Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[disneymouse]

I teach 6th grade English and about 2 weeks before the end of the school year last year the office calls me and tells me I have a box in the office. I went between classes to get the box wondering what I had ordered. I opened the box and the first thing I notice was hardback books. The second thing I noticed was who wrote them. There was 6 L.Ron books for kids. There was a letter and I didn't get pass the first line to know I did not want these in my room. The Assistant Principal came by at the end of the day and I told her I had somehting to show her. She didn't get a good look just saw books and said oh keep them. Then I made her get a second look. I immediately turned them over to my VERY religious principal. Explaining the whole time that I did not order these books and I did not know how they got my name. I don't know what he did with them and really don't care. There were pages of a study guide to go with the books. I still wonder how they got my name and address. No other teachers in our school got them. You have to understand we are a very small school in the middle of nowhere in Alabama.

wow, i heard of videos that they have made about drugs for school age kids but not actual text books to be studied!! that is very scary.

 

[Tissa]

OK, I've been gone on vacation a week, got back and just got caught up! Whew!

The Apple website trailer still has Ricky Bobby saying "Help me Tom Cruise"
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/talladeganights/low.html

Also I was in Buffalo NY and we went to the Galleria there (a mall) and who should we see there? Scientologists! I wanted to go ask them where baby Suri was but DH wouldn't let me!!!!!

Help me Tom Cruise I'll have to remember to yell that one out sometimes. Baby Suri has to be real because on E yesterday they said that Jada Smith saw B.S.C. and she looks just like her mom and dad. So there you go proof! I prefer to remember Tom from his Risky Business days. Didn't seem so weird then.

 

[Nancy]

Too funny Daxx! I remember your post so when I did see them in the mall I wasn't surprised, I was ready! I was going to "take one for the team" as someone told you to do. DH refused to let me near them.

We were there for a week visiting familly in Orchard Park.

I'm in Kenmore too, you should have called us and we could have gone to the Galleria and really messed with their minds (what little minds they have left) it would have been fun goofing on them!

 

[Nancy]

You forgot to mention the most losing teams in hockey and football history -- the Bills and the Sabres. (Buffalonian, so I can say that)

Bolding is mine ... and yeah, just heap Tom Cruise's crazy pals onto good ol' Buffalo ... we need 'em like we need more snow in winter.

Ain't it the truth!
These are probably all the nut jobs we have shopping in the store all the time (Wegmans by the Boulevard Mall), next time some wacko starts going off on me I'm going to ask them if they know Tom.

 

[my4kids]

I know....

I was baptised Presbyterian, and havent stepped foot in church siiiiiince "Sunday School" back when I was like 10.

You dont see them banging down my door, having me followed, harrassing and threatning me.

It's odd.

That's cause they are busy worshiping God, and not your wallet.

 

[Daxx]

Baby Suri has to be real because on E yesterday they said that Jada Smith saw B.S.C. and she looks just like her mom and dad. So there you go proof!

The general concensus on this thread is that Jada and Will are drinking the Scientology koolaid as well and that's why they got to see the baby.

There was a post awhile back that stated that (according to Scientology) if people want to see the baby, they have to be "dianetically ready" ... we figured this is why only a Scientologist celeb. (Leah Remini) was one of the first to reportedly see the baby. So, that lead us to believe that Will and Jada must be drinking the kool-aid b/c they are "dianetically ready" and are still "new" to Scientology, so they can't go talking about it until they reach the proper level. Remember all the fuss Will and Jada put up over not seeing the baby ... then, out of the blue, they get to see the baby.

Odd how a Scientologist (and possible Scientologist Smith) got to see Suri and Katie's parents have yet to see her, no?

 

[jenr812]

All this talk of Buffalo is making me homesick... I need an Anderson's beef on weck with a thick shake and fries smothered in vinegar, a fish fry, a Ted's footlong, some wings, pizza, and an Ultima taco

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

BUMP

I need my Suri fix!!

 

[Tissa]

I'll be the first one today to say it

SHOW ME THE BABY

 

[CathrynRose]

I still wonder how they got my name and address. No other teachers in our school got them. You have to understand we are a very small school in the middle of nowhere in Alabama.

WTH?!!?

How yucky-scary! What is wrong with those people?!?!?!!!!!

 

[ChristmasElf]

All this talk of Buffalo is making me homesick... I need an Anderson's beef on weck with a thick shake and fries smothered in vinegar, a fish fry, a Ted's footlong, some wings, pizza, and an Ultima taco

You forgot about the Anderson's Lemon Ice
Wegman's
Duffs for Chicken Wings
Swiss Chalet
Wegman's
Bocce's Pizza
Sahlen's Hot dogs
Mattina's Pizza/Wings
Wegman's
Don't know what an Ultima taco is tho!

 

[KristiKelly]

BUMP. This thread had moved almost to the end of page 2. I thought maybe Tom used his powers to have it closed and removed .

 

[CathrynRose]

I found this lovely parenting advice on what to feed your little one, after birth. ALLEGEDLY from the mouth of LRon himself - what a genius!!!

No wonder we havent seen Suri - she's malnourished. (check out my bolding)

Found at: http://www.scientology-kills.org/celebrities/holmes.htm

I'm off to see what else I can get from this site. It's a new one to me! YAY!

Healthy Babies

Although the modern emphasis on trade for its own sake may have its
points, there is a limit to which it should be pushed. And wrecking a
baby's health, and worrying its mother to an early grave just to coflect
fees should be frowned upon. (Irony)

The prepared food used today is guaranteed to upset a baby. It is a
powdered mess one is supposed to dissolve in water and feed to the baby.

If you ever tasted it, you would agree with the baby. It's terrible.

More than that, it is total carbohydrate and does not contain the
protein necessary to make tissue and bone. It only makes fat. When you see one of these bloated, white, modern babies, know that it is being fed exactly on the doctor's orders: a diet of mixed milk powder, glucose and water, total carbohydrate.

Breast feeding babies may have a nostalgic background, particularly to a Freudian oriented medico, but real breast milk again is usually a poor ration. Modern mothers smoke and sometimes drink. Smoking makes the milk very musty. Anyway, a nervous modern mother just can't deliver the right ration. Maybe it's the pace of the times or the breed, but there are few modern Guernsey-type mothers. So even without drinking or smoking, one should forget breast feeding.

The largest cause of upset in a baby's early life is just rations. As
an old hand at this, I have straightened out more babies who were cross, not sleeping, getting sick and all, than it was easy to keep a record of. These babies were all, just plain hungry. Fed, yeah. But with what? Terrible tasting, high carbohydrate powdered milk solutions, or
skim breast milk from an overworked mother. And the little things were ready to toss in their chips. Some had gone into a stupor and just
didn't care anymore. Some were trying to quit entirely. And they all
recovered and got alert and healthy when they were given a proper
ration.

A ration must contain a heavy percentage of protein. Protein is the
budding block for nerves and bones. A soldier, wounded, will not heal
without heavy protein intake. Ulcers will not get well without a heavy
protein diet being given.

To make brain, bone and tissue, the baby must be given protein. And
from 2 days old to at least 3 years. That makes strong, pretty, alert
babies that sleep well and do well.

When I first tackled this problem, it was a personal matter. I write
from the viewpoint of a father, of course, a profession in which I have
had experience. I had a little boy who was not going to live and 1 had
to act fast (1) to get him out of the hospital and (2) to discover his
trouble and (3) to remedy it. The total time available was less than 24
hours. He was dying.

So (1) 1 got him out of the hospital, helped by a hot temper and a
trifle of promised mayhem. And (2) 1 found he wouldn't or couldn't eat.
And (3) I recalled all my dietary and endocrine studies that 1 studied
in those places the reporters have now agreed I never attended.

Actually I recalled further than that. Roman troops marched on barley.
Barley is the highest protein content cereal. And from a deep past I
called up a formula.

From The Scientology Handbook (1994), Page 529 (halfway down):

Barley Formula for Babies

(Don't use this. Hubbard was crazy and the cult is still nuts.)

The foremost reason a baby doesn't do well is poor rations. And to remedy that, here is a formula one can use:
15 ounces of barley water
10 ounces of homogenized milk
3 ounces of corn syrup (As the Romans had honey, 2 ounces of honey may be used instead of corn syrup, if desired. Do not use lactose [a sugar found in milk, used in infant foods] as a substitute.) The amount of syrup should be varied - depending on the baby - some like it weak - some take it stronger.

This formula can be multiplied by any number according to the number of bottles desired but the ratio remains the same.

To make the barley water, put about a half cup of whole barley in a piece of muslin, tie loosely to allow for expansion. It is slowlyboiled in a covered, bented pot not made of aluminum for 61/2 (Note: six and a half -Chris) hours in about 4 pints of water. (In venting the pot, one allows steam to escape either through a vent build in the lid [if there is one] by placing the cover slightly askew so there is an opening between the cover and pot.) Barley water will turn very, very pink. This gives about the right consistency of barley water for making the formula as above.

You don't feed the baby the actual barley, only the water mixed with the milk and corn syrup, in the ratio as given in the formula above.

Do not add anything else to this formula, such as vitamins or cream "to make the formula more nutritious." The formula is as laid out above.

Use this formula and have healthier babies!​

​

 

[CathrynRose]

Good Lord. Check this out:http://religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/index.html

ALLEGEDLY They have people followed, ones they call "extremists" whom dont tolerate their religion and ALLEGEDLY take pictures of them, and ALLEGEDLY post them on this site.

Im looking for my picture, ALLEGEDLY, of course.

 

[CathrynRose]

BUMP!!!!

 

[Poohbear123]

"You gotta see the baby......she is breathtaking!" Yea, that and Barley Formula.

 

[bigmerle1966]

First off, L. Ron is ALLEGEDLY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The reason his son was sick is that he ALLEGEDLY lived through an attempted abortion.

Second I think Jada and Will did see A baby. I think that they used them to try and fool the public into thinking there is a baby. When people said "Leah Remini is a Scientologist, why would we believe her" they had to do something, find someone not in the ALLEGED cult.

 

[bigmerle1966]

"There is no god."

I just read a little bit on that site and this is something that was supposedly said on the internet by one of the people pictured. There is nothing I have seen so far that indicates that Scientologist's believe in God, why would they have a problem with this statement? I wish TC and the rest of his little buddies would come on and phone home already.

 

[CathrynRose]

DOUBLE POST!

Dang Scientologists messing with my connection.

 

[CathrynRose]

First off, L. Ron is ALLEGEDLY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

ALLEGEDLY I agree....


On a side note - I went to my local bookstore in search of DIANETICS.

No, I wasnt going to buy it.... but I just wanted to hold it, look at it, flip through it.

I searched and searched in "religion" to no avail. Where the heck is this dang thing?!?!? I sure as heck wasnt going to ask.

I finally gave up - started to leave and on my way out was "Self Help" - could it be there?

Ill be danged. Dianetics and the Dianetic Handbook, or something like that - was in self help. Self Help. LOL!