Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

Have I posted this yet?

It (could by some be considered an ALLEGEDLY ) doosie - courtesy of: http://www.xenu.net

 

[CathrynRose]

Hehe! Courtesy of http://www.xenu.net/archive/banners/ - a.k.a. "Operation Clambake"

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[barbeml]

If Kirstie has erased all her engrams, why does she need Jenny Craig?

 

[CathrynRose]

If Kirstie has erased all her engrams, why does she need Jenny Craig?

Dunno... dont know if engrams have fat cells. Anyone?

 

[mjallyn]

Dunno... dont know if engrams have fat cells. Anyone?

Hmmm...maybe she was formula fed as an infant

 

[Nancy]

Hmmm...maybe she was formula fed as an infant

Nope, she probably had that special scientology formula and that made her engrams have fat cells. (or is it fat cells have engrams????)

 

[Sonya]

Great site, CR!

 

[SplshMtn99]

BUMP. This thread had moved almost to the end of page 2. I thought maybe Tom used his powers to have it closed and removed .

KristiKelly, as I was scrolling this page really fast, I thought Kirsti Alley had joined our thread. Misreading happens to me ALOT on the DIS.

 

[SplshMtn99]

ALLEGEDLY I agree....


On a side note - I went to my local bookstore in search of DIANETICS.

No, I wasnt going to buy it.... but I just wanted to hold it, look at it, flip through it.

I searched and searched in "religion" to no avail. Where the heck is this dang thing?!?!? I sure as heck wasnt going to ask.

I finally gave up - started to leave and on my way out was "Self Help" - could it be there?

Ill be danged. Dianetics and the Dianetic Handbook, or something like that - was in self help. Self Help. LOL!

OK, you are scaring me now. You went looking for the book because you wanted to hold it? Do we need to come to your house & start de-brainwashing you? No more research, you hear me?!

Oh, and don't EVER ask where Dianetics is at a book store!!! They'll take you to it in the back room & we won't see you for 16 days.

All ALLEGEDLY of course.

 

[SplshMtn99]

OMG..... I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS!!! It's SOOOO IMPORTANT!!!

It's 2:30am. House it hot & I can't sleep. Sitting here playing Poppit on Pogo.com......and all of a sudden, I remember something from like 30 yrs ago - childhood. The most trivial thing really. But I must be REALLY messed up for this memory to have surfaced after all these years. 30 yrs ago, I was at a friends house & used the mothers Flicker disposable razor. I turned it thru all 5 blades...and there is no turning those razors back. So it became useless.(remember those? value maybe $2) The mother kept asking my friend & her other children "which one of you did this?". I'm pretty sure I never confessed.

OMG. I have such guilt. I've been carrying this engram around all this time. I think I need to get in the car & drive to that Galleria Mall in NY & find those Scientologists. I need help now. I can't go on in life with this guilt. CathrynRose, what section of the bookstore was it again that you found Dianetics in? I need to get a copy ASAP in the morning. I'll pay ANYTHING to be cured of this guilt. Anything I tell ya! I don't have time to pack or leave a note for my sleeping husband. I must go NOW!!!

This thread has helped me see everything thats been wrong in my life. Oh help me Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!
I can tell, this is going to be an amazing thing. Just really amazing. And so great. Really great & amazing.







(Oh, & I really did just remember that incident. Maybe I really do need their help? )

 

[zookeeper]

OMG..... I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS!!! It's SOOOO IMPORTANT!!!

It's 2:30am. House it hot & I can't sleep. Sitting here playing Poppit on Pogo.com......and all of a sudden, I remember something from like 30 yrs ago - childhood. The most trivial thing really. But I must be REALLY messed up for this memory to have surfaced after all these years. 30 yrs ago, I was at a friends house & used the mothers Flicker disposable razor. I turned it thru all 5 blades...and there is no turning those razors back. So it became useless.(remember those? value maybe $2) The mother kept asking my friend & her other children "which one of you did this?". I'm pretty sure I never confessed.

OMG. I have such guilt. I've been carrying this engram around all this time. I think I need to get in the car & drive to that Galleria Mall in NY & find those Scientologists. I need help now. I can't go on in life with this guilt. CathrynRose, what section of the bookstore was it again that you found Dianetics in? I need to get a copy ASAP in the morning. I'll pay ANYTHING to be cured of this guilt. Anything I tell ya! I don't have time to pack or leave a note for my sleeping husband. I must go NOW!!!

This thread has helped me see everything thats been wrong in my life. Oh help me Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!
I can tell, this is going to be an amazing thing. Just really amazing. And so great. Really great & amazing.







(Oh, & I really did just remember that incident. Maybe I really do need their help? )

Heat,Humidity,Lack of Sleep and excessive guilt??? Throw in a healthy dose of deadbeat daddy memories (don't forget your love of all things materialistic!) and you've got all the makings of a Scientology Star!!!!

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

Heat,Humidity,Lack of Sleep and excessive guilt??? Throw in a healthy dose of deadbeat daddy memories (don't forget your love of all things materialistic!) and you've got all the makings of a Scientology Star!!!!

 

[Nancy]

OMG..... I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS!!! It's SOOOO IMPORTANT!!!

It's 2:30am. House it hot & I can't sleep. Sitting here playing Poppit on Pogo.com......and all of a sudden, I remember something from like 30 yrs ago - childhood. The most trivial thing really. But I must be REALLY messed up for this memory to have surfaced after all these years. 30 yrs ago, I was at a friends house & used the mothers Flicker disposable razor. I turned it thru all 5 blades...and there is no turning those razors back. So it became useless.(remember those? value maybe $2) The mother kept asking my friend & her other children "which one of you did this?". I'm pretty sure I never confessed.

OMG. I have such guilt. I've been carrying this engram around all this time. I think I need to get in the car & drive to that Galleria Mall in NY & find those Scientologists. I need help now. I can't go on in life with this guilt. CathrynRose, what section of the bookstore was it again that you found Dianetics in? I need to get a copy ASAP in the morning. I'll pay ANYTHING to be cured of this guilt. Anything I tell ya! I don't have time to pack or leave a note for my sleeping husband. I must go NOW!!!

This thread has helped me see everything thats been wrong in my life. Oh help me Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!
I can tell, this is going to be an amazing thing. Just really amazing. And so great. Really great & amazing.







(Oh, & I really did just remember that incident. Maybe I really do need their help? )

Just send me a check for $1,00.00 and your guilt will be gone, if you have more incidents that you need to get rid of of course you will need to send MORE money. The only way to a guilt free existance is by paying me all your money so I can tell you that you are now free and clear and a better person.

 

[rhanditresmom]

Whew! Out of town for a few days and I had a lot of catching up to do....all allegedly, of course!

Wonder if the Scientologists have a cure for this nasty sore throat I picked up?????!!!

Still waiting for that alleged baby, fellas!

 

[Daxx]

I was out and about y'day and didn't get to check the thread. I didn't even watch tv! I thought that, for sure, I missed the first Suri photo or something and you'd all be talking about it! I'm off to WDW on 7/11 w/o computer access and know that I will prob. miss out on a ton of fun posting!!!

Well, happy to hear that things are par for the course here and that I didn't miss a thing!

I think we need to turn this thing ... I think we should all guess the date that we'll see Suri and the person who guessed closest to the date will get to become a Scientologist w/Tom and Katie as their personal "bodyguards"!

 

[Nancy]

I'm going to guess October 12, 2056. That way I won't have to become a Scientologists and I won't have to have wacko Tommy Boy hanging around!

 

[CathrynRose]

OK, you are scaring me now. You went looking for the book because you wanted to hold it?
No more research, you hear me?!

You sound like my fiance. He was like "WHAT are you DOING?!?! - this is ENOUGH already!" L L!!

Oh, and don't EVER ask where Dianetics is at a book store!!! They'll take you to it in the back room & we won't see you for 16 days.

All ALLEGEDLY of course.

Oh, I know!!! I was looking around makin' sure no one was on to me, too!

 

[CathrynRose]

Just send me a check for $1,00.00 and your guilt will be gone, if you have more incidents that you need to get rid of of course you will need to send MORE money. The only way to a guilt free existance is by paying me all your money so I can tell you that you are now free and clear and a better person.

Yeah - and make the check payable to "CASH"

 

[bigmerle1966]

OMG..... I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS!!! It's SOOOO IMPORTANT!!!

It's 2:30am. House it hot & I can't sleep. Sitting here playing Poppit on Pogo.com......and all of a sudden, I remember something from like 30 yrs ago - childhood. The most trivial thing really. But I must be REALLY messed up for this memory to have surfaced after all these years. 30 yrs ago, I was at a friends house & used the mothers Flicker disposable razor. I turned it thru all 5 blades...and there is no turning those razors back. So it became useless.(remember those? value maybe $2) The mother kept asking my friend & her other children "which one of you did this?". I'm pretty sure I never confessed.

OMG. I have such guilt. I've been carrying this engram around all this time. I think I need to get in the car & drive to that Galleria Mall in NY & find those Scientologists. I need help now. I can't go on in life with this guilt. CathrynRose, what section of the bookstore was it again that you found Dianetics in? I need to get a copy ASAP in the morning. I'll pay ANYTHING to be cured of this guilt. Anything I tell ya! I don't have time to pack or leave a note for my sleeping husband. I must go NOW!!!

This thread has helped me see everything thats been wrong in my life. Oh help me Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!
I can tell, this is going to be an amazing thing. Just really amazing. And so great. Really great & amazing.







(Oh, & I really did just remember that incident. Maybe I really do need their help? )

 

[CathrynRose]

I couldnt even FIND this thread! This is unacceptable....bounce, bounce, bounce!


To keep it poppin' - An article with the former mayor of Clearwater: http://web.tampabay.rr.com/sp/GABE1.html

He called the Scientology presence in Clearwater an "occupation"