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[my3kids]

using Mishetta Mishetta posing as a country music singer in the Mandrel Stage show. Pigeon Forge was a little bit like a merge of Las Vegas meets NASCAR and they needed for everyone to fit in. So interesting.....it seems that our innocent little Mishetta Mishetta, lover of Enrique and Matron of Honor extrodanaire, had a little secret of her own....she worked for the feds as a special op on mafia related cases. What would her next assignment be?

(As one suggested, we could just drown all the other characters back on the island and just write the DIS Soap Opera, using characters here....like out very own Mishetta Mishetta!)

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Mishetta Mishetta's next assignment would take her half way across the globe to Sydney Austrailia, where she was trailing MrMy3kids. He turned up missing just about the same time as Alex was suspected of the murder. Coincidence...you decide.

 

[my3kids]

Mr.My3 had gone in search of a powerful vacuum cleaner, one to clean up messes? But were they ordinary house messes that the little 3 kids had created? Or, in more sinister fashion, was he searching for a way to clean up evidence related to Alex? The other question that still loomed forfront in everyone's mind...How was cheeringdad related to Alex?

It was up to Mishetta Mishetta...hey, rhymes with Beretta!, to figure out these clues. But where was she???

 

[Mishetta]

(oh....Mishetta Mishetta ~ pronounced "Me-Shay-Ta" ~ has been laughing so hard!) Anyway, Mishetta Mishetta was following MrMY3 around because she had a (dirty) file on him. She was investigating MrMy3's embezzling(?) of $16 Million dollars from a private firm in PA! For some strange reason, that assignment led her to Australia where she was going to engage Olivia Newton John in this mysterious new hook of this thread! She was going to sing "I honestly love you" to MrMy3 to get him off guard when the very exciting & recognized (throughout the world, may I add) Momtomootoo came along and.....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Originally posted by Mishetta
(when the very exciting & recognized (throughout the world, may I add) Momtomootoo came along and.....

NOW YOU GOT!

was with the new(est) man in her life, long gone was DADTO, Enrique, for Momto only had eyes for Russell Crowe. However, once Russell heard Me-Shay-ta Me-Shay-ta belt out the ever poplular "I honestly love you" he was bowled over down under. Once again Me-shay-ta has upstaged Momto. Now Me-shay-ta was hot on the trail of MrMy3 and getting closer to the 16million, if Me-shay-ta Me-Shay-ta does find the money will she turn it in and if she finds MrMy will she turn him in? hmm

 

[my3kids]

Well, she was hot on the trail of the embezzler, but it wasn't Mr.3 Kids, it was another gentleman who looked very much like him, but he, in fact, only had one child. As she zeroed in on her prey, she realized that although he had the suicase of money, it wasn't Mr. 3. He was safely at home tending to the little 3's while My3 was at the spa. Although Mr. 3 is a very good at music trivia and other worthless info about the 80's, Olivia just wouldn't do it for him, but as luck held out for Mishetta Mishetta,( I still will say rhymes with Beretta,) this guy was a huge fan, and the trap worked.

Meanwhile back in New Jersey, cheeringmom was feeling sad. The squad all had larangitis and the big competition was coming upp on Saturday. She scanned the story and the DIS and found Deb in IA, a doctor, and asked her to come quickly. The other possibility was DocRafiki, but as a vet was more comfortable dealing with Honey's parents. Would the emergency treatment work???

 

[cheeringmom]

Thanks to Dr Deb. the cheer squad went on to win the competition which took them to Australia where the love triangle was evolving. Cheeringmom was very happy because she wanted to meet Momtoo's new love interest Russel Crowe. PLUS SHE WANTED TO PROTECT HIM FROM HO BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHEN SHE WILL SHOW UP.
Mishetta, in the meantime, was still arguing with Olivia on who sang "I honestly love you "the best.

My3kids had just finished her spa treatment and needed a break. cheeringmom needed help with the girls because some of them were looking to HO as their new idol and cheeringmom couldn't handle it alone so my3kids came to help keep the girls in order..as far as the money laundering goes.....

 

[my3kids]

My3 is fanatical about laundry....not quite money laundering, but if something is dirty, she will get that stain out or die trying! So who was that man in Australia with the money? Sixteen million dollars missing....no one would have that kind of money but Paris Hilton. OH NO! Someone had stolen Paris' money and she was just to stupid to figure it out for herself....who could it be?

Yes, My3 is excellent with crowd control and can yell louder for a team than anyone would care to hear. She helped cheeringmom herd those girls from one place to the next as easily as she had the preschoolers on the rope walks through town.

Those DIS ladies rock...but again...who was that unmasked man?

 

[cheeringmom]

the masked man wasn't a man at all but Nicole Ritchie. She was jealous of Paris' money and beauty. But why would she steal 16mil when her show with Paris The Simple Life was going so well????

 

[my3kids]

Poor, dumb Paris. Nicole has stolen her money. Nicole asked for $24.50 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks, and Nicole secretly took everything in her wallet. Who would have thought Nicole was a big Olivia Newton John fan? But...So was Honey! Who shows up in Australia but Honey, out for some lovin' down under. She immediately spotted:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

it was beacuse Nicole thought that Paris was "Easy like Sunday Mornings". But everyone else knew better. Paris was a nun compared to the antics of Ho these past few days. TJ actually was getting ready to launch a video he had of himself and Ho that would put the Paris video to shame. Was the 16million supposed to be part of the payoff to keep Ho's reputation in tact?
Only My3 could get to the bottom of this......

 

[my3kids]

My3..tenacious as a spider with laundry stains and detective work!

Well, Ho found out about the video...oh hell, she taped it herself. (This is Honey we're talking about here!) She knew Paris was going to distribute it to divert attention from herself. After all, why would anyone watch a billionaire socialite when Honeygate hit the internet.

While Honey had made the tape, it was of course for her own viewing. She enjoyed sharing her prowess with other conquests.....the tape would be like a "free introductory offer." Well, turns out Paris and Ho had a mutual er, um "friend" who took the tape and passed it to Paris for her use as she saw fit. One call to Honey and somehow Honey came up with the millions to pay off Paris. Poor Ho wasn't any smarter than Paris though, and when she made the drop, she forgot to pick up the tape. So Paris got the money, which Nicole promptly stole. But where was that tape? And where did Honey get that much money??

 

[cheeringmom]

The tape is back in the locker( on page one) and Ho had secretly taped Donald Trump doing something very un billionaire like so she was able to swindle the money off of him. Donald did not like being "duped" (funny if you watch the apprentice) so he was out for Ho's throat..

 

[Mishetta]

but then, so was Momtomootoo because Honey was after Mom's Russell Crow! When will she ever stop chasing men in strange cars?? Now it was going to be good! Momtomootoo against Honey! Who would win? Russell was getting all excited waiting for them to start "cat" fighting over him! He decided to have them both fight over him in a pool of green jello! (I swear, it's not me but my fingers running away with this sick story line!! )

Russell decided to start inviting people to view this (since he was very proud) so he called....

 

[Cruisin]

Jerry Springer, of course. Jerry was looking for guests on his show entitled ... "Women who cat fight for their man in pools of Green Jello"
So Jerry packed up his cameras and his crew and headed on out to catch the moment on tape for all of the world to witness.
When Jerry and his entourage arrived on scene, he found out that Russell had also called.............

 

[Mishetta]

cheeringmom (& all the cheerleaders), My3kids, Cruisin'Kroezes, KpgClark (who has since disappeared from this thread), Me-Shay-Ta Me-Shay-Ta, Mr.3kids, Mr. Me-Shay-Ta & naturally Enrique was going to sing while the two women were struggling in the slippery jello!

 

[Cruisin]

Everyone was gathered around watching the two going at it in the jello pool.

When the two ladies realized what a large audience they had, they suddenly stopped their fighting. They stood gazing around at the onlookers and then at each other in astonishment.

Momto looked at Honey and said "What are we thinking?"
"Why are we fighting like this over a MAN?"
"Where is our self-respect?"

Honey stared at Momto for a second and then she said "You know what, you are absolutely right"

With that said, the two of them hooked arms together and started to walk away.

"Wait just a dawg gone minute" someone from the crowd shouted out, "Where do you think you are going?"

 

[my3kids]

That was all it took for Honey...a single man's voice from the crowd to snap her back into action. She alone dove back into the jello and did a dance unlike anyone had ever seen. It was much as a cobra follows the flute in India...the men were swaying to her every bump and grind. Self respect?? Honey....nope, never heard of it. While the Dis girls and men came to their senses, Honey pole danced without the pole for the world to see.

Somewhere way far away, was a man watching the televised spectical from his living room. It was a movie producer and he could spot star quality from miles away. He knew he must have her and NOW!

 

[my3kids]

Fueled by nothing but adrenaline and cheap wine, he set out to acquire his star. She was about to become a movie star, a big one. He could make it happen. Honey was about to become very...very famous, but not in a way she could ever have imagined......

 

[Mishetta]

yes...this Movie Producer wanted Honey to star in his own version of "Girls gone Wild" (for older women, who are not so "perky" ~ if you get my drift! ) His new show set to appear only on cable was entitled "You get my Geritol goin'!" Honey was probably only in her early 30's but in comparison to the H.S. Spring Break girls who are on "Girls gone Wild," Honey was more of geriatric age! Honey was not so pleased when this Movie Producer contacted her. She was not interested in being in his movie, so she called upon CheeringMom to ask how she could act "younger" & be "perkier!" CheeringMom's advice was to .......