LOL, too funny.
I really enjoy coffee, black and strong (not bitter, but a strong coffee flavor....not flavored). We do grind our own every AM, Starbucks (purchased at Costco), French Roast, the boldest (strongest). If I go to a Starbucks, I order a small, black. Period, LOL. One thing I like about a Starbucks store is it smells like coffee, not a perfume store, like all the other coffee shops. If they add a flavor (I can't stand flavors), they add some sugar syrup, thereby not making the place stink like a perfume store when all the various flavors are being brewed, yuck. If I have to go in a convenience store; 7-11, White Hen, etc, I am almost nauseated by the stink.
I agree, $4.50 for a foo-foo coffee is a bit high, a buck and a half is about right for me.