I am SOOO behind on reading TRs! But I like being able to read like 3 or 4 updates at once!

<---- that's me, to you on Saturday. I tried your deodorant trick and OMG it worked!
Have an awesome time at OKW! Don't know if you have room in your schedule, but try Olivia's for breakfast if you can- really yum!
I'm so glad the deodorant worked! I swear, people think I'm crazy when I tell them about it, and most of them ignore me and then continue to complain about the rubbing...but it helped me out immensely on our last couple of trips!
And we will definitely be eating at Olivia's at least once!
Adding my CC took about 1/1000th of the time it took us to check in the day before, and we were out at the bus stop just after 8:00.
Funny how they're quick to take that CC number but the process of getting you to your room seems to take days. We did Online Check-In on our last trip, hoping to not have to stand at the front desk for 45 minutes again... I think it knocked us down to 30 minutes. The CM asked us if we'd ever stayed at CSR before...we said yes. Then she went on to give us the entire "Welcome to CSR for the first time ever" speech.

Then she sent us on our merry way without giving us our room number....
Mark was completely impressed that I dont need park maps.
OK a few years ago we went to WDW with my brother and his GF at the time. She was SOO impressed that the three of us could get from place to place without a map. So I said "haha yeah, we don't need maps." Which apparently sounds a lot like Doc Brown in Back to the Future..."where we're going, we don't need roads," because my brother and my BF look at each other and quote it at the same time. So now, whenever we're in Disney and someone brings up park maps, that's what we all say. People give us looks....
I didnt want to deal with toasting a bagel, so I just got a super healthy cheese Danish (on a trip with my family at 12 years old, this became my first official food that means Disney World).
The cheese Danishes in WDW are magical. Seriously. On our lat trip, we did almost nothing but bicker the first two days. The 3rd day, we split a Danish for breakfast and not only did we not fight for the rest of the trip, but we got free dessert at Y & Y that night, we got front row on EE, AND we got picked to be in the AK parade that afternoon. I'm telling you...there is MAGIC in them!
While we ate, a lady at a table nearby screamed and started stomping her foot. I couldnt see why- but Mark filled me in that she was trying to step on a squirrel who was brazenly begging at her feet. I dont think she thought this plan through very well though, and I wondered out loud to Mark what she planned to do once she had squirrel guts all over her foot.

I find the begging wildlife just as annoying as the next guest (even though I am a total animal lover), but stepping on it just doesnt seem like a viable solution.
OMG I would have said something to her. She's actually lucky she didn't make it worse by provoking an attack. Squirrels are cute but they're vicious little things! Funnily enough, if I'm eating and someone's child comes and stands right next to my table I get super annoyed and irritated. When wildlife approaches my table, I invite them to get on the bench with me. Except bugs. Bugs get squished under my Flip Flop of Doom.
I also bought her a stuffed Ewok as we left Star Tours. Apparently, she insists that he sits on her bedside table and watches her sleep.
I have to look for one of these when we go...I LOVE the Ewoks!
My favorite counter to sit at and enjoy a snack was gone! Why would they do this? I shook off my sadness at changes I didnt agree to, and we headed back to ToT where we walked on yet again.
I also disapprove of changes I don't agree to! I wonder if they're going to remodel the Writer's Stop to add in more seating?
Anywho
we were quickly at the front of the line and a CM asked the group ahead of us how many were in their party. It was a group of 7, so she placed four of them on one row of numbers, and 3 on another- the end result would be that the entire group would have the front row. As we waited to board, instead of standing on these numbers, they kept moving to be near each other. The CM corrected them, explaining that once we were on the elevator the party would be all together. All seemed well, they stayed put in the right spots. But once it was time to load, the whole group piled in and sat wherever they wanted. Mark and I lost our assigned seats, but good naturedly laughed when the CM subtly shook her head in frustration. She caught our sympathetic looks and mouthed everyday while shaking her head. We were laughing as the doors closed and we began our adventure.
I feel so bad for the CMs sometimes. I couldn't deal with stuff like this on a daily basis. There is a friggin' SIGN...ON THE DOOR....DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU. It SHOWS you where you will end up sitting once inside!
*steps down from soapbox*
We agreed that we were done with the park for now, and headed out to catch a Friendship boat. Which was conveniently waiting for us at the dock- even though I am such a pessimist that I insisted a) there was no way we would catch it and b) I could not possible run for it because of both the heat from the friggin Florida sunshine and my woefully aching feet (the problem was now the balls of my feet being sore from the flip flops. Awesome.) You may be able to tell that I was pretty much being a toddler right then and needed a serious time-out. Also: we made the boat.
Yeah...I have to be REALLY REALLY desperate to run. Especially in WDW. My general rule is I run only if I'm being chased or if I have to pee really bad. But in WDW we add in 'or if we're about to miss a bus and arriving at an ADR on time depends on us catching it.'
I think anyone who was at WDW that week in May could tell you that it was hot. Really, really hot. The thing I remember most about the Friendship ride we took was sweating.
Ugh I hate it when it's so hot you sweat standing still. That happened to us a few years ago...we were in line for the Safari at AK...we got there for rope drop so it was still early and this was the first thing we did. We're standing in line, which is a covered queue...and SWEATING. It was like 85 degrees and it was just after 9am.
Before I completely melted, we were done in France and had to think about what was next. We just so happened to be standing near the Grey Goose Slushie cart, so I suggested we try a couple of those. They helped keep us a little cooler (even though Mark drank his in about 4 seconds), and I requested that we do the Mexico mission next because it is indoors. Of course, I forgot about the part where wed have to walk the whole way there. Oops.
Did you continue walking all the way around or did you turn around and go back through the UK and Canada?
As we made our way, passing through the America pavilion, a mother duck crossed the path with several adorable ducklings. Most people stopped and said things like awwww! and look! Cute!. One little boy wanted to be different, and he was stomping around after them. His parents just kinda watched, but when he got thisclose to actually stepping on one, I instinctively called out do NOT step on them! several other people also shouted things like hey! and stop! So then his parents finally told their precious Nicolas to leave the ducks alone. I was not a happy camper- to see two almost animal squashing in one day was a bit much for me.
I noticed that in AK they actually CMs that walk around, and it seems to me that their sole purpose is to be on Baby Duck Patrol. They just follow the duck families around and tell people to leave them alone. I would love that job!

I don't know if that really IS their job...but if not, they get an A for effort in Wildlife Protection While Simultaneously Doing Something Else. We were in MK a few years ago eating at the tables just outside of Casey's, and this mama duck hops up on the little curb and her babies start to follow...but there was one that couldn't make the leap up onto the grass. There was a bunch of us all sitting there, egging him on, and after like 5 minutes of excruciating cuteness, we collectively decided it was time to help him out. Some nice gentleman gave the little guy a boost and he went on his way.
Despite this excitement, we did eventually make it to Mexico. It felt pretty awesome to be inside and out of the heat! Before I could even think about doing anything else, I steered us to La Cava de Tequila.
I can't wait to try this place!
We also ordered the Queso Blanco to split. Our waitress brought us some chips and salsa because she said a new batch of the cheese was coming up, and it would be a little bit of a wait. It ended up taking a very long time to get the cheese (enough time to have a couple more margaritas, probably
) but when we did it was amazing!!! So, so good- a little spicy, a lot cheesy. And because of the wait, she didnt charge us for them. Awww, thanks! I have always had great service here and pretty much just think Cava de Tequila rocks!
Wow that was really nice of her! Free food in WDW is awesome!
I am another reader, amazed at how much drinking you're able to do in the heat! I always have a long list of things I want to try but then it's always too hot for me to get most of them!
Mark had Eggs Benedict again (Olivias is known for this dish, and it is wonderful) and I had the Banana Bread French Toast. If you dont like sweet- dont order this. But if you do, hang on to your hats cause it is yumm-tastic. The Bahamian rum sauce on top adds to the sweetness, but it also adds to the flavor. When I first tasted it, I didnt think there was any way I could finish because of how sweet the dish was, but it was addictive, and I did eat most of it, before passing it over to Mark for him to finish. I think my ideal breakfast would be a ½ order of Benedict and ½ of this. Droooooooool.
Thanks for mentioning the French Toast! I think I know what I'll be ordering when we go!
When we headed into the stretching room, we watched a woman in a giant
ECV with an awning drive in with her headlight on. She kept the light on the whole time, and I thought it was really funny. Mark joked about whether she was going to ride it right onto the ride, and we both got the hilarious visual of seeing her in a doom buggy, still sitting in the ECV with the light on. It had me cracking up!
the mental image of her on the Doom Buggy (with the headlight on) is really funny...but her having it on in the stretching room would have annoyed the heck out of me.
After visiting with our ghostly friends, we decided to grab lunch at Columbia Harbor House. I love this place, so it was my call- Mark would have much rather done another TS meal, I am sure. But I ordered my usual Anchors Aweigh, and I think he got the fried fish/chicken basket. We had a tough time finding a table, until I led us upstairs. Mark was very impressed because he didnt know there was seating up there. We ate our lunch, but I could tell Mark wasnt thrilled with his meal. Oh wellsies!
I love CHH! Definitely one of my favorite CS places in WDW!
I believe it was around here that we found Marks stunt double. And we loved his hat.


We realized that there was a favorite we hadnt done yet, and it would be a good chance to get out of the heat. So off to Carousel of Progress we went!
I love CoP! I would only be annoyed by the backup singing if there were other people in there with us. If it was just us, I'd probably be the one singing!
