He is everywhere! He came to my brother's house when he'd have an LSU game party, and he always had me cracking up. Have you ever met his wife, Jenny? She's sweet.
YOU want a mohawk??

I think your hair is just fine how it is.
Oooh, FIJI water huh? Princess
OMGosh, I wouldn't call the POLICE, but a BAT? Yikes. Too funny about her DH and the baton!!
Yeah yeah. Where's my money, fool???
OH MY GOSH, I would freak out!!!! Imagine if you were driving and that happened? I told my family that if I ever get into a wreck by myself, you can bet a spider was crawling on me.
That reminds me, about 5 years ago I went with my sister to the orthodontist and I sat in the car while she went in and got her braces tightened. She came out to find me outside of the car with the door wide open. She was like, what the heck are you doing?
There was a litte NEON green spider, I mean seriously bright, he crawled from the dashboard. It scared me, but nothing was worse than what happened about 2 years ago. I still get chills thinking about it.
I was sitting at the computer in pajama pants one day. I was probably there for about an hour or so. Well, I go upstairs and take off my pants to chance, when I see a flash of brown on them as they're going down. I was like, OMG no no no, don't let that be a spider. I built up the courage to lift my pants up and a freakin HUGE BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER was on my pants!!! WHILE I was wearing them. Who knows for how long?? AND they're poisonous. Look them up if you don't know what they are.
I seriously stood there in my underwear for at least 15 minutes saying OMG OMG OMG. I had to get my sisters boyfriend to come get it (after I got dressed, of course! LOL)
But that day still haunts me.