Worst pick up line ever

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

"Do you like carpentry?"

 

[Earstou]

Looking at my long hair and asking "did you grow that all by yourself?".

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Hey babes. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your place?

Hey babes. Is your name Campbell. Because you're MM MM good.

Hey babes. When we have breakfast tomorrow will you be calling me or nudging me?

Hey babes. Can you fix my phone? It doesn't have your number in it.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

"I'm a lucky dude to have a beautiful girl like you to show off to my friends."

First and last date.

 

[RogueX]

Throughout early days of online dating:

You want to see a picture?
Me: if it's a picture of your face.

 

[AuntieMe3]

Dancing to George Strait song Baby Blues...
Guy: You have the most amazing blue eyes I've ever seen.
Me: Thanks but they're brown.

 

[CO2CA]

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