Well at least it was not Cookies...

[NHMickey]

Well I just could not stand it any longer... I just could not eat another Cookie (they are all gone) so I went to the dreaded kitchen one more time... I went first to the Pantry (well it's really a cart in the other room) and looked for some Pasta (even I can boil water). Well after finding what I thought was a good sign... Angel Hair Pasta... I thought finally my luck is turning. Well I start the water and add the salt and get the frozen sauce out of the refer (should have know trouble was coming when it involved something frozen). Well after getting the sauce thawed (the person who invented the microwave is my hero) I started the Pasta. Well I have seen Sandy do this a thousand times (we eat a lot of pasta). I put the pasta in the pot and went to let Chloe out for a few Mins. Well after about 5 or 6 mins i went to check the Pasta and it looked really funny. It was way to soft. I looked at the box ( I know I know) and it says 2 to 3 mins. Well I figure that is okay. I will make sloopy joes instead. Never should have made that last sandwich for lunch. No bread. Well this time I'm ready. I said to myself.... Self you can do this. I went to the refer and got out the Ice Cream!!!

Now ya ready for this... It was

COOKIE DOUGH!!!!


Just kidding... I had Frozen Lasagna from Wal Mart ...

 

[LynniethePooh]

ROTFLM*O!!!!!!

YOU are a piece of work!

I know, at this moment, you are working on your seminar:


"Yes, I am helpless without my wife......your point?"

 

[TIGGERSMOM]

Nat - go to WDW before you starve to death.

Just think of all the Cheese Soup!!

 

[Mickey7811]

Dear Nat,

I think your diet adventures have been wonderful - cookies and ice cream - I could live on that forever.

When do you leave for WDW.

See Ya Real Soon.

Darlene

 

[goofymom/pop]

for a really nice tip......I would be willing to drive from Ohio to deliver you a pizza.

Poor guy...you shall be green by the time your wife returns.

I have to say though your stories have been a great sorce of smiles for me, so I hope she doesnt rush home.....sorry


cindy