Captain_Oblivious
DIS Dad #257, Galactic Salad Dodger
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2008
When you think of Hawaii, you think of luxury. Endless beaches, palm trees swaying in the trade winds, your feet up on a pool chair and an ever-present mai tai in a somewhat tacky tiki glass in your hand. You might think of millionaires and movie stars enjoying swanky vacation homes in a tropical playground.
But luxury is not solely the domain of the well-heeled. Imagine the typical dream wedding. You might have the perfect venue, marble floors, white tablecloths, gorgeous gowns and a picturesque backdrop. But even there, tucked back in the corner of the reception hall, is the one family you HAD to invite. You know the ones: Dad is wearing the only suit he owns, which he found on the discount rack at a dry-goods store; the kids have clip-on ties, un-tucked shirts and are hanging backwards over their chairs loudly wondering when they can go home, and the whole family is aghast and appalled that the hors doeuvres failed to include pigs-in-a-blanket.
This is the story of how that family managed to take a Hawaiian vacation.
Look! Heres that family now!
Left to Right: Julie, David, Scotty, Sarah, and me (Mark)
We had originally planned to go to Hawaii to celebrate our 10th anniversary, which would have been in 2008
and then Scotty happened.
Scotty was born in 2006, and while we may not have planned it that way, we cant imagine life without him now. They broke the mold when they made him. Rumor has it they beat the crap out of the mold-maker, too.
In any case, we werent going to go to Hawaii with a 2-year-old, since we wanted our kids to be able to appreciate all the state had to offer (and be able to handle the excruciating long flight to get there). So the plans got pushed back, and 2013 presented us the opportunity to celebrate our 15th anniversary in style.
We had a perfect storm of circumstances come together to make this trip possible. For years, we had been a one-income family (and that was a meager government salary), which didnt leave a lot left over for vacations. But with the 3 kids in school, Julie worked hard to get back into the teaching profession, and secured a job as a long-term substitute at our kids school. This provided the vacation fund.
When she was offered the job, the first thing she did was call me and ask, Wanna go to Hawaii?
Of course, I argued for long-term investment and wise financial strategy. Then we compared our savings with the projected future cost of college tuition for the kids and said, Screw it! Hawaii it is.
We also had saved up enough frequent-flier miles on United over 15 years to be able to secure 3 free round-trip tickets. And I have family that lives on Maui, so we had a place to stay there. We decided that if there was ever a time to go as a family, it was now. Who knew if wed ever get the opportunity again?
Ive placed this trip report in the DVC Trip Reports thread because it includes a stay at Aulani. We are not DVC owners, but know how to play them on TV. More importantly, we have friends who are DVC owners, and our family is really, really good at mooching off of our buddies. So, I hope youll join us as we re-live our epic 4-island Hawaiian adventure. And if you subscribe to this TR now, Ill throw in a free Dole Whip* for you.
*Offer valid for one (1) virtual Dole Whip only. Offer cannot be exchanged for any monetary value or anything else of value, such as an actual Dole Whip. Offer valid in lower 48 states only, which excludes Hawaii and of course thats one of the few places where you can actually get a Dole Whip in the first place. May not be combined with any other offer, and dont even think about ganging up with other TR subscribers to somehow create one massive superhuman Dole Whip Float, because itll melt before you can eat it all anyway. Just pretend you had a Dole Whip and read on, ok?
Also: in past TRs, Ive been known to run contests for you to spot movie quotes in the narrative, come up with creative slogans for Beverly, and spot certain sections of the report that may not be well, truthful. Unfortunately, I dont have the time or energy to keep track of points and standings, so I have no plans to run a contest at this time. But feel free to call out movie quotes if you see them. Theyre usually the most entertaining part of the reports, anyway.
Also also: we learned just before leaving for this trip that my wife had a medical condition that would affect her ability to participate in the hikes and other activities we had planned on Hawaii. Ill get into more detail later, but for those of you who are friends with her on Facebook, you might want to check out her page later today.
Coming Up Next: Its a good thing we spent all that time agonizing over those airplane seat assignments.
But luxury is not solely the domain of the well-heeled. Imagine the typical dream wedding. You might have the perfect venue, marble floors, white tablecloths, gorgeous gowns and a picturesque backdrop. But even there, tucked back in the corner of the reception hall, is the one family you HAD to invite. You know the ones: Dad is wearing the only suit he owns, which he found on the discount rack at a dry-goods store; the kids have clip-on ties, un-tucked shirts and are hanging backwards over their chairs loudly wondering when they can go home, and the whole family is aghast and appalled that the hors doeuvres failed to include pigs-in-a-blanket.
This is the story of how that family managed to take a Hawaiian vacation.
Look! Heres that family now!
Left to Right: Julie, David, Scotty, Sarah, and me (Mark)
We had originally planned to go to Hawaii to celebrate our 10th anniversary, which would have been in 2008
and then Scotty happened.
Scotty was born in 2006, and while we may not have planned it that way, we cant imagine life without him now. They broke the mold when they made him. Rumor has it they beat the crap out of the mold-maker, too.
In any case, we werent going to go to Hawaii with a 2-year-old, since we wanted our kids to be able to appreciate all the state had to offer (and be able to handle the excruciating long flight to get there). So the plans got pushed back, and 2013 presented us the opportunity to celebrate our 15th anniversary in style.
We had a perfect storm of circumstances come together to make this trip possible. For years, we had been a one-income family (and that was a meager government salary), which didnt leave a lot left over for vacations. But with the 3 kids in school, Julie worked hard to get back into the teaching profession, and secured a job as a long-term substitute at our kids school. This provided the vacation fund.
When she was offered the job, the first thing she did was call me and ask, Wanna go to Hawaii?
Of course, I argued for long-term investment and wise financial strategy. Then we compared our savings with the projected future cost of college tuition for the kids and said, Screw it! Hawaii it is.
We also had saved up enough frequent-flier miles on United over 15 years to be able to secure 3 free round-trip tickets. And I have family that lives on Maui, so we had a place to stay there. We decided that if there was ever a time to go as a family, it was now. Who knew if wed ever get the opportunity again?
Ive placed this trip report in the DVC Trip Reports thread because it includes a stay at Aulani. We are not DVC owners, but know how to play them on TV. More importantly, we have friends who are DVC owners, and our family is really, really good at mooching off of our buddies. So, I hope youll join us as we re-live our epic 4-island Hawaiian adventure. And if you subscribe to this TR now, Ill throw in a free Dole Whip* for you.
*Offer valid for one (1) virtual Dole Whip only. Offer cannot be exchanged for any monetary value or anything else of value, such as an actual Dole Whip. Offer valid in lower 48 states only, which excludes Hawaii and of course thats one of the few places where you can actually get a Dole Whip in the first place. May not be combined with any other offer, and dont even think about ganging up with other TR subscribers to somehow create one massive superhuman Dole Whip Float, because itll melt before you can eat it all anyway. Just pretend you had a Dole Whip and read on, ok?
Also: in past TRs, Ive been known to run contests for you to spot movie quotes in the narrative, come up with creative slogans for Beverly, and spot certain sections of the report that may not be well, truthful. Unfortunately, I dont have the time or energy to keep track of points and standings, so I have no plans to run a contest at this time. But feel free to call out movie quotes if you see them. Theyre usually the most entertaining part of the reports, anyway.
Also also: we learned just before leaving for this trip that my wife had a medical condition that would affect her ability to participate in the hikes and other activities we had planned on Hawaii. Ill get into more detail later, but for those of you who are friends with her on Facebook, you might want to check out her page later today.
Coming Up Next: Its a good thing we spent all that time agonizing over those airplane seat assignments.
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