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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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The Barber
After twenty years of shaving himself every morning,
a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough.
He told his wife that he intended to let the local
barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat
and went to the barbershop, which was owned by the
pastor of the town's Baptist Church. The barber's wife,
Grace, was working that day, so she performed the task.
Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water, and
said, "That will be $20."
The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid
the bill and went to work. The next morning the man
looked in the mirror, and his face was as smooth as
it had been when he left the barbershop the day before.
Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need to get a
shave every day.
The next morning, the man's face was still smooth. Two
weeks later, the man was still unable to find any trace
of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take,
so he returned to the barbershop.
"I thought $20 was high for a shave", he told the
barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job.
It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started
growing back." The expression on her face didn't even
change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were
shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."
After twenty years of shaving himself every morning,
a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough.
He told his wife that he intended to let the local
barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat
and went to the barbershop, which was owned by the
pastor of the town's Baptist Church. The barber's wife,
Grace, was working that day, so she performed the task.
Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water, and
said, "That will be $20."
The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid
the bill and went to work. The next morning the man
looked in the mirror, and his face was as smooth as
it had been when he left the barbershop the day before.
Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need to get a
shave every day.
The next morning, the man's face was still smooth. Two
weeks later, the man was still unable to find any trace
of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take,
so he returned to the barbershop.
"I thought $20 was high for a shave", he told the
barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job.
It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started
growing back." The expression on her face didn't even
change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were
shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."
Oh man.
