RachelNinja
Sometimes I'd rather live in VMK than in real life
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Best Vocabulary Sentence
This isn't a typical installment about how I incorporate Disney into my lesson plans, but it's kind of the reverse! One of the homework assignments for the 8th grade this past week in English Language Arts was to write sentences with the new set of vocabulary words. I wanted to share a few of the funny ones, but I have to preface it first.
My students know that I have a boyfriend because I've talked about him last year during Bible class when they were in 7th grade. We openly shared with each other in that class on top of the whole taking notes and taking tests thing. That meant that I opened up to them about parts of my personal life. I never told them his name, however, but one girl randomly blurted out, "Is his name Kevin?" Then another girl said, "No, his name is Paul!" I responded and said that his name was actually "Kevin Paul." It stuck, and now it's so easy to refer to Weird as Kevin Paul in school.
Just a week or two ago, however, the "Kevin" girl found out Weird's real name (didn't realize that my students could access my profile pictures due to the "Friends of Friends" setting I had). I don't mind if the 8th grade knows because they're the class I know the most since I've had them since 6th grade (total of 9 classes including 2 this year!).
All of that just to explain some of the sentences they wrote on their homework! I do replace my name with Miss Ninja instead of my real last name, and I do the same for Weird.
The scant amount of food Miss Ninja has every day makes her wish she had a gallbladder.
I had a cholecystectomy 2 years ago, and I mentioned my struggles with not understanding God's will when I dealt with health issues.
Kevin Paul used his cudgel to fight off the evil ogres.
Haha, cuz I'd be frozen in fear, so he'd have to fight them!
My singing voice is far from mellifluous, but when Miss Ninja and Kevin Paul sing, angels vomit flowers (in a good way).
They know that the two of us lead worship together at church.
As much as Kevin Paul tried to apologize, Miss Ninja ignored him as she peevishly wiped the pie off her face.
Hehe, I was annoyed because it was pie and not an apple turnover from Main Street Bakery! Haha, I really want to try one this year.
"Honey, I'm home," Kevin Paul languidly said to his wife, Mrs. Weird.
Though he may be tired from work in the future, it'd be one day closer to our next Disney trip!
Lastly, here's the BEST sentence of them all!
Because Miss Ninja was languidly walking in the Florida weather in Walt Disney World, Kevin Paul gave her a Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream bar.
How perfect is this sentence?!? I absolutely loved it once I read it. Combining my love for Weird + my love for Disney + my love for well-written sentences, hehe. Of course, Weird and I are both lactose intolerant and can't actually have a Mickey ice cream bar, but maybe we'll just replace ice cream with Dole Whip!
This isn't a typical installment about how I incorporate Disney into my lesson plans, but it's kind of the reverse! One of the homework assignments for the 8th grade this past week in English Language Arts was to write sentences with the new set of vocabulary words. I wanted to share a few of the funny ones, but I have to preface it first.
My students know that I have a boyfriend because I've talked about him last year during Bible class when they were in 7th grade. We openly shared with each other in that class on top of the whole taking notes and taking tests thing. That meant that I opened up to them about parts of my personal life. I never told them his name, however, but one girl randomly blurted out, "Is his name Kevin?" Then another girl said, "No, his name is Paul!" I responded and said that his name was actually "Kevin Paul." It stuck, and now it's so easy to refer to Weird as Kevin Paul in school.
Just a week or two ago, however, the "Kevin" girl found out Weird's real name (didn't realize that my students could access my profile pictures due to the "Friends of Friends" setting I had). I don't mind if the 8th grade knows because they're the class I know the most since I've had them since 6th grade (total of 9 classes including 2 this year!).
All of that just to explain some of the sentences they wrote on their homework! I do replace my name with Miss Ninja instead of my real last name, and I do the same for Weird.
The scant amount of food Miss Ninja has every day makes her wish she had a gallbladder.
I had a cholecystectomy 2 years ago, and I mentioned my struggles with not understanding God's will when I dealt with health issues.
Kevin Paul used his cudgel to fight off the evil ogres.
Haha, cuz I'd be frozen in fear, so he'd have to fight them!
My singing voice is far from mellifluous, but when Miss Ninja and Kevin Paul sing, angels vomit flowers (in a good way).
They know that the two of us lead worship together at church.
As much as Kevin Paul tried to apologize, Miss Ninja ignored him as she peevishly wiped the pie off her face.
Hehe, I was annoyed because it was pie and not an apple turnover from Main Street Bakery! Haha, I really want to try one this year.
"Honey, I'm home," Kevin Paul languidly said to his wife, Mrs. Weird.
Though he may be tired from work in the future, it'd be one day closer to our next Disney trip!
Lastly, here's the BEST sentence of them all!
Because Miss Ninja was languidly walking in the Florida weather in Walt Disney World, Kevin Paul gave her a Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream bar.
How perfect is this sentence?!? I absolutely loved it once I read it. Combining my love for Weird + my love for Disney + my love for well-written sentences, hehe. Of course, Weird and I are both lactose intolerant and can't actually have a Mickey ice cream bar, but maybe we'll just replace ice cream with Dole Whip!