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Wednesday, October 15th - Beer? No Thanks, This Time We're Having Tea!
In progress ... computer is stupid and obviously so am I ...


Wednesday, October 15th - Beer? No Thanks, This Time We're Having Tea!
In progress ... computer is stupid and obviously so am I ...
Wednesday, October 15th - Beer? No Thanks, This Time We're Having Tea!
In progress ... computer is stupid and obviously so am I ...
Oh the joys of technology
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Is your 'puter poopy too???
May I suggest slapping it a few times??? I did that last week and it worked wonders...
Wednesday, October 15th - Beer? No Thanks, This Time We're Having Tea!
However, on this occasion we both ordered the Buckingham Palace: traditional tea sandwedges, a scone, a jam tart, and a selection of freshly basked pastries or strawberries and cream along with a choice of tea all for the pre-economic recession price of $19.50 per person. The mired-in-the-midst-of-an-economic-depression price actually hasn't changed, but my sources tell me that Disney is now substituting stewed tobacco for tea, churned up bits of golf course clippings for watercress sandwedges, and berries formed from straw. Those intrepid diners who dare to complain have coolly been informed that all changes were in response to guest feedback.![]()
We arrived at the Gardenview Lounge about half-an-hour before our ADR, but we were seated almost immediately. The tea room was busy on the afternoon that we were there and our waitress was a little ... distracted, to put it kindly. She was actually one of the worst servers we've ever had at the gardenview and I will never forgive her for not giving me the one thing that I always always always add to my tea, even after I requested it twice.
Our tea was delivered to our table in relatively short order; I chose my absolute favorite herbal tea of all time - chamomile. The Grand Floridian's tea menu actually calls it Chamomile Flowers - a tranquil and calming herbal infusion of sweet and fragrant golden chamomile blossoms combined for a mild and sweet taste; it has a soft and musty aroma combined with a smooth, apple-like finish.
A French press ... again
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Something's missing ...
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Sigh.
I know I ranted about this last year in my afternoon tea review but I feel compelled to do so once more. I do not want my tea served in a French press!! It does nothing to prevent tea leaf floaties from still finding their way into my teacup and it completely ruins the aesthetic of the tea table. And look at the press itself ... even after all these months I still can't decide if it's actually clean because the chrome and glass are so spotted. Honestly, haven't the folks at the Grand Floridian heard of all the products out there that eliminate hard water spots? Or here's an idea ... how about washing those French presses by hand and making sure they're properly dried???
And finally ... where's the fun of having tea without a tea pot? I have five nieces under the age of twelve and as their eccentric but generous Auntie Crohn I've purchased a few tea sets over years and I'm here to tell you that none of them come with a French press in lieu of a porcelain tea pot.
That is all.
Oh, wait.
No it isn't.
I asked our server-lady for some milk for my tea. I always add milk and sugar to my tea ... that's just how I like it. And do you know what she said to me?
"We've been told not to give milk to guests ... it will curdle when they add it to their hot tea."
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After a moment of stunned silence, I replied, "I'm willing to take the chance on chunky tea. May I please have a small pitcher of milk?"
"No."
And she walked away.
I suppose I could have complained after I asked her for milk a second time and was refused again, but what difference would it have made? Has anyone without children ever thrown a temper tantrum in the Gardenview Lounge over the staff's refusal to provide liquid bovine by-product? I think the most amazing part of this whole incident was that later in the afternoon while we were enjoying our dessert I actually saw this same woman bring a pitcher of milk to another table.
And now, back to the review ...
Jason also has a favorite tea: Jamaican Spice, which the tea menu describes as a zesty herbal infusion with red liquor and a bouquet of flavors, tartness of hibiscus and sweetness of cinnamon for a sweet, tangy, and spicy finish.
De ja vu ...
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Only a manly-man drinks girly tea!
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The first course, if you will, was a plate of tasty little tea sandwedges which included things like chickie salad, eggie salad, and watercress along with a greasy little onion tart.
Something else appears to be missing ...
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After my tea pot rant I'm probably going to sound like a crank but I don't really care. In years past there was a sixth item on the plate: pate'. It was cold and disgusting to be sure, but I always traded mine to Jay for his egg salad and we were both school-yard happy. Since WDW has belatedly jumped on the "let's ban certain foods because it's trendy to so do" bandwagon, pate' has been eliminated from this course in the afternoon tea service. Isn't it interesting to note how the prices haven't been reduced and yet nothing has replaced the pate'?![]()
Our second course in the tea service was the scone and jam tart with yummy Devonshire crème. The scone was warm and soft - the creme melted into it just like butter and it was ever-so-delectable with the preserves smeared over the top. My only real issue with this course was with the miserly portion of Devonshire crème ... there wasn't nearly enough in that little dish to smear on both the scone and the tart and who wants to ration a product with a 60% fat content while on vacation?
Any chance for seconds?
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When it came time for dessert Jay and I chose both options; one of us selected strawberries and cream and the other chose a few pastries and all was right with the world. Up first: one bowl of strawberries and cream to be followed closely by one plate of tea pastries which included a chocolate éclair and a lychee nut mousse in a chocolate shell.
I really do wish we were eating this right now.
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One out of two ain't bad I suppose
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All we can say about the strawberries and cream can be summed up as follows: Can't talk, eating.
The berries were amazingly fresh and sweet with just a hint of tartness. As for the whipped cream ... it was the real deal, my friends; there was none of that "whipped topping" stuff that Grimace thinks is made from cream. She didn't believe Jay or me when we told her many years ago that there wasn't a trace of milk or cream in Cool Whip; when I rather sarcastically pointed out that the label actually reads "Non-Dairy Whipped Topping" she called me an over-achieving food snob.![]()
Our other two choices were good and bad. The chocolate eclair was terrific, coated with rich, dark chocolate and filled with light custard. The lychee-nut mousse thing ... well, that was just not very good. I'm not even sure how to describe the taste. I took one bite, made a face, and went back to the strawberries and cream. Even Jay didn't think that it tasted very good although he manfully did his best to eat as much of it as possible. Our final verdict : some things are better left uneaten.
You'd think we'd be finished by now, wouldn't you? But no ... I still had to go and order myself a wee little birthday cake early in October before we left Stinktown. Is it so wrong to want something special for my two-days-before-my-birthday afternoon tea party?
The cake, vanilla with vanilla mousse filling and vanilla buttercream frosting, was as good as the last time we were lucky enough to have it. But the presentation left a little to be desired because there was no birthday message on the plate, no birthday candle to make a wish on, and no lovely pink rose as a parting gift. I must have really offended someone with that request for milk.
Cindy's Castle Cake
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And here's the white chocolate castle once we were finished inhaling the cake:
Eat this too? Don't mind if we do!
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And thus we finished our tea with about four hours remaining until we'd be eating appetizers and then more appetizers and then dinner and then more dessert ... liberally sprinkled with alcohol along the way ... at Todd English's Blue Zoo with BriarRosie and TheDISneyFamily.
Afternoon tea is a perennial favorite in both our books ... it's a lovely break from theme park madness in an elegant, quiet setting. Jay and I highly recommend paying the Gardenview Lounge a visit if you haven't already done so; even without the pate' they still plate up a great mid-afternoon meal!
Wednesday, October 15th - Beer? No Thanks, This Time We're Having Tea!
A French press ... again
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Something's missing ...
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Sigh.
I know I ranted about this last year in my afternoon tea review but I feel compelled to do so once more. I do not want my tea served in a French press!! It does nothing to prevent tea leaf floaties from still finding their way into my teacup and it completely ruins the aesthetic of the tea table. And look at the press itself ... even after all these months I still can't decide if it's actually clean because the chrome and glass are so spotted. Honestly, haven't the folks at the Grand Floridian heard of all the products out there that eliminate hard water spots? Or here's an idea ... how about washing those French presses by hand and making sure they're properly dried???
And finally ... where's the fun of having tea without a tea pot? I have five nieces under the age of twelve and as their eccentric but generous Auntie Crohn I've purchased a few tea sets over years and I'm here to tell you that none of them come with a French press in lieu of a porcelain tea pot.
That is all.
Oh, wait.
No it isn't.
I asked our server-lady for some milk for my tea. I always add milk and sugar to my tea ... that's just how I like it. And do you know what she said to me?
"We've been told not to give milk to guests ... it will curdle when they add it to their hot tea."
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After a moment of stunned silence, I replied, "I'm willing to take the chance on chunky tea. May I please have a small pitcher of milk?"
"No."
And she walked away.
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I suppose I could have complained after I asked her for milk a second time and was refused again, but what difference would it have made? Has anyone without children ever thrown a temper tantrum in the Gardenview Lounge over the staff's refusal to provide liquid bovine by-product? I think the most amazing part of this whole incident was that later in the afternoon while we were enjoying our dessert I actually saw this same woman bring a pitcher of milk to another table.
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I really do wish we were eating this right now.
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One out of two ain't bad I suppose
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All we can say about the strawberries and cream can be summed up as follows: Can't talk, eating.
The berries were amazingly fresh and sweet with just a hint of tartness. As for the whipped cream ... it was the real deal, my friends; there was none of that "whipped topping" stuff that Grimace thinks is made from cream. She didn't believe Jay or me when we told her many years ago that there wasn't a trace of milk or cream in Cool Whip; when I rather sarcastically pointed out that the label actually reads "Non-Dairy Whipped Topping" she called me an over-achieving food snob.![]()
Afternoon tea is a perennial favorite in both our books ... it's a lovely break from theme park madness in an elegant, quiet setting. Jay and I highly recommend paying the Gardenview Lounge a visit if you haven't already done so; even without the pate' they still plate up a great mid-afternoon meal!
I know I ranted about this last year in my afternoon tea review but I feel compelled to do so once more. I do not want my tea served in a French press!! It does nothing to prevent tea leaf floaties from still finding their way into my teacup and it completely ruins the aesthetic of the tea table. And look at the press itself ... even after all these months I still can't decide if it's actually clean because the chrome and glass are so spotted. Honestly, haven't the folks at the Grand Floridian heard of all the products out there that eliminate hard water spots? Or here's an idea ... how about washing those French presses by hand and making sure they're properly dried???
And finally ... where's the fun of having tea without a tea pot? I have five nieces under the age of twelve and as their eccentric but generous Auntie Crohn I've purchased a few tea sets over years and I'm here to tell you that none of them come with a French press in lieu of a porcelain tea pot.
I asked our server-lady for some milk for my tea. I always add milk and sugar to my tea ... that's just how I like it. And do you know what she said to me?
"We've been told not to give milk to guests ... it will curdle when they add it to their hot tea."
I think, given the right mood of the day, I would have had to ask that server why she gave the other customer milk and not me. Cold milk doesn't curdle in coffee, why should tea be any different! (and you remember I'm too lazy to heat the milk like you do, so I should know.) What would she have done if you had ordered a glass of milk on the side?
You are very right about the tea pot--none of whogirl's tea sets came with a french press!![]()
I swear if Disney keeps trimming here and there, we will be having a lot of meals at Red Lobster come December!![]()
I agree You should have told her CURDLED TEA is what you like. Now bring me my Damn milk![]()
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Oh that's too funny. Sounds like the Grand Tea without the booze. But those substitutions....snarky much?![]()
Unforgivable considering you can't have more than about 30 people in there. And most of their stuff is pre-packaged combinations that probably should be second nature. I could phone it in better than she probably could.
I know, it stinks they don't use the teapots on anything but black teas. I wonder if you could have requested a teapot if you would have gotten your tea in it?
You have got to be KIDDING me.
Oh, I would have asked to speak to a manager, in my best Iron Fist in a Velvet Glove kind of a way. When she made the lame curdle comment, I would have said, "What? They aren't worried about cream in coffee. Why would this be any different? Please get me some milk." She might have still refused, but I would probably have said something to a manager on the way out.
Ok, If I saw her give milk to another table, the Iron Fist/Velvet Glove would be working overtime. I'd have gotten a manager to the table so fast, her head would spin. The manager would not only hear the excuse she gave and outright refusal to handle a simple request, but the hypocrisy of serving said milk to another guest. Not only would I suggest that the server might need a refresher course in Disney Traditions, I don't think you'd have been paying that $19.50 after I was done.
At any rate, I would have left her a penny tip for doing that.
Maybe it fell victim to the foie gras ban? Was the paté related to the foie gras in any way? Perhaps second cousins?![]()
You can ask for more Devonshire cream. I've done it because I would bathe in it, it's so good. If the Clueless Wonder of a server refused, that would have been actionable, IMHO.
Who wants strawberries when there's chocolate to be had? Unless it's a chocolate covered strawberry, that is.![]()
Bleh, I would have asked for two eclairs, and make it snappy.![]()
Wow I can't believe you ate that and the huge dinner that night!I still want to go to the tea since I hadn't done it in a few years, but I really hope that server will be out of the picture by then. Sheesh.
Gross! That press looks just plain awful.
I find this story to be dismaying at best and possibly even shocking! I can't even believe she did that. I like milk in my tea, too, and I will be very upset if they won't give it to me when I'm there in May. Plus, that attitude - what the heck?
Every year for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners I make real whipped cream for the pies, and every year my mother shows up at the door with a tub of Cool Whip in her hands. Then I have my annual exercise in diplomacy while I try to find a non-"over-achieving food snob" sounding way to offer the guests their choice of my delicious homemade real cream and my mother's straight-from-the-freezer non-dairy whipped topping.![]()
I'm glad you can still say you feel this way after the couple of problems you had with this tea. I have always loved and adored the Gardenview, and I would hate to lose it!
I didn't realize they served the tea in a press. Can't say I ever saw that done before. I'd been mulling over taking DD there for the tea and well, she'd probably look at me like the press was some alien contraption.![]()
The least they could do was give you one of those industrial stainless steel mini teapots. Although being the GF and whooping up the victorian theme, they really should be serving tea in a porcelain pot.
That's pretty lame. They should have given it to you anyway. Hasn't anyone ever told them the customer is always right?![]()
You know, if you had asked for bright yellow MUSTARD for you tea, she should have brought it with a smile.
Absolutely unacceptable.
Lite Brite - Your mom thing makes me think of some smack-downs between my mom and I over what constitutes real chili (macaroni and corn do NOT!)
I love Cool Whip, but since there have been those commercials that go "Oil, or cream?" I have tried to use more real cream.
Though, I'm pretty sure that Reddi-Whip, although cream based, still has enough weird stuff in it not to qualify as real food.![]()
Great review Brenda!
Your ability to consume mass quantities is second only to my seven year old,
who is a force to reckon with,
and would probably give you a run for your money.
Without the alcohol, of course! LOL
I think, given the right mood of the day, I would have had to ask that server why she gave the other customer milk and not me. Cold milk doesn't curdle in coffee, why should tea be any different! (and you remember I'm too lazy to heat the milk like you do, so I should know.) What would she have done if you had ordered a glass of milk on the side?
You are very right about the tea pot--none of whogirl's tea sets came with a french press!![]()
I swear if Disney keeps trimming here and there, we will be having a lot of meals at Red Lobster come December!![]()
I agree You should have told her CURDLED TEA is what you like. Now bring me my Damn milk![]()
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Great review! I have to agree with the masses the tea press looks disgusting. Really at such a fine place you would think they would take better care of them.
B, make your way to the (Real) Dairy state of Wisconsin and we will NEVER deny you milk. Heck, it makes the body good, no matter what form it's in, right?![]()
Great update, as always.![]()
Based on our experience they started doing this at the Gardenview Lounge last year. I questioned it last year and was told that management decided that the French press limited the loose leaf floaties that people ended up with in their teacups. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me because they will still serve black teas in a regular pot but supposedly the herbals are all served in a press. We've been going there for years and never had that many floaties in our cups ... certainly nothing to warrant complaining about.
My guess is that it was a cost saving measure in some way but it totally ruins the Victorian atmosphere and overall effect.
Wednesday, October 15th - Beer? No Thanks, This Time We're Having Tea!
I really do wish we were eating this right now.
All we can say about the strawberries and cream can be summed up as follows: Can't talk, eating.
You'd think we'd be finished by now, wouldn't you? But no ... I still had to go and order myself a wee little birthday cake early in October before we left Stinktown. Is it so wrong to want something special for my two-days-before-my-birthday afternoon tea party?
Cindy's Castle Cake
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Now see, that doesn't even make sense, because they give you a little strainer for your cup anyway.
I actually make my coffee at home in a french press, and even though it's a really good french press (stainless steel, heavy duty, much tighter seal than those glass ones), I still like to strain the coffee on its way into the cup, because a few grounds always do seem to slip past. All of that to say, I think it's silly for them to put the herbal teas in a press rather than a pot, because you're going to get some floaties no matter what you do!
About the curdling thing, to be fair, I have had cream or milk curdle in tea before, if it was a particularly acidic one (like raspberry, for instance). But even then, it didn't taste bad, not like spoiled milk. It just looked weird, sort of marbled. However, even if your tea was the curdling kind, that was your business if you wanted milk. I still can't believe she straight out told you no! Jeez!
Just give me those strawberries and cream and a glass or 3 of champagne and I'd be all set.
I can't get into tea, I wish I could because going for tea looks like such a fun experience except for your waitress, I cannot believe she wouldn't serve you any milk then brought some to another table
I had the castle cake for our anniversary a few years ago and it was so good and totally surprised Rick. Of course I didn't share the chocolate castle just like with our wedding cake![]()