An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[J and R's mom]

Great installment. Great pictures. Great topiaries.

And Shelby, NICE picture!

No bathrooms in France...well...WDW is known for trying to keep things as authentic as possible to the real thing....

Post On!

 

[LaLa]

But for the fact that this installment featured a day in the 6th worst park in Orlando and you snubbed one of the kindest, most thoughtful Disers, the person MOST associated with Epicot, this wasn't a bad read. Don't be snubbing La2. She's got mean pig feet skills and she ain't afraid to use 'em. Also, I think she's mean with the cutlery.

ZZUB just earned himself an infinity of mopeds. From La2.

J&R's mom too.

I'm just sayin.

X Infinity For Z. And J&R's Mom. Not Mel.

 

[sheridac]

HOLY CRAP MEL!!!

I think I liked this installment, but there's been soooo much other crap to wade through, by the time I got to the end


I FORGOT!!!!!

EDITED TO ADD:

WHO DOESN'T LIKE FRANCE????? I cannot even begin to imagine!!!!

 

[HaleyB]

Z- What is the DailyKos?

Also, great installment Mel. Love the ears. Love the air photos. How many times did you have to attempt that picture in order to capture the air shots?

 

[Chapter 11]

You realize that neither Chapter 11 or GA are licensed in your jurisdiction, so you really don't have a lawyer friend who can help you. In fact, you really don't have any lawyer friends. Burp.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not go dragging me into this warped version of the War of the Roses. I found the installment to be quite enlightening. For example, Mel wears earrings to bed -- who knew? Also, Mel appears to be able to bend the time-space contiuum, as the first pic (allegedly taken on the morning of the Epcot expedition), is dated May 7, while the rest are dated May 8. Hmmmm. What can I say -- I notice things. I'm a noticer. Or, something like that.

 

[New England Eeyore]

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not go dragging me into this warped version of the War of the Roses. I found the installment to be quite enlightening. For example, Mel wears earrings to bed -- who knew? Also, Mel appears to be able to bend the time-space contiuum, as the first pic (allegedly taken on the morning of the Epcot expedition), is dated May 7, while the rest are dated May 8. Hmmmm. What can I say -- I notice things. I'm a noticer. Or, something like that.

I notice things too. Do your boys wear the same shirt all week? Because they were wearing the Incredibles shirts at Ohanas last night and again playing hopscotch.

Great installment. Keep up the great work!!

 

[Harmony272]

Is THIS better?

very nice, lol!
Can you make one with me and Johnny Depp?

Mel happyhaunt you CRACK ME UP, seriously. You rock, and so does everyone else on the dis trip report board. Except for zzub because he doesn't like you.

 

[mjmcca]

I notice things too. Do your boys wear the same shirt all week? Because they were wearing the Incredibles shirts at Ohanas last night and again playing hopscotch.

Great installment. Keep up the great work!!

OK I am glad someone else was wondering about that too.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

well, howdy do,do...[ok. i know its not disney, but what the heck?]

wooooho!... ever heard of the lil girl song," she has freckles on her...
[and she purrty!]? well have you?

my,oh my!! what have u been doing at night? por lil'melons'man
[alias man v'bride, excuse my frenchie]... his pic is actually begining to
look lik gary to me? what are u ..edgar winter's lil sis?

here's a secret...i want to be a tag fairy! and if i ever do, your'll
be the first too know ! guess who be my first beastoment?
...well maybe zzub lil' year... see..i'm a praxcticing....
" toot toot tootsie","fancy 2 fruity", belly bouncer, " lil bo peeper",
parlor view franco,"fox hole in one", and inky, dinky..pooh!

well what u think? wouldn't i make a great tag leprechaun? [fairy
doesn't seem right to me]...and after all i'm but i 'll
keep the wand for image [ ].

* that my wish on the second star....i saw tonight!

oh by the way, i 'm enjoying all the fun in your newest
disney epscade! hey , did you get me> a sourviegneer?

i also seem to have misplace my fastpppp..have you seen it? and
how comeyou never didanswered my questionsbout my lil' miss
cutie pie stuff on our vanity? why?

..me> "born to squeak, and i do if only in my dreams!"

 

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[1000thhappyhaunt]

Thanks for your posts to this thread and I want to respond to you.

So you know I care.

For all of you. Except ZZUB. Whom I truly loathe.

To the most important person... La La.

La2 ~ In my last installment I referred to "one who is a little bit grumpy". Judging from your last two posts to this thread: I meant YOU. Holy sucky whining. Geez. You don't think you can threaten to leave me and not play and get away with it. Do you? Bad La La. You ARE on ignore. For a minute. In addition, I also said "one is a lawyer". We all KNOW you do all the work for your old, cranky, cheap, lazy boss. Who sits around on his cute lil' butt all day looking out the window for blue vans and bemoaning the fact that he is not as smart, funny or half the Trip Reporter. As a certain Canadian. He knows. YOU, La La, are the real lawyer. Ask for a raise. Good luck. Tho.

Lisa Belle ~ hunka hunka French guy comin' soon. Plus... read my response to Chappie 11.

Jami ~ What happened to your tag?

JR's Mom aka Miss Ellie ~ Oh. You were talking to Shell-bee. heh heh. I agree. Very nice pics of MS. Very.

Sheri ~ What was your comment? I FORGOT! Too.

HaleyB ~ The "air photos" just came out like that. I'm a terrible photographer. I didn't try for them. I am sometimes a terribly lucky one too. Tho. Thanks!

Chappie 11 ~ Too late. You are IN. The War. With Me(l). And a good detective. To boot. You are right. That pic is of me before I fell into my coma. With the Ears on. I woke up exactly the same but no one paused to take the picture before piling on top of me and attempting to kill me. So I had to improvise. As I told Horsie. Earlier. So. Now you are in the dog house. With ZZUB. And ZZUB's mangy curr. Too. Hope you are cozy.

New E. E. and mjmcca ~ Same shirt. Two days in a row. You are both correct. The boys love the shirts and wanted to wear them again. The shirts were still clean. Ish. So I said fine. So sue me. I still have my friend GA Kitty. The lawyer. The nice lawyer. Wow. An oxymoron. There. Oops. Sorry GA.

Harmony 272 ~ Thank you! Yes. ZZUB despises me. And rightly so. He's jealous. Petty. Ignorant. And cheap.

I love the Z-Man! He's the King of the World. To me.

Lil' Grumpy and bdgsteaksauce ~ thanks so much for posting one after the other. Now I have a headache the size of Manhattan. Oh, and Lil' Grumpy... I loved your pics. I told you that. Already. On your thread. Geez. Pay attention. Stop smoking.

ZZUB ~ I AM COKE!!!!!!

You are Kool-Aid.

Minus the "Kool".

Cheers, Mel.

P.S. I'm off on a three day road trip with The General. I'm taking her to my Auntie's 80th birthday party. Up North. If I survive I will see you all on Monday. If I survive... The General DIDN'T.

Have a great weekend.

For La2 and Epicot.

 

[tribus121]

Tribus121's wife: Mel, both my hubby and I love reading your posts. You are truly a great story teller for sure. As for some of those who are against you, they are just jealous.

Tribus121's wife who hopes to be as good as Melly Baby when she and her family gets back from WDW in September.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Tribus121's wife: Mel, both my hubby and I love reading your posts. You are truly a great story teller for sure. As for some of those who are against you, they are just jealous.

Tribus121's wife who hopes to be as good as Melly Baby when she and her family gets back from WDW in September.

Thank you! So much.

I will look forward to checking yours out when you return in September.

It will be a nice change of pace from the piece of crap that I'm anticipating from ZZUB's next trip... I hope.

Let your fingers do the talking. And all that.

BTW... ZZUB and I really, actually, like each other.

Shhhhh. Don't tell ZZUB. I don't think he has a clue.

Cheers, Mel.

Mel happyhaunt
Driving Miss General

 

[flipflop]

mel, loved the last installment. what is it with french guys? the smell? the accent? who knows. hottie tottie.

maybe if you put the general in the trunk it will be a more enjoyable trip. just a suggestion. make sure she has water and a few ice packs to contend with the heat. all set. have a good weekend.

 

[LaLa]

Did you know there are NO BATHROOMS between the UK and Morocco? In EPCOT.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. Actually.

There are no public washrooms in France.

Knew that too. Too much cheese and soup on a hot day will cause you to notice these things.

The kids ate their Poptarts happily. Because they never get them at home. I will insist that when finished they also consume the box and wrappers. Because that is where all of the nutritional value is. In a Poptart.

That was so funny. This trip report is really great. Fo.

I think you missed your calling. You should consider becoming a politician. Really. I hear Hillary is looking for a running mate. We knew what ya meant. You're not fooling anybody. Except maybe Lil G and Steak Sauce over there.

But thanks for the effort it took to spin that yarn of yours anyway. And thanks for the Cinco de Mopedo. I've never gotten FIVE mopeds before. From anybody. So I guess maybe you're forgiven. But I got my eye on you Woman. Who am I kidding? You know I love ya. I could never quit you.

Keep it coming Melly. It IS better this time. Cause you're using paragraphs.

Okay, maybe just one.

 

[J and R's mom]

....P.S. I'm off on a three day road trip with The General. I'm taking her to my Auntie's 80th birthday party. Up North....

You already LIVE in Canada. How much further north can you go?!

Have a safe trip. Miss Ellie will be eagerly awaiting the next installment. And tell your Aunt, who is only turning a mere 80, "Happy Birthday."

 

[Lisa_Belle]

esla elma:

aketa ffoa osersha:

ourya ripta eportsra ndaa icturespa reaa antasticfa, eepka hemta omingca. antca aitwa orfa heta extna nstallmentia. eautyba, hea!

heta teaksa aucesa uyga
oldba ndaa estyza

 

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[bdg100]

"We knew what ya meant. You're not fooling anybody. Except maybe Lil G and Steak Sauce over there."

La, La. I'm not sure what you meant by this. However, I don't think it was meant to be a compliment. I do know that I don't want to be lumped together with Lil G (which should read "Lil g"). So, Laaa Laaa, (and Les Mel) I am taking off...hosers. No more Canadian language posts or Piglatin from me. It is also obvious that very few of you are versed in PigLatin. (apologies to you Lisa Belle)

No offense Lil G,I am sure that your postings make perfect sense to you. I only wish I could understand them. If I could I am sure that I would feel that they are well thought out, concise and directly on point.

Res ipsa loquitur - Now I suppose I will be subject to ad hominem (personal) attacks for using "real" Latin. It means "the thing speaks for itself". Ad finem (to the end). Eh. (not sure what this means, it is Canadian. I think)

 

[LaLa]

BDG aka Steak Sauce: I'm sorry if I offended you. Or Lil G. Excuse me. Lil g. Really, that was not my intent. I think you're pretty funny but the pig latin threw me, Dude. Yeah, I guess I'm not versed in it.

Anyway, my apologies. I'm sure Les Mel would want you to stick around. And not take off Hoser.