Day 8: December 11th The last straw
Saturday night was a pretty restless night for me. We were up and down all night, and didnt get much sleep at all. I spent my hours awake trying to decide whether to go ahead and go to the ER or if I was just wimping on a little sore throat. As you can tell by now, I dont want to give up on the Disney Dream, but it became enough is enough about 6 am. I awoke scared

because I was having problems breathing again. My throat was completely swollen shut and I headed for the bathroom area to attempt a warm salt water gargle to open it up a little. By now Chad has taken the litocain solution because it is not helping and we have a feeling I may have a mild allergy to it. Each time after I use it my throat has been getting worse, so warm salt water is the only option left. Chad woke up and checked on me a few times, but stubborn me swore I was ok and sent him back to bed. I spent the next 3 hours in the bathroom and lying in bed trying to drink/gargle/spit. I had a full blown case of the glue mouth and nothing was easing it up. At 9:30 am I decided to try to call the doctor again, while trying to be as quite as possible; because the least I could do for Chad was let him get some sleep after this disaster so far. This did not work out because I had almost no voice whatsoever. I was screaming into the phone and the receptionist still couldnt hear me. I woke up Chad at 10 am and signed to him what was going on; he called the dr. and set up an appointment to come back out to the room again. He was not going to let me get away with not seeing a doctor for another day and was very concerned because my skin had taken a yellowish tone.
By now we were deciding on trying to get a flight back home today, a quick check with the airline and we couldnt get a flight home until Tuesday afternoon and at quite a pretty penny, too. Our original tickets were for Wednesday, so there was no way I was spending that kind of dough to get home 1 day earlier. Within 15 more miserable minutes and some frantic calculations, I decided I definately wanted to go home. It would be cheaper to drive home than have the doctor come out again. Home is in Virginia a good 12+ hour drive. I wanted to go see my own doctor and be miserable in my own house for a while before I had to return to work at the end of the week. Only one problem with this plan was we didnt have a car. I started looking thru the UoG and phonebook for rental car companies. We live in a relatively small city and rental places are limited. Every company we contacted didnt have a car for 1 way travel. I finally got a hold of Hertz and they had a car. We reserved it and I contacted the front desk. Chad called the doctor back and cancelled my appointment. We were checking out 4 days early. It was 11 am by now, normal checkout time. Chad and I frantically started throwing clothes into our suitcases and called my cousin at home to get directions on how to get home. I hopped in the shower, and we were packed and ready to go by 11:45 am. World record for us, but I was ready to go!
Of course when we arrived at the front desk it was absolutely packed, I stood in line to check out since the reservations were in my name and Chad worked on getting a cab to take us to the airport. The great CM at the front desk looked taken aback by my state but was very helpful and immediately got us checked out and on our way. The line for concierge services was huge and I had dinner reservations that evening and reservations for breakfast at Cindys on Wednesday that needed to be cancelled. I couldnt stand any longer as I was too exhausted. I decided that I would try to call 407-WDW-DINE asap to cancel the ADRs. As soon as we stepped outside the skies opened up and it started to pour down rain.

Good, the weather matched my mood: miserable!

Bell services called a cab and about 10 minutes later we were on our way. I have never ever ridden in a cab before so this was a first for me. I always had heard that cab rides were expensive, but I was intrigued by the little timer/counter thing. There are literally only 2 cab companies in the city we live in and you dont see them in use often. On the way to the airport my cousin read me directions from the internet and I jotted them down just in case we got lost on our way home. Since I still wasnt able to say more than a word at a time I knew calling dining to cancel my ADRs was out of the question, so I texted the ressie numbers to my cousin and she called and took care of canceling. By the time we arrived to the airport our little cab ride was nearing $50.

Our cab driver pulled up and asked an airport attendant where the Hertz counter was and the attendant said that Hertz wasnt located at the airport, which puzzled me. That is what the Hertz people had told me, I didnt understand what was wrong now.

Since we had already spent $50 and were at the airport, Chad and I were a little skeptical about the attendants directions so we went ahead and got out of the cab and collected our luggage. We entered the airport and searched for the rental car counters. We luckily found them and Chad settled me in with our entire luggage as he went off to find Hertz. Chad wasnt gone 2 minutes and I saw him coming back and waving at me to look out the windows. Exactly behind me was a Hertz shuttle to take us the office. Yeah! This was the best luck we had all day. We boarded the shuttle and in less than 5 minutes we arrived at Hertz. We were greeted with a small line so I made a beeline for some chairs and tried to stay alert while Chad got our car. I felt like we were at Hertz forever. I sat and contemplated how long before we would arrive home and hoping that our ERs 25 minutes guarantee would be still in effect. A really nice salesman that was working at the counter for timeshares came over and tried to talk to me, but he kept looking at me like I had two heads. It must have been when I opened my mouth and croaked going home and sick that scared him. By 1:30 pm we were all packed in the car and ready to go. Hertz had also given Chad a map and directions to get out of Orlando, which turned out to work quite well. The car we got was a Mazda 6 and it was really cute and I would have probably enjoyed it if I werent so sick. I tried to keep my eyes open and help him, but it was getting harder by the minute. By the time we were out of Orlando I was laying down trying to sleep. I didnt get much sleep and since swallowing was still out of the question, I was back to spitting in a bottle.
It continued to rain as we drove thru Georgia and Chad stopped to get a bite to eat. McDonalds never looked or smelled so good to me, but there was no way I could eat anything. My grumbly tummy would have loved some, but I kept praying I would just make it home to the hospital and maybe tomorrow I could drink and eat again. My neck and back were so stiff and painful that I couldnt get comfortable and when I was able to sleep it was out of pure exhaustion. My ears were hurting again and my neck swollen, so laying my head down in any position wasnt all that great anyway. We drove pretty much straight through in the rain. Nearing South Carolina Chads mom called to check on us and reminded us to be careful as the mountains on the way home were expecting snow. I though just great, Im never going to get home, then we contemplated heading to the hospital in Asheville instead of home. Its only about 1 ½ hours from home, so at least we would be closer than in Orlando, but luckily as we neared the NC mountains it was still rainy and in the upper 30s, so no snow.

We didnt stop again until we were on the TN side of Asheville at a rest area. By now it was midnight and cold. While Chad took a break I wondered around (ok really I was just standing outside, spitting, which meant no bottle, gross but its the best I could do (its funny how small things could make me so happy)) and it hit me that I hadnt had to stop to use the bathroom once all day. For me 1 1/2 hours is a small miracle, much less 10+. I mentioned this to Chad and it clicked

that my tight skin and yellowish tint could have been a sign of dehydration. Like I didnt have enough problems already! I hadnt had more than 6 oz water the day before and no more than 2 oz today. I climbed back in the car and tried to sleep some more and wondered if the hospital beds were going to be comfortable.
We arrived at our hospital at 1:15 am. Not bad, that means we made it in less than 12 hours. Chad must have been speeding when I wasnt paying attention. Upon arriving in the ER I checked in and had to attempt to describe my symptoms while Chad parked the car. I was yelling as loud as I could and I sounded like a whispering croaking frog. The nurses dont understand my simple pitiful sign language and luckily Chad arrived to interpret. My temperature was 100.1, but I felt quite good at this point, fever wise, I am pretty confident at times during the drive it was higher. My blood pressure was a little high, but not enough for them to be really concerned. After about a 10 minute wait I was taken back to a room. My mom (a former nurse for 20 years) arrived to check me out and wanted to of course know the story as well. She was happy to hear it from Chad, no talking for me! Another nurse arrived and kept asking me questions again. Chad tried interpreting, but for some reason they wanted to hear me try to croak and sign it out instead. The doctor finally arrived and (surprise) here come the questions again! After a quick check of my ears and my throat, some aaahhh and hmmm- ing,

the doctor diagnoses me with a tonsillar abscess. He gave me a shot of antibiotics and a shot of steroids. Unfortunately the shots could not be given in my arms like I hoped (think lower....much lower)

. Like most people I am not fond of needles and wasnt to keen on getting stuck multiple times, but I was in so much pain and agony that they could have said they would have to give me 10 shots and I would have been all for it. I start to feel a little better and woozy after a few minutes.
Then the doctor breaks it to me that they are going to stick a needle in my throat and drain this thing. Excuse me? Needle IN MY throat?!

I dont think so. This guy is nuts. So he sends in a tech that keeps spraying this cold, nasty tasting numbing stuff in my throat. It tasted like bananas. I hate bananas. They are the second worst food on the planet, right behind mayonnaise. So the tech, Chad and my mom keep laughing

at me gagging over the bananas spray. Im glad its funny to someone, sure isnt to me! After 20 or so minutes the doctor comes back in with a huge needle and syringe. I am looking at it thinking this guy has lost his mind if he really thinks that I am going to let him poke around my tonsils with that. Really he needs to be admitted to the Looney-bin.

I guess the medicine (still dont think it was antibiotics, but hey it was good, so I wont complain) must have kicked in, and my defenses were worn down, so I caved and prepared for the worst. Another squirt of the rotten banana spray and we were ready to go. Supposedly the rotten bananas were to numb me, well I hate to break it to the doctor, but he might want to try another fruit, the bananas suck.
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I felt the needle stick in and wanted to scream

(and punch the doctor). He drained a near full syringe of puss and infection out of the abscess. I only caught a glimpse of the syringe about 90% full of neon almost glowish yellow fluid, but Chad and mom were looking quite green.

It takes quite a bit to make my mom sick, so I was shocked. As soon as the doctor pulled out the needle I began gagging and spitting massive amounts of blood, which the doctor seems to think was normal. I quickly filled two bedpans with blood and a dark brown (almost black) gooey looking spit mixture before it stopped. The vomiting that followed was certainly unpleasant and still full of blood, but deemed normal. This only lasted for about 5 minutes and I was finally given some water

to rinse and spit some more. This spitting stuff is getting old and fast. I am ready for this to be over!
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The doctor sent me home with some pain pills, high dose antibiotics, and some steroids. I was particularly happy with the rules the nurse gave me which was lots of rest which included no housework!

I also had strict orders to return to the ER asap if I began throwing up blood again. We walked out of the hospital at 2:45 am and were greeted by falling snow with the ground already covered. Chad was relieved that the snow held off until now and took me home and put me to bed. It was the first night I was able to sleep more than a few hours at a time in a few days and it was just great.
So this is how my long awaited once in a lifetime Disney in December trip ended. Horrible I know, but I was just happy to not be admitted to the hospital and I had hope that when I woke up the next day I would be better. I think of all the things I wanted to and planned to do and didnt get to and it makes me want to cry. So are you waiting on the happy ending I promised so long ago? Its coming,I promise! Tommarrow.....