Finish the story

[Mishetta]

was very happy looking at the Blue & Gold flower arrangements because afterall, they were in Detroit, MI!! U of M colors were very appropriate at this wedding in Detroit!! (Go blue!)

They called Doc Rafiki in to check Honey's leg but it wasn't broken afterall, just sprained. Honey was ordered to stay off her feet for at least a week. (Alex was very excited about those order! )

The ceremony proceeded & they were finally declared Husband & Wife. All Alex heard was "you may kiss the bride!"

 

[cheeringmom]

as Ho was puckering up, her botox injection exploded hitting alex in the eye. Surgery was needed immediately because he looked like his eyes were popping out of his head <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_5.gif' border=0></a> due to the botox. Poor Alex....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

 

[my3kids]

Thankfully, their injuries were not honeymoon threatening. Since Ho rarely thought of anyone but herself, she was far more concerned about having to be restuck with the Botox needle than her poor husband requiring surgery. She couldn't walk, he couldn't blink, but all those little lines had disappered from around his eyes, so Honey was actually pretty stoked about the whole incident. Both being fairly immoble led to a rapturous honeymoon in Pigeon Forge. My3 recommended it especially because she thinks it is the absolute WORST place on the face of the earth, and since she was a little sad that Mr.3kids had not rushed to Detroit to watch her be the Matron of Honor, she didn't want the HO to have any fun either. In Pigeon Forge, again, worst place on earth, the newly married couple:

 

[cheeringmom]

(hahahaha just cracking up. You guys are too funny!!--proceed!!))))))))))))

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

drank a little too much moonshine

 

[cheeringmom]

and proceeded to take a bubblebath in the heart shaped bath tub. But what they thought was bubble bath was.....

 

[my3kids]

more moonshine! The combination of drinking the white lightening and bathing in was too much! Poor Alex became very very ill. And in a most unfortunate turn of events, the pressure exerted by Alex as he was throwing up because, believe me, it is some nasty stuff, he split open his incisions around his eyes. Despite the blood, Honey could see that the wrinkles had come back. Being especially superficial and concerned about appearances, wondered if men would still find her attractive if her husband was ugly and scared. Oh, what to do...what to do....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

the only thing Ho could think of was to call her friendly plastic surgeon Dr Eisenberg. He had worked miracles for Ho after her snowboarding accident and she was certain he could help ALex. So the appointment was made for the following week. It would give the newleyweds some time alone before their trip to NYC home of the famed Dr Eisenberg. With Alex still in so much pain, ho decided to go out and get him some....

 

[Cruisin]

pickles. Somehow pickles always made him feel better, ever since he was a little guy living in............

 

[Lewski709]

a material world, after all wasn't he a material girl?

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

We are living in material world and I am a material girl sang Alex, (he was high on painkillers and moonshine) when all of a sudden he choked on a gerkin! My word, this is not happening to me thought Alex right before the unthinkable happened...

 

[Cruisin]

he gasped and the pickle stuck even tighter in his throat
He looked around for help and saw no one. But as he grabbed his throat and the world was starting to fade into a fog he was astonished to see coming towards him ......

 

[my3kids]

TJ! He could not live with the thought that he might not have his precious Horney again. The pickles were part of an evil plan to remove Alex from the picture so that she would be free to love TJ again. (not that a marriage would have stopped her, but TJ was an upstanding kind of guy and didn't feel right about taking another's wife.) So he attempted to kill her husband instead:

 

[my3kids]

Honey surprised everyone that night, including herself. She performed the Heimlich Maneuver, saving her husband's life, and called the police to arrest TJ for attempted murder. In that one small squeeze, she signified her love for her one and only Alex.

They completed their stay at the lovely Baymont Inn in Pigeon Forge then travelled to New York for surgery. After the plastic surgeons on Nip/Tuck operated on the face of the wanted criminal last season and changed his appearance, it was required for patient's photographs to be run through a crime database. Most unfortunately, Alex's photo was an immediate match for the gentleman wanted for questioning in the discovery of a body way back on page one. The FBI came immediately to the "1 Our Plastik Surgeree Senter" just off Times Square to question him.

The story takes a major turn as:

 

[Lewski709]

the mystery of the body was beginning to unravel. She was Alex's exwifes, sisters cousin, twice removed who ended up being a long lost friend to Ho. Ho couldn't believe it. While Alex denied any wrong doing, he couldn't explain why he ran either. The.......

 

[my3kids]

dream got even more confusing. Poor Alex was under the effects of the anesthia at the surgery center and nothing was making any sense....

...His beloved Ho had been by his side when the detectives came to ask him some questions. He told everything he knew, which wasn't a lot. A former friend named Raul had asked him to store the supersize cooler he'd purchased at Costco in the storage locker. It was huge and heavy, but Raul told him it was full of his favorite 45's which he knew he'd enjoy listening to in 20 years. Well, 2003 came and went and the 45's were still in the chest, thought Alex. Little did he know that it wasn't records, but the body of Lupe, the maid at the motel where Raul was staying. Poor Alex had been dragged unknowingly into a crazy crime scene he knew nothing about.

Alex provided the information he knew about Raul, which wasn't much. They had each followed different paths in life. Alex to Disney and Raul to Universal. They had so very little in common they hadn't seen each other in 15 years. Lucky for the newlyweds, the police cleared him and he and Ho were free to life their life.

Under the effects of the back alley surgery center, poor Alex was having a hard time waking up. He was dreaming that his Ho was involved with Lupe and Raul, but it just wasn't true. Honey had been in but grade school at that point.

When he finally came to, there was his loving wife. His dream was forgotten and they prepared to:

 

[Mishetta]

set sail for the French West Indies! They were going to finish their honeymoon on a blissful Island, away from all the trauma & the bizarre story twists & all the ladies from the DIS. They were going to sip champagne on desserted beaches which had white sand & deep blue water! They would hire Mishetta's cousin (who really was a private pilot on Guadaloup at one of their fancy resorts) who would fly them around this tropical island which only the Europeans seemed to know about! They would just live off tropical drinks (with fancy umbrella's) & wonderful seafood straight from the ocean! It was there time to just be alone but as luck would have it.....you'll never guess who stepped into the blissful picture??? None other than....

 

[my3kids]

Raul! Alex hardly recognized him, but once he did, he would have rather even been back in Pigeon Forge than facing this man who had caused so much pain to Alex.

Fortunately Alex saw Raul before Raul saw Alex, so Alex wisked Honey back to the hotel before they were spotted.

What to do?? He knew the police would be looking for Raul. And he had been truthful when he told them he didn't know where Raul was. But now? Did he tell for honesty sake or keep quite to avoid trapping he and Honey in a crimering that existed throughout these idellyic islands?

The only person he knew he could trust was cheering dad, husband to cheering mom....but where was he?? How could he be contacted? There were so many cheerleaders with dads in NJ, how to know which one? Lucky for Alex, MooToo was a less common phenomia in the states, and Mr. Mootoo contacted cheeringdad on Alex's behalf. Cheeringdad said he would do this:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Originally posted by my3kids
MooToo was a less common phenomia in the states

THAT"S WHAT YOU THINK!!! a girl steps away to tend to her 2 year old and the gossip starts.



Well anyway, cheeringdad indeed would keep the secret Alex was about to reveal. It seems that BH (before Ho) Alex was somewhat involved with the mafia, and Raul it turns out turned states witness and to save his own a$$ he set Alex up. Unbeknownst to Alex, Raul orchestrated one of the greatest stings in Pigeon Forge history, it included..