DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club XII: Oh... There You Are Perry!

[tutter99]

It's comforting to know that folks searching for "bacon" on the disboards will find our thread.

We need to change the sign over the clubhouse door to "All Swines of the 2 and 4 Legged Varieties Welcome!"

 

[Turkey Lurkey]

What a stressful week so far...I'm glad that I'm done with the draft, at least. But it seems like I've got a ton more on my plate.

My recruiter informed me last week of a job opening up soon in the southeastern part of the country. It'd be a pretty sweet deal. It's for one of the biggest companies in Korea and I'd be getting about a 50% raise if I were to get it. Both my recruiter and my wife are working hard to get me ready for my interview.

If that falls through, however, I appear to be next in line at my current job to become head of the foreign teachers, which would include a slight raise, so if I lose out on this new job, I don't have to worry too much. The hardest part is keeping my mouth shut around my current coworkers. Seeing as how I'm only about 3 months into my year-long contract, my bosses would get pretty upset that I'm even looking at another job. But it's not that I don't like it here...it's just that this other job is such a great opportunity, I can't pass it up and not try for it.

Anyway, I should get studying before I have to teach my next class in an hour...

I guess I need to visit the Disboards more often if I want to find out what's going on in my brother's life.


TL

 

[afwdwfan]

I guess I need to visit the Disboards more often if I want to find out what's going on in my brother's life.


TL

Did you know he likes to draft defenses in the first round of Fantasy football drafts????

 

[Turkey Lurkey]

Did you know he likes to draft defenses in the first round of Fantasy football drafts????

It's like I don't even know who he is anymore.



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[Emma's Dad]

It's comforting to know that folks searching for "bacon" on the disboards will find our thread.

Don added bacon as a tag word!

Great job Don! <----- thumb

I thought it would come in handy! I should have added Princess Leia while I was at it

 

[afwdwfan]

It's like I don't even know who he is anymore.



TL

I always used to think Packers fans were among the most knowledgeable around... Then we see him take the Packers D in the first round and Barry took Brett Favre in the last round.

 

[IamTrike]

We need to change the sign over the clubhouse door to "All Swines of the 2 and 4 Legged Varieties Welcome!"

"give me your spare tires, your pork
your puddled gasses yearning to break free
the detailed spreadsheets of a disney dork
Send these, the disdads leftovers to me
I am the chime before the monorail door"

 

[afwdwfan]

"give me your spare tires, your pork
your puddled gasses yearning to break free
the detailed spreadsheets of a disney dork
Send these, the disdads leftovers to me
I am the chime before the monorail door"

Front page material!

 

[BigTex71]

"give me your spare tires, your pork
your puddled gasses yearning to break free
the detailed spreadsheets of a disney dork
Send these, the disdads leftovers to me
I am the chime before the monorail door"

Front page material!

Seconded!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

"give me your spare tires, your pork
your puddled gasses yearning to break free
the detailed spreadsheets of a disney dork
Send these, the disdads leftovers to me
I am the chime before the monorail door"

 

[IamTrike]

Front page material!

Seconded!

Thank you all. Huzzah! validation that I spent my time wisely at work today.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

THOSE who have taught, or love children who have been taught, know this is funny!


From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher

My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
"Look at this! It ' s a frickin ' elephant!"

I took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?"

"It ' s a frickin ' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...

" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain ' t it wonderful?
Now that ' s funny, I don ' t care who you are.

 

[Grooovertoo]

"give me your spare tires, your pork
your puddled gasses yearning to break free
the detailed spreadsheets of a disney dork
Send these, the disdads leftovers to me
I am the chime before the monorail door"

Call it a day young man...you did good!!!


By the way, you need to bring back your old signature, who cares what the big guys say!

It ' s a frickin ' elephant!"

I took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?"

"It ' s a frickin ' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...

" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain ' t it wonderful?
Now that ' s funny, I don ' t care who you are.

That is great!!!

 

[wasnotafan]

It's comforting to know that folks searching for "bacon" on the disboards will find our thread.

Don added bacon as a tag word!

Great job Don! <----- thumb

What about zombies, ninja, fart and Dole whip? That should about cover it.

 

[IamTrike]

What about zombies, ninja, fart and Dole whip? That should about cover it.

"Ninja" is probably already there. You just can't see it.

 

[afwdwfan]

What about zombies, ninja, fart and Dole whip? That should about cover it.

Shouldn't platypus be on there too?

 

[theduck619]

Hey guys! I was in the car for 8 hours today. The crappy thing is I amno closer to Disney then when I left the house this morning

 

[DisDadDoc]

Hey guys! I was in the car for 8 hours today. The crappy thing is I amno closer to Disney then when I left the house this morning

Dislike!

 

[Turkey Lurkey]

I always used to think Packers fans were among the most knowledgeable around... Then we see him take the Packers D in the first round and Barry took Brett Favre in the last round.

Speaking of misguided Wisconsonites, did I ever mention I had a bit part in a movie?

The Godfather of Green Bay


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[AirGoofy]

"give me your spare tires, your pork
your puddled gasses yearning to break free
the detailed spreadsheets of a disney dork
Send these, the disdads leftovers to me
I am the chime before the monorail door"

Bravo. Fourthded. Front page material.