Some Purell after that last sequence of events. Now with Lewski clothed, My3 and Mishetta Mishetta sanitized, the group headed back to the strip to see the wolves perform. Poor Honey was so upset. These were the people, uh, guardians, um, role models, oh, parent figures she had loked up to sice she was a child. Even the Dis girls were disheartened to see Honey's family performing in an animal show on the Las Vegas Strip. I mean, come on...they were at the Golden Nugget, the oldest hotel there....if the producers had only known these were Honey's parents, famous as she was now after the recent airing of her Geritol Gone Wild show, they could have commanded Bellagio or Luxor. But, alas, they could do nothing but bark, and Honey wasn't there to speak for them since she had stayed inside the paddy wagon a little too long for anyone's comfort. So all watched the wolf show then decided they couldn't bear another set, and the DIS girls gathered Honey and her clothes up(she had taken them off for some Japanese business men) and they set out for:
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Wayne Newton's ranch. Ho it seemed had gotten friendly with Wayne when he was performing in Pigeon Forge earlier in thr story. Ho also brought along her wolf parents where they were free to roam the ranch. After a lovely barbeque and some tasty libations, Ho and Wayne proceeded to....
While Honey and Wayne *****censored*****, Mr. and Mrs. MooToo enjoyed a trail ride with cheering mom and dad. While cheeringmom entertained the quartet with Springsteen songs she adapted with a western twang, the Moo Too's kept the group laughing the whole way.
Meanwhile back at the ranch the our3kids and the Mishetta's helped convince Lewski to keep her clothes on so the police wouldn't come back. The Kroezes' kept sitting in an old covered wagon and honking "When you Wish Upon a Star." It seems they were a little tiny bit nuts. No matter how much the group tried to convince them they were at a ranch and not on St. Thomas, the Kroezes' kept trying to jump off the wagon into the water trough for a quick swim. The horses were becoming fairly annoyed with the Kroezes.
After Honey and Wayne finished ******censored*****1NG, the group thanked their host(except Honey because all men thanked her for the services, not the other way around), collected the wolves and Honey led them to the set of her next show; the reality show with men who would undoubtedly fall in love with her. While she wasn't concerned about the men, she was worried if the diamond would be big enough. She liked things big...
Meanwhile back at the ranch the our3kids and the Mishetta's helped convince Lewski to keep her clothes on so the police wouldn't come back. The Kroezes' kept sitting in an old covered wagon and honking "When you Wish Upon a Star." It seems they were a little tiny bit nuts. No matter how much the group tried to convince them they were at a ranch and not on St. Thomas, the Kroezes' kept trying to jump off the wagon into the water trough for a quick swim. The horses were becoming fairly annoyed with the Kroezes.
After Honey and Wayne finished ******censored*****1NG, the group thanked their host(except Honey because all men thanked her for the services, not the other way around), collected the wolves and Honey led them to the set of her next show; the reality show with men who would undoubtedly fall in love with her. While she wasn't concerned about the men, she was worried if the diamond would be big enough. She liked things big...
Meanwhile, the DIS girls were worried. One of their own had taken off. They all stood glumly, yelling, "MI SHAYYYYY TA, MI SHAYYYYY TA, DOES NOT RHYME WITH BERETTA." But the Mishettas had disappeared. OH NO!
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It seems that Mi-Shay-ta had a "thing" for men who liked women's clothing. So guess where Mi shay ta was found. Ywp she was found at the Liberace museum. Mi shay ta was not aware that Liberace had passed away some years earlier, and she was quite shaken to learn she would never get to do a duet with him. Mi shay ta was so distraught that she was contemplating..
She didn't have anyone with her at the clinic, and after an operation such as that, you can't drive yourself home. So, Mishetta, not wanting to let The Moo Too's, The 3 Kids, Honey and the wolf parents, or the cheerleaders know where she was, she called on her old friend kpgclark who thankfully had resurfaced after a lengthy absense. Kpgclark said she would love to help, but had a problem with surgeries....Any time someone she knew had one, she wanted it too! Much like Honey, she hated any attention to be diverted from herself, so they went to the surgeon and said:
(Reacting like Momtomootoo a few pages ago.....) WHAT? I TAKE MY 2 Y/O FOR A SPECIAL THERAPY SESSION & I RETURN TO YOU GIVING ME A SEX CHANGE OPERATION???) THE NERVE!!!
Rant over...now I'll fix this story up my way!
In fact, what happened was that KpgClark ~ who likes to disappear for pages & pages on end, was the one who wanted the Sex Change operation! Mishetta had no problems with going with KpgClark because she was such a wonderful & loyal friend (who would not stab another friend in the back!)
Mishetta did infact enjoy the Liberace Museum years ago, as well as the tour through Liberace's home while it was up for sale. The home, though older, was very ornate inside & all those mirrors inside the very ornate bathroom (where there was this huge round tub) & even mirrors on the ceiling were fine with Mishetta. At the time, she was single & looked pretty darned good. She was very comfortable with her sexuality & didn't need a sex change!
So...we're back to KpgClark being prepped for surgery when.....
Rant over...now I'll fix this story up my way!
In fact, what happened was that KpgClark ~ who likes to disappear for pages & pages on end, was the one who wanted the Sex Change operation! Mishetta had no problems with going with KpgClark because she was such a wonderful & loyal friend (who would not stab another friend in the back!)
Mishetta did infact enjoy the Liberace Museum years ago, as well as the tour through Liberace's home while it was up for sale. The home, though older, was very ornate inside & all those mirrors inside the very ornate bathroom (where there was this huge round tub) & even mirrors on the ceiling were fine with Mishetta. At the time, she was single & looked pretty darned good. She was very comfortable with her sexuality & didn't need a sex change!
So...we're back to KpgClark being prepped for surgery when.....
In all honesty, Secret Agent Mishetta Mishetta was on a case. The long absenses of kpgclark had been noticed by the bureau. They sent their very own Me SHAYYYY Ta to find out what she was up to. It was a very very curious situation.....actually, KPG was the one who brought the now defunt Alex to the forefront of the bureau's knowlege. What, Mishetta hoped to find, was that connection?
Mishetta, who took her job very seriously and whose dedication to truth and justice could not be questioned, found herself a little frightened about this surgery thing. She was plenty happy with being a woman and a tad afraid to weave herself into KPG's life, she might have to undergo the knife....What would Mr. Mishetta say?
Mishetta, who took her job very seriously and whose dedication to truth and justice could not be questioned, found herself a little frightened about this surgery thing. She was plenty happy with being a woman and a tad afraid to weave herself into KPG's life, she might have to undergo the knife....What would Mr. Mishetta say?
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Dr Ruth walked in as well as Dr Carter from ER. Dr Carter tried desperately to change KpgClark's mind because he thought she was a looker (like all the other dis girls) and thought maybe they could make a go of it until Dr Ruth said...
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(oops we posted at the same time and don't know how to cancel mine out...please proceed...)
Oh no...Dr. Ruth! She would sniff out Mishetta's delimma in a second. How could she convince KPG and Dr. Ruth that yes, in fact, she had to become a man, and NOW. Otherwise her cover would be blown.
And besides, that Dr. Carter was a looker. ....oh no! Another problem. Honey could sniff out a single man at a thousand paces. She was hot on the trail of Dr. Carter; and she knew Mishetta's real job. Would she tell KPG that everyone was on to her? Or would Ho just try to get Dr. Carter onto herself?
And besides, that Dr. Carter was a looker. ....oh no! Another problem. Honey could sniff out a single man at a thousand paces. She was hot on the trail of Dr. Carter; and she knew Mishetta's real job. Would she tell KPG that everyone was on to her? Or would Ho just try to get Dr. Carter onto herself?
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I think Mr Mishetta, would say BRING IT ON BABY!!!! you see he was one who always thought variety is the spice of life. So as uncomfortable as it may be for Mi Shay ta, Mr Mishetta was ok with it. But would the little mishettas get used to calling mom dad? Only time will tell.........
Luckily, Me-Shay-Ta woke up & realized she was just having a horrible nightmare since she drank too many FREE drinks while gambling in Vegas!! She was just a simple housewife & mother & loyal friend. She had a Dept of Defense clearance once & that's probably why she also dreamed that she was a Secret Agent! Whew....those dreams were something else, weren't they? Anyway, Me-Shay-Ta realized that she had to run to the hospital since KpgClark was scheduled to have her sex change operation anytime now....Me-Shay-Ta was determined to talk her out of it! As Mishetta was leaving her fabulous suite at the Bellagio (hey, this is a story, I can stay where ever I want ), guess what happened??
), guess what happened??
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My money is on the middle guy, but whose middle guy you may wonder.
Actually only Ho knew at this point who the daddy was and she was not quite ready to reveal. She's still....
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Originally posted by MOMTOMOOTOO
My money is on the middle guy, but whose middle guy you may wonder.
(hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha please proceed can't add anything. It is too funny already!!!)
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