I am such a loser

[The Mayor]

No smart **** I hate the Beatles...it was One of These Nights by the Eagles I didn't have the heart to tell him that I'm not wild about the Eagles either

Hate the Beatles...well I used to like you.

 

[ashjohnson80]

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hey loser!!! Wake up!

 

[Cantw8]

Get out -- they played the Eagles? Why don't I remember that?

Gee, I wonder??? Maybe you were napping?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I know the OP asked for a 12 step program, but I'll give you a 3 step program. I know it doesn't apply to this EXACT situation, but the genius of Eddie Rabbitt is his wisdom speaks to us when we least expect it.

You take that first step
Ask her out and treat her like a lady
Second step
Tell her shes the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take her in your arms and never let her go
Dont you know step by step
Step by step
You'll win her love

 

[Cantw8]

I know the OP asked for a 12 step program, but I'll give you a 3 step program. I know it doesn't apply to this EXACT situation, but the genius of Eddie Rabbitt is his wisdom speaks to us when we least expect it.

You take that first step
Ask her out and treat her like a lady
Second step
Tell her shes the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take her in your arms and never let her go
Dont you know step by step
Step by step
You'll win her love

awww, Duckfan....I had no idea

 

[L107ANGEL]

I know the OP asked for a 12 step program, but I'll give you a 3 step program. I know it doesn't apply to this EXACT situation, but the genius of Eddie Rabbitt is his wisdom speaks to us when we least expect it.

You take that first step
Ask her out and treat her like a lady
Second step
Tell her shes the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take her in your arms and never let her go
Dont you know step by step
Step by step
You'll win her love

Is that a song?

 

[GoofyDad869]

Now this is a SONG!

Now here’s a little story - I’ve got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With adrock, m.c.a., and me - mike d.
Been had a little horsy named paul revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriff’s posse on my tail cause I’m in demand
One lonely beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin’ hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin’ for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is m.c.a., I said, ’howdy’ - he said, ’hi’

He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he’s dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, ’can I get some? ’
I said, ’you can’t get none!’
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I’d be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

’now my name is m.c.a. - I’ve got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it’s time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear.’
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story’s over but it’s ready to begin

’now I got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It’s not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me’ I said, I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I’m on the run - the cop’s got my gun
And right about now - it’s time to have some fun
The king adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.’
We rode for six hours the we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.c.a. said, ’yo, you know this kid? ’
I said, ’i didn’t.’ - but I know he did
The kid said, ’get ready cause this ain’t funny
My name’s mike d. and I’m about to get money.’
Pulled out the jammy - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, ’stick ’em up!’ - and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
’I’m mike d. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect’
M.c.a. was with it and he’s my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player’s out - the music stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Mike d. grabbed the money - m.c.a. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold.


GoofyDad869 - Keepin' it real, yo...

Cantw8 - to answer your question from yesterday, a Treo 700 is a Palm PDA ( http://www.palm.com/us/products/smartphones/ ). It includes a cellphone, Outlook email/calendar/contacts, Internet Explorer, Word & Excel, media player, and a camera - it's da bomb!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Is that a song?

No it's a croissant.

 

[L107ANGEL]

No it's a croissant.

Aren't we in a mood

Goofy dad, my boss just got one of those. You're right, its da bomb

 

[Cantw8]

Now this is a SONG!

Now here’s a little story - I’ve got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With adrock, m.c.a., and me - mike d.
Been had a little horsy named paul revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriff’s posse on my tail cause I’m in demand
One lonely beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin’ hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin’ for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is m.c.a., I said, ’howdy’ - he said, ’hi’

He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he’s dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, ’can I get some? ’
I said, ’you can’t get none!’
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I’d be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

’now my name is m.c.a. - I’ve got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it’s time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear.’
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story’s over but it’s ready to begin

’now I got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It’s not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me’ I said, I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I’m on the run - the cop’s got my gun
And right about now - it’s time to have some fun
The king adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.’
We rode for six hours the we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.c.a. said, ’yo, you know this kid? ’
I said, ’i didn’t.’ - but I know he did
The kid said, ’get ready cause this ain’t funny
My name’s mike d. and I’m about to get money.’
Pulled out the jammy - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, ’stick ’em up!’ - and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
’I’m mike d. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect’
M.c.a. was with it and he’s my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player’s out - the music stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Mike d. grabbed the money - m.c.a. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold.


GoofyDad869 - Keepin' it real, yo...

Cantw8 - to answer your question from yesterday, a Treo 700 is a Palm PDA ( http://www.palm.com/us/products/smartphones/ ). It includes a cellphone, Outlook email/calendar/contacts, Internet Explorer, Word & Excel, media player, and a camera - it's da bomb!

Now I'm sure you don't want me to rap again??? Yo. That Treo is awesome...I need one of those

 

[L107ANGEL]

Now I'm sure you don't want me to rap again??? Yo. That Treo is awesome...I need one of those

Perhaps work will let you borrow one

 

[GoofyDad869]

My two partners got them so that they can keep up with email while travelling. I don't travel nearly as much as either of them, but as tech-geek partner, I felt that I could use one of my own as a troubleshooting tool in case they run into trouble with one of theirs. Plus, my personal cell phone plan was expiring...

I used it in a way I never thought I would. When I had my car wreck in March, I took photos of my car and the other two cars involved, less than five minutes after the wreck happened. I emailed them to my insurance company later that night. I think those photos helped speed up processing my claim.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Aren't we in a mood

I'm in a great mood. You're just an enigma. Quote an Eddie Rabbitt song, and you're lost, quote 50 Cent and you're gettin' jiggy. Yet all the reports I'm getting back on you are you're very:

White, like a flour.

 

[Cantw8]

I'm in a great mood. You're just an enigma. Quote an Eddie Rabbitt song, and you're lost, quote 50 Cent and you're gettin' jiggy. Yet all the reports I'm getting back on you are you're very:

White, like a flour.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'm in a great mood. You're just an enigma. Quote an Eddie Rabbitt song, and you're lost, quote 50 Cent and you're gettin' jiggy. Yet all the reports I'm getting back on you are you're very:

White, like a flour.

Fifty would never use the word Jiggy, that would be Will Smith. If you are going to play the game perhaps you should learn the players

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Fifty would never use the word Jiggy, that would be Will Smith. If you are going to play the game perhaps you should learn the players

I know the players, hater. I said you would get Jiggy. It's a verb. It's what you do.

 

[Cantw8]

I know the players, hater. I said you would get Jiggy. It's a verb. It's what you do.

Hey now...don't be hatin' you two or I'll send ya to the monkey cage

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hey now...don't be hatin' you two or I'll send ya to the monkey cage

Sorry, but the way you stare at the monkey, I don't think anyone would be trusting you with the keys to the monkey cage. I think that's the same look you've shown for some of the neighbors pets before?

 

[Cantw8]

Sorry, but the way you stare at the monkey, I don't think anyone would be trusting you with the keys to the monkey cage. I think that's the same look you've shown for some of the neighbors pets before?

OMG, you're right ............. I am a loser