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pretending to be all sorts of various characters from foreign films he had never even seen.

So TJ called in his girlfriend and the two of them encouraged Alex to not give up the pirate speak, (as if he could if he wanted to! ) Meanwhile a movie producer was filming a Diet Coke commercial right there on the Jet Blue tarmac, and:
 
the producer shouts over to Alex, TJ & his girlfriend, "hey, can any of you dance??" Alex says "yeah, I can moonwalk!" TJ replies "and I can do the macarena!" TJ's girlfriend says "I'm a pro at the chicken dance!" So the producer had them all appear in his diet coke commercial. All 3 were doing their specialty dance when.....
 
Dennis Rodman appeared. He was supposed to star in the Diet Coke commercial. He was very angry:mad: he than picked up scooter girl and........
 
told her to get out of there. He just saw the love of his life....TJ's girlfriend, who was doing the chicken dance at the time, really impressed the Rodman! He was in love.....
 

with the way she flapped her arms about. But Micheal was still weary of soft drink commercials since his hair caught on fire during a Pepsi commercial so he
 
high tailed it out of there on that rusty scooter....now it was just Alex, Dennis Rodman, TJ & his girlfriend standing there. Dennis had hearts exploding from his eyes as he was fascinated by the way TJ's girlfriend was flapping her arms during the chicken dance! He called over to her " Honey, would you....."
 
flap thoses babies just for me, maybe in a more private place like say the back seat of my sports car??
 
She replied "sorry, I don' t get into cars with strange men...but thanks for the offer..." and off she went to complete her chicken dance...
 
TJ, realizing representing Alex might prove difficult as everyone seemed way more interested in his girlfriend, named Honey by Dennis Rodman, than in defending this obviously innocent man, sat down to contemplate his future. Honey suddenly:
 
turned her attention to the other side of the tarmac, walking off their private jet was..............














(note to all my finish the story playmates...my husband thinks we have a little too much time on our hands;) )
 
a reality TV show's worth of eligible young bachelors. Suddenly the legal issues were forgotten for the moment as:
 
Honey went in search of long stemmed roses so she would be ready for the elimination ceremony. But Dennis was red with rage and jealousy so he...
 
got on the private jet and headed home to his wife..Honey was thrilled to have all these bachelors, but it was soon apparent they were not from THE BACHELOR at all but from........
 
her hometown. They were all men that she had jilted in the past. Now she needed Alex and TJ to forget Alex's legal problem and focus on her. All that came to mind was "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," but then again her name was Honey, so no one knew why....
 
it was actullay because Honey had once jilted Greg Brady, and he was there! Yikes thought Honey, I remember poor Greg, he took it so hard when I........
 
said I was too pretty to be with him. "Oh well," she thought. "I have other things to deal with right now, like keeping the rest of the men away." Poor Alex was stuck. TJ was occupied keeping the reality TV show's worth of eligible bachelors away from his Honey. Alex pondered his legal fate as another mysterious note arrived:
 
The answers to all your questions lie with one of these eligible bachelors.....Alex was dumbstruck. How could this be?? He decided to....
 
It simply said: Alex meet me and Julio down by the schoolyard.
 
Lucky for Alex, one of the bachelors did happen to be named Julio, so they set off for the school yard. Julio hesitated leaving Honey, but since his purpose was to help unravel Alex's convoluted tale, he felt it best to part and continue with Alex. Scooter Girl on the other hand, couldn't wait to get away from Honey, TJ, Michael Jackson and the other bachelors. She promptly left the group with her rusted scooter and was never seen again. The remaining bachelors didn't mind Scooter Girl leaving because everytime she moved, she smelled faintly of fish.
 
Alex was hoping it was his good friend Julio Iglesis. And he was also hoping he would bring his son Enrique. Maybe, they could do a trio together...hmmm....maybe sing "She bang" but of course with William Hung's new rendition off of American Idol, Alex didn't think that would be possible so....
 





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