Monday's jokes of the day...

[olena]

LOL.......Thanks, Laura!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Great idea!!!!!

 

[olena]

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!

 

[dmadman43]

So, a man and his wife own a Chinese restaurant. One day at closing time two of his friends come by and ask him to go out drinking with them. He reluctantly agrees. After carousing all night he finally stumbles in about 4:00 am. He climbs into bed, snuggles up to his wife and says "Hey baby, how about a little 69?"

He wife wakes up turns to him and says: "You creep! You go out drinking all night. Stay out 'tll 4:00 in the morning. Come home drunk. Now you want me go downstairs and make Mongolian Beef with Snow Peas?!!!"

 

[EROS]

SUITE, what happened to your plan to post your daily jokes on ONE THREAD???? ..........

 

[SuiteDisney]

It was decided by the powers that be that I could post jokes separately.

 

[antnee]

Funny

 

[Amusement Park Junkie]

BUMPER STICKERS

I brake for no apparent reason.

Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy.

Born free...Taxed to death

Rehab is for quitters.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

i suport publik edekashun.

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

Caution: I drive like you do.