the bathroom after lunch at several different times, so we weren't all in at the same time, well while I was in, there was a mother standing at a stall door, knocking very quietly and saying "Anna hurry" "Anna you are taking to long" "Anna, Anna....over and over. Well I waited in line, and during this entire time I kept hearing "Anna, hurry, Anna come on, Anna, it doesn't take that long" with no sound coming from inside. Well by this time everyone in the room knew Anna. Well as I was washing my hands the mother was now banging on the door saying, Anna open this door, Anna, don't make me come in there, Anna if you don't hurry we are going to go home, ANNA!!! OPEN NOW!......Well there was finally a response from Anna, she said "Well I'm not coming out now, I'm not crazy" Well I left laughing all the way to the table, my daughter and SIL were standing by the table as we were leaving and also laughing, They turned to me and said at the same time seeing that I was laughing, "I guess you met Anna". Well at this point we all sat back down to wait so we could see the little princess named Anna. Well they walked out and the mother was fuming, the little girl had the sweetest smile on her face, and as they walked by, we all said "Hi Anna" The mother finally smiled knowing how everyone they passed knew her daughters name, she had to have said it 100 times while I was in there. We weren't the only one's laughing and saying hello to Anna. She couldn't figure out how we all knew her name. By the way she looked like she was only about 3-4 years old. She was adorable. It was a great end to our lunch.

 

[Goldenbear6]

Some really good stories. Anymore?

 

[Chim Chiminy]

This was at IOA.
We were riding Jurassic Park, which my DH had never been on before.
About half way up the lift hill he turns to me and says "this ride has a drop? you didn't tell me it had a drop! am I going to get wet?"
I was laughing and asked him if he saw boats coming down off the hill and splashing down.
He said "Yes, but I thought that was a different ride. I thought this one was a ride through, like the Jungle Cruise."
It was pretty funny and the kids and I teased him for a couple of days about it.

Once while walking through DHS I overheard a man tell his kids they should go look for the Hollywood Haunted Hotel.

 

[justskip70003]

this thread is amazing. i cant stop reading it. i LOVED the one about the 2 older ladies in cinderellas castle. i would have peed on myself if i heard that!

 

[Disney Fool]

In line for TOT, a very elderly couple were standing just in front of me. They were speaking Japanese to each other very quietly, and I could tell they had no idea about the ride. When we got to the boiler room, and just before you enter the elevator, they were very confused about the directions the CM was giving them about where to place their feet on the arrows. A lot of hushed whispering, then the CM literally placed their feet where he wanted them. Then they both said "Aaaah!" and they nodded. So all through the ride, the Twilight Zone part, I kind of kept my eye on them, nodding to them and smiling. Then just as the ride showed them how high up they were and we began to freefall, I distinctly heard this meek foreign man beside me yell out (clear as a bell), "Son of a B----" I laughed so hard, I couldn't even tell you how many times we dropped!!!

 

[Jozymouse]

This was at IOA.
We were riding Jurassic Park, which my DH had never been on before.
About half way up the lift hill he turns to me and says "this ride has a drop? you didn't tell me it had a drop! am I going to get wet?"
I was laughing and asked him if he saw boats coming down off the hill and splashing down.
He said "Yes, but I thought that was a different ride. I thought this one was a ride through, like the Jungle Cruise."
It was pretty funny and the kids and I teased him for a couple of days about it.

Once while walking through DHS I overheard a man tell his kids they should go look for the Hollywood Haunted Hotel.

That reminds of my mom and my sister: they are both afraid of the drop in Splash Mountain so they were just waiting for us in front of Splash Mountain in the area where you see the Splash boats going around slowly right after the drop. My mom says to my sister: Whats that little boat ride? It seems like a nice little quiet boat ride! We should try it next time instead of waiting around! Not realizing that the little quiet boat ride IS actually Splash Mountain!!!!

 

[Muppet_Girl]

From a dad to his son: "Look, there's Giuseppe!"

It was really Geppetto from Pinocchio.

Several years back we were on Snow White and at the end Dopey waves goodbye. My DM says, "Hi, Dumbo!" My sisters and I cracked up laughing!!

 

[monkey30]

Our best one was - my littlest DD6 - said -that man is going to be in BIG trouble with his mummy - that man was a Hell's Angel type so I'm a little worried, but asked why

"because he drawed all over his arms with pen, his mummy will be cross with him"

Everyone around - including the guy nearly wet themselves laughing... she'd never really seen tattoos before...

Tessa

To Funny!!

DH and I were there 2 years ago the end of October for our anniversary. We were in Epcot for F&W. At one of the trailers near the American Adventure they had about 20 beer taps with all kinds of beer. My DH was standing in line. The guy in front of him steps up and the CM says to him, "can I help you"? The guy goes, "yea, give me a beer". Not missing a beat, the CM says, "you want to clue me in as to which one"? DH said it was hysterical. After the guy left, my DH said to the CM, "that was great". She goes, "was he serious? Look at all these taps"!

Hmmmm not sure how I would of reacted if I was the CM!

This wasn't in line but on the bus to EPCOT.

girl (about 5)-Where are we going?
mom-EPCOT. *pulls out map* Look honey, we can go to France and Japan and other places.
girl-*panicky voice* We're leaving Florida?!?!

my kids were a little confused at first as well......good for a laugh


This thread is awesome it took me awhile to read it......

 

[X and G's mom]

If anyone heard me do this last December I am very sorry
About the 3rd day of our trip my DM couldn't stop complaining about her job, so:
My mom: complain, complain, complain
Me: (Pointing at my mom) That's enough talking about work! We are at the most magical place in the world. I will have no more of it! (This was in my most stern, you're in trouble, mom voice)

Mom was the star 'child' after that reprimand

Also, if anyone heard my potty mouth son in DHS talking about the screaming girls on TOT I'm sorry for that too. I'm sure if anyone heard it that was on the Dis, they would post about it, it was that bad!

 

[JESW]

In line for TOT, a very elderly couple were standing just in front of me. They were speaking Japanese to each other very quietly, and I could tell they had no idea about the ride. When we got to the boiler room, and just before you enter the elevator, they were very confused about the directions the CM was giving them about where to place their feet on the arrows. A lot of hushed whispering, then the CM literally placed their feet where he wanted them. Then they both said "Aaaah!" and they nodded. So all through the ride, the Twilight Zone part, I kind of kept my eye on them, nodding to them and smiling. Then just as the ride showed them how high up they were and we began to freefall, I distinctly heard this meek foreign man beside me yell out (clear as a bell), "Son of a B----" I laughed so hard, I couldn't even tell you how many times we dropped!!!

Oh my gosh - I just spit my water out! Funniest one yet!

Jill