Subject: FW: For married guys and those who plan to be married
Dear TECHNICAL SUPPORT:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Boys Night 2.5 and Monday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run some of my other favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks, A Troubled User
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-- Dear USER:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by
its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden
operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed
to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your
manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to
alleviate software augmentation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself,
I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for
faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR because ultimately you
will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system
will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
recommit Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support
