You couldn't ignore me if you tried

[monkeyboy]

Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me.

 

[cynsaun]

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

 

[luvmydogs]

You're a neo-maxi zoom dweebie!

 

[SPAM]

B-o-o....h-o-o...

 

[CheshireVal]

Mess with the bull, you'll get the horns....

 

[bananiem]

I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

 

[CheshireVal]

You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

 

[monkeyboy]

What was that ruckus?

 

[debster812]

Could you describe the ruckus?

 

[luvmydogs]

Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.

 

[Rippington'sFan]

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Oh Man! That's a low blow but funny.

 

[cynsaun]

So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

 

[tlgoblue]

Vodka! Whenever!

 

[luvmydogs]

Hey! How come Andrew gets to get up?!

 

[bananiem]

You know how you want to get back at your parents? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

 

[Jolie C]

You're an idiot, but if you say you get along with your parents, you're a liar, too.

 

[bananiem]

I could duct tape all your butts together.

 

[cynsaun]

Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?

 

[got2lovedisney]

Impossible, sir...It's in Johnson's underwear...

 

[jrydberg]

Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.