I am such a loser

[L107ANGEL]

Will you quit hitting on me Didn't you get enough last weekend?

You really are drunk!

 

[MagicKingdom05]

crz4mm2,

I believe I did, but that wasn't the reason I did it. I wanted to have a nice romantic dinner and a nice evening just the two of us, and didn't think washing dishes at that point would be romantic.

 

[Loubon]

I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and its a lovely spring day and I see one of those mimes performing. So the mime is doing that famous routine where he's trapped in a box. So I stand there and watch. And he finishes up, and, thank God, he wasnt really trapped in a box. And I see on the sidewalk he's got a little hat for money-change, tips, donations,contributions. So I went over and I pretended to put a dollar bill in his hat.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and its a lovely spring day and I see one of those mimes performing. So the mime is doing that famous routine where he's trapped in a box. So I stand there and watch. And he finishes up, and, thank God, he wasnt really trapped in a box. And I see on the sidewalk he's got a little hat for money-change, tips, donations,contributions. So I went over and I pretended to put a dollar bill in his hat.

 

[Loubon]

Meanwhile, at the back of Bally's in Atlantic City.....

 

[crz4mm2]

I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and its a lovely spring day and I see one of those mimes performing. So the mime is doing that famous routine where he's trapped in a box. So I stand there and watch. And he finishes up, and, thank God, he wasnt really trapped in a box. And I see on the sidewalk he's got a little hat for money-change, tips, donations,contributions. So I went over and I pretended to put a dollar bill in his hat.

Lou. Tooo funny.

 

[crz4mm2]

crz4mm2,

I believe I did, but that wasn't the reason I did it. I wanted to have a nice romantic dinner and a nice evening just the two of us, and didn't think washing dishes at that point would be romantic.

Where did you meet this princess Jason?

You sound like a swell guy by the way!

Cathy

 

[Cantw8]

I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and its a lovely spring day and I see one of those mimes performing. So the mime is doing that famous routine where he's trapped in a box. So I stand there and watch. And he finishes up, and, thank God, he wasnt really trapped in a box. And I see on the sidewalk he's got a little hat for money-change, tips, donations,contributions. So I went over and I pretended to put a dollar bill in his hat.

Lou I don't like mimes, I'd like to wrap them all up in bubble wrap and see them worm their way out of that

 

[MagicKingdom05]

Cantw8,

I sent you a response to your PM.

 

[Cantw8]

Meanwhile, at the back of Bally's in Atlantic City.....

Is that written in yellow???? I swear, it wasn't me

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Meanwhile, at the back of Bally's in Atlantic City.....

I see she hooked up with her homies.

 

[SillyMe]

crz4mm2,

I believe I did, but that wasn't the reason I did it. I wanted to have a nice romantic dinner and a nice evening just the two of us, and didn't think washing dishes at that point would be romantic.

Oh yes it is! Any man who cooks, cleans or washes dishes is romantic in my book.

 

[Cantw8]

I see she hooked up with her homies.

S'up dawg

 

[SillyMe]

I see she hooked up with her homies.

Wrong lush. Then again, maybe not. See, Angel likes to talk a big game about lovin' her homies. She chased the homies away from SweetAngel and I. All for her old men. But now that I think about it, Cantw8 was right by her side shaking her bootie for Grandpa and Pappy!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Wrong lush. Then again, maybe not. See, Angel likes to talk a big game about lovin' her homies. She chased the homies away from SweetAngel and I. All for her old men. But now that I think about it, Cantw8 was right by her side shaking her bootie for Grandpa and Pappy!

Excuse me baby girl but how many drinks did we pay for? Thats right, we got game sista

 

[Cantw8]

Wrong lush. Then again, maybe not. See, Angel likes to talk a big game about lovin' her homies. She chased the homies away from SweetAngel and I. All for her old men. But now that I think about it, Cantw8 was right by her side shaking her bootie for Grandpa and Pappy!

Hey now, I was not shaking my booty...I was doing a creative "bar" dance and "Brooklyn" was kinda cute

 

[Cantw8]

Excuse me baby girl but how many drinks did we pay for? Thats right, we got game sista

um huh

 

[firstmickey]

I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and its a lovely spring day and I see one of those mimes performing. So the mime is doing that famous routine where he's trapped in a box. So I stand there and watch. And he finishes up, and, thank God, he wasnt really trapped in a box. And I see on the sidewalk he's got a little hat for money-change, tips, donations,contributions. So I went over and I pretended to put a dollar bill in his hat.

I don't think you're a lou-ser, Tooty. We all know who THAT is around here.

Nothing wrong with DISsing in the fresh air.



And this is good...no more riddle havoc!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I don't think you're a lou-ser, Tooty. We all know who THAT is around here.

Nothing wrong with DISsing in the fresh air.



And this is good...no more riddle havoc!

She does cause havoc there doesn't she?

 

[Cantw8]

She does cause havoc there doesn't she?

Are you trying to say that my "special" brand of humor isn't appreciated on the Riddle Thread? Where's that smilie that flips the bird?