Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[AnnaTink]

Not to mention that we ALL know that not only would the dome over Disney World capture all the moisture and recycle it, but with it they can control the weather...

I wish I could believe people make these things up, but on a previous trip I have been in a shop in MGM (as it was then) sheltering from a brief shower and overheard someone tell their friend that they had heard that Disney turned the rain on everyday to get people to buy more stuff!

(always meant to post that but never got round to it)

 

[Enchanted]

I wish I could believe people make these things up, but on a previous trip I have been in a shop in MGM (as it was then) sheltering from a brief shower and overheard someone tell their friend that they had heard that Disney turned the rain on everyday to get people to buy more stuff!

(always meant to post that but never got round to it)

 

[Lovin' Lorne]

this reminds me of one that's still used in our house.

Also in Animal Kingdom, we were watching the cotton top monkeys for some time..up rushes this 10 year old girl "O MY GOD, I LOVE MONKEYS!!"... takes one picture and rushes off again

Ever since then if someone has a real short attention span it's "I LOVE MONKEYs"

That's a good one too! I'll have to be sure to tell my hubby. What is it about young girls and monkeys?

 

[ntsammy5]

"Yes and it cost just short of 1 million dollars. When we get out of here we're going to go have their heads shellacked."

 

[NJRRK]

What is it about young girls and monkeys?

The remind the girls of little boys

 

[MinnieMaddie]

This isn't something I've overheard, but something my dad - who just loves to crack up (and embarrass) his kids did at the Magic Kingdom.

We had all been waiting to enter the park one morning before opening, with quite a crowd of people. Everyone was getting a little cranky and there was a little pushing up to the front.

When they finally opened the park, my dad (who somehow got towards the front of the line) ran through and did this huge run and leap of joy high into the air, ala Chevy Chase at Wally World.

We just died laughing. And so did most of the people entering the park.

The funniest part was that my dad had to sit down and catch his breath after the big leap.

We still crack up over it.

 

[mainstreetmickey]

I heard this while sitting and enjoying a beer on my honeymoon...

"Where in the $#%& do they find chickens with legs that big?"

It was the first and only time in my laugh I had a real "spit take"...

 

[MomNeedsVacay]

This isn't something I've overheard, but something my dad - who just loves to crack up (and embarrass) his kids did at the Magic Kingdom.

We had all been waiting to enter the park one morning before opening, with quite a crowd of people. Everyone was getting a little cranky and there was a little pushing up to the front.

When they finally opened the park, my dad (who somehow got towards the front of the line) ran through and did this huge run and leap of joy high into the air, ala Chevy Chase at Wally World.

We just died laughing. And so did most of the people entering the park.

The funniest part was that my dad had to sit down and catch his breath after the big leap.

We still crack up over it.

VACATION is my favorite movie. I love Chevy Chase...

 

[pkondz]

This isn't something I've overheard, but something my dad - who just loves to crack up (and embarrass) his kids did at the Magic Kingdom.

We had all been waiting to enter the park one morning before opening, with quite a crowd of people. Everyone was getting a little cranky and there was a little pushing up to the front.

When they finally opened the park, my dad (who somehow got towards the front of the line) ran through and did this huge run and leap of joy high into the air, ala Chevy Chase at Wally World.

We just died laughing. And so did most of the people entering the park.

The funniest part was that my dad had to sit down and catch his breath after the big leap.

We still crack up over it.

 

[Shmu]

This isn't something I've overheard, but something my dad - who just loves to crack up (and embarrass) his kids did at the Magic Kingdom.

We had all been waiting to enter the park one morning before opening, with quite a crowd of people. Everyone was getting a little cranky and there was a little pushing up to the front.

When they finally opened the park, my dad (who somehow got towards the front of the line) ran through and did this huge run and leap of joy high into the air, ala Chevy Chase at Wally World.

We just died laughing. And so did most of the people entering the park.

The funniest part was that my dad had to sit down and catch his breath after the big leap.

We still crack up over it.

I needed a good laugh this morning and this did it. Thanks.

 

[jetienne]

Crush: (has gone around rock and comes out with a bikini top) "Squirt (his sone) wants to know what this thing is. Do any of you dudes know?

Kid in audience: I know! That's a Bra!

Maybe not the funniest comment on this thread, but we all had a good laugh!

HAHAHAHA, omg i cant stop laughing! kids just say the FUNNIEST things!!!

 

[jetienne]

ok..so this isnt exactly a comment
but it was an experience at WDW. also, let me just say that it isn't my experience...i just saw this on youtube and died of laughter!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGN0CbX2AI

 

[BoosGram]

Overheard Wednesday at the Carousel of Progress: "Looks like Tomorrowland has turned into Yesterdayland."

 

[froggygrrrl]

Yay, I finally have something to contribute!

We had lunch at Tusker House a couple of weeks ago. Our seating was right when they opened for lunch hours and someone forgot to replace one of food description signs from breakfast. One bowl had some form of couscous and another bowl had something else that was similar. The sign left over from breakfast, however, said that the offerings were Frosted Flakes and Raisin Bran.

As I was standing there, a woman came over, looked at the bowls and then said, "Do you know what this is?" I replied (obviously joking), "Well, judging by the sign, one is frosted flakes and the other is raisin bran!"

The woman looked at me and said (in all seriousness), "Oh, I would have thought that it was rice or something." And then she just walked away!

There really was no way to confuse what was in those bowls with breakfast cereal.

 

[Narnian_Princess]

I heard some things yesterday, but they weren't really funny-funny, more like funny-strange.

While in line for Spaceship Earth, I overheard this interesting snippet of conversation from a mother to her approximately-9yo girl. The mom said, "...and the egg couldn't travel down the tube in the right amount of time... and so I had to get the tubes taken out of me. Does that make a little more sense to you now?" Interesting conversation while in line for Spaceship Earth...

While outside Buzz Lightyear:

Woman: This isn't a roller coaster, is it?
Man: I think it is.
Woman: I thought this was the one that just drives around.
Man: No wait, I think this is the one that flies. Yeah, this is the one that flies.
Woman: Okay.

This month, Annual Passholders can receive a special free lithograph at each park for the Year of a Million Dreams. You must have a coupon, and the coupon states that you also have to show your AP and your photo ID. At the Art of Disney store in Epcot, I was walking toward the counter as an irate woman brushed past me. She was muttering to her husband: "Photo ID! I have to have a photo ID! As if getting into the park wasn't hard enough!"

 

[princesskelz]

ok..so this isnt exactly a comment
but it was an experience at WDW. also, let me just say that it isn't my experience...i just saw this on youtube and died of laughter!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGN0CbX2AI

LMAO!!!!!
i saw that and i watched it over and over and over again

 

[DisneyGirlie]

Overheard Wednesday at the Carousel of Progress: "Looks like Tomorrowland has turned into Yesterdayland."

That's hilarious.

 

[stellablue]

While waiting a long time for the MK bus at the AKL bus stop (I think we had just missed one), a very wealthy/fancy looking woman flagged down a bus that showed for a different park and offered to pay the bus driver money if he would change his route and take her to the MK instead. She was quite serious! The bus driver declined of course. The woman was polite about it and sat back down, but boy did she make the people around her mad for holding up that bus!!

 

[stellablue]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

I think this one is my favorite so far!

 

[TSMAMI]

I think this one is my favorite so far!

me too