Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Praise2Him]

One other - not Disney related but it was at the airport on our way home - I was in Borders and overheard a woman complaining to her companion about the lack of new books coming out because of the writers strike..........

Now THAT'S funny! I love it!

 

[stephgly]

I think the best sayings were when we got to talk to the characters.

We were at ToonTown visiting the Princesses. My 13 year old daughter was talking to Belle. Belle asked her if she liked to read. My DD said "I love to read." Belle asked her what her favorite book was. My DD told her the Twilight series. Belle said she hadn't heard of that and said, "What's that about?" My DD said, "it's a series about vampires!" Belle said, "Oh dear. I think that's a book for Beast!" lol DD told her it was a love story and it wasn't scarey. We laughed about how Belle reacted!

Another one was when we were visiting with Alice and MadHatter. All of my girls had their sunglasses flipped up on their heads. 13DD had her mouse ears on top of her head. Alice and MadHatter whispered to each other about how the girls had to have 2 sets of eyes. "Their mother must have extra eyes as well. I have heard that moms have 2 sets of eyes," Alice said. Alice also said that 13DD must have an extra set of ears because she can't hear her parents talking to her.

 

[pampam]

Ermm.. I don't get it. Is it a pun that I'm missing here? Or a reference to something Disney that I'm just not getting? Explain please... and then I'm sure I'll feel dumb... but that's ok.

The scene right after the plane crash is the animatronic hippos.

 

[Enchanted]

Anyway.......on the bus a lady was talking on her cell phone and she was complaining how busy the party had been boy she'd hate it in the summer

She then continued by saying that due to the unseasonably warm weather Splash Mountain had run dry and wasn't working. She was insisting to whoever she was speaking to that it wasn't being refurbed but had actually run dry because of the heat - again I'd hate her to be there in the summer

WOW. Talk about clueless!

I totally forgot this one from a few years back...

We're in the bus line at Magic Kingdom to go back to CBR. A little kid, maybe 5 or so, was none too happy to be going back to the room for a rest in the middle of the day - having to leave MK. He said, "I'm holding my breath 'til we go back in [to MK]!" His mom crosses her arms and leans back against the rail and watches him. He holds his breath with big puffy cheeks - as dramatic as possible. A fair amount of time later, he's still going. We're all watching around him. His mom, very calmly, reaches toward him and pinches his nose shut with her fingers. The kid's eyes got a little bigger and he lets out is breath all at once.

Funny enough, he didn't get mad. He just stared at his mom for a couple of seconds and started swinging on the rail like nothing happened. You go Mom!

That's so funny! I agree, that mom was awesome!

Another one was when we were visiting with Alice and MadHatter. All of my girls had their sunglasses flipped up on their heads. 13DD had her mouse ears on top of her head. Alice and MadHatter whispered to each other about how the girls had to have 2 sets of eyes. "Their mother must have extra eyes as well. I have heard that moms have 2 sets of eyes," Alice said. Alice also said that 13DD must have an extra set of ears because she can't hear her parents talking to her.

That is why Alice and Mad Hatter are quite possibly my FAVORITE face characters. They're just so darn funny!

 

[JustMickey]

I think the best sayings were when we got to talk to the characters.

We were at ToonTown visiting the Princesses. My 13 year old daughter was talking to Belle. Belle asked her if she liked to read. My DD said "I love to read." Belle asked her what her favorite book was. My DD told her the Twilight series. Belle said she hadn't heard of that and said, "What's that about?" My DD said, "it's a series about vampires!" Belle said, "Oh dear. I think that's a book for Beast!" lol DD told her it was a love story and it wasn't scarey. We laughed about how Belle reacted!

Another one was when we were visiting with Alice and MadHatter. All of my girls had their sunglasses flipped up on their heads. 13DD had her mouse ears on top of her head. Alice and MadHatter whispered to each other about how the girls had to have 2 sets of eyes. "Their mother must have extra eyes as well. I have heard that moms have 2 sets of eyes," Alice said. Alice also said that 13DD must have an extra set of ears because she can't hear her parents talking to her.

How awesome! Those were some really great character experiences!

 

[3guysandagal]

She then continued by saying that due to the unseasonably warm weather Splash Mountain had run dry and wasn't working. She was insisting to whoever she was speaking to that it wasn't being refurbed but had actually run dry because of the heat - again I'd hate her to be there in the summer

I cant help but think that sometimes CM's plant little seeds in guests minds!
I have heard them say a few things that caused me to doubletake and then REALIZE they were joking.....but some people.....you just have to wonder.
And then add to the above (hey! it could happen!), Florida in the winter to a person that has never been out of Alaska in their life, it'd be pretty warm!
But I doubt it.

 

[Mazz]

Last year our 2 yr daughter had a private meet and greet with Cinderella thanks to the "Dream Squad". Cinderella asks her if she had just arrived from her castle in a carraige and my our daughter told her matter of factly that no that she didn't have a castle, she lived in a house, and that she flew down on a plane. It's not that funny in writing but Cinderella had to do everything she could to stop from laughing as my wife and I, the photographer and the other CM's could not stop laughing for several minutes.

 

[marivaid]

Firstly I LOVE this thread - it really cheers me up

Finally I have my own contribution!! (This may be one of those 'you had to be there' types but I'll go for it anyway )

We were on the bus after the P&PP on Feb 5th -and it has to be said the party was fantastic - we walked on all rides, got spots to watch the parade and fireworks on Main Street only minutes before they were due to start - the park was one of the emptiest I've seen it - (this is relevant, honest ).

Anyway.......on the bus a lady was talking on her cell phone and she was complaining how busy the party had been boy she'd hate it in the summer

She then continued by saying that due to the unseasonably warm weather Splash Mountain had run dry and wasn't working. She was insisting to whoever she was speaking to that it wasn't being refurbed but had actually run dry because of the heat - again I'd hate her to be there in the summer

(Yeah, I know you probs had to be there but hey )

One other - not Disney related but it was at the airport on our way home - I was in Borders and overheard a woman complaining to her companion about the lack of new books coming out because of the writers strike..........

These are all hilarious !!
Last one made me spit Coke all over my screen

 

[Karmel96]

This is what was said when my family was at Turtle Talk w/Crush (not said by either of my kids, but cute and funny just the same):

Crush: (has gone around rock and comes out with a bikini top) "Squirt (his sone) wants to know what this thing is. Do any of you dudes know?

Kid in audience: I know! That's a Bra!

(Laughter for about a minute or more, even from Crush!). His final response: Dude, isn't that what you call each other: "Hey Bro..." (Nice try Crush!)

Maybe not the funniest comment on this thread, but we all had a good laugh!

 

[DisDarling]

I had fun with Chip and Dale this past October and asked which one was Alvin and which one was Theodore- the reaction was priceless!!

 

[KorieDWnut]

haha...I had a post here but then decided to try to remove it as what I had responded to was old and over with....

But...do I have a funny comment to share..ummm...well, I was in Epcot once and heard someone say, I don't wanna be in Epcot, I want to go to DISNEY!

 

[EMom]

Thanks. I mean come on I thought it was funny and hi, again... she's only 5. She absolutely got in trouble for it being so rude what she had said, it was just commenting on how funny it was how she is too young to have her own personal filter from what her brother has apparently taught her. But you know what, if you're only 5 and have been out at Disney for hours and hours and someone ram's your bestfriend/sister in the back of the legs and doesn't apologize, you might get mad too. And when you're only 5, you don't know that a simple glare or "excuse me" is in order.

Why is anyone getting so irritated about this, if you don't think it's funny, don't laugh. Some of the stories on here I haven't felt all that funny but I didn't rudely comment on them. Please people, be nice.

The kid only said what a lot of people think when the stroller rammers do a hit and run. I know they are the minority, but they are a pain-causing minority and we know they exist. They use those strollers as battering rams to make you MOVE IT! From what the poster said, the stroller rammer hit a 5 y.o. with an EMPTY stroller and didn't apologize. I'd call that bad form. So the other 5 y.o., copying language she'd heard from an older brother, gave the adult rammer an earful. That was bad form too. But weighing out the two offenses, the stroller rammer comes off MUCH worse, IMHO. She's an adult and should know better than to ram a small child and not even bother to apologize. If she'd have rammed MY child and failed to apologize, she'd have gotten an earful from me, although the words "stick it where the sun don't shine" would not have been in that earful.

Come on, the poster said the child got in trouble for being rude, so it appears the situation was handled. Lighten up.

 

[doconeill]

She then continued by saying that due to the unseasonably warm weather Splash Mountain had run dry and wasn't working. She was insisting to whoever she was speaking to that it wasn't being refurbed but had actually run dry because of the heat - again I'd hate her to be there in the summer

Not to mention that we ALL know that not only would the dome over Disney World capture all the moisture and recycle it, but with it they can control the weather...

 

[FirstTimeCaller]

Our family was riding the ToT and there was a little girl (about 7 years old) riding for the first time. Everyone assured her that it would be fun. Well, during the first drop, amongst all the "aaaaaaaaahhhhh"s we heard the little girl yell out "SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!" Everyone in the "elevator" started cracking up laughing. It was just so weird to hear such an expression from such a young child. And used very appropriately, I might add.

 

[lovedoggies]

Im reading some of these right now with my mom she has a good one that my nephew, Cole said at Disneyland a few years ago.

He was about7 or 8 years old, at Disneyland with Grandma & Grandpa. He kept asking for 'things'. After a while Grandpa told him he didnt have any more money. So then a little while afterwards they were walking by the popcorn cart and Grandpa wanted some. SO he got in line and bought some. Cole, thinking Grandpa didn't have any money left, said to him "I cant believe you chumped me at Disneyland!"

 

[TDC Nala]

I am in line for the Buzz Lightyear ride. Ahead of me is a family - mom, dad, 2 daughters under 10. Daughters are wearing sweats but have the full Bibbity Bobbity hairdos with glitter and ornaments and everything. Someone else in line makes a comment on the older one's glam punk hairdo, nothing bad, just that they like her hair. Mom smiles and chats a bit. Dad glowers and chimes in with "Yes and it cost just short of 1 million dollars. When we get out of here we're going to go have their heads shellacked."

 

[SoccerDogWithEars]

I am in line for the Buzz Lightyear ride. Ahead of me is a family - mom, dad, 2 daughters under 10. Daughters are wearing sweats but have the full Bibbity Bobbity hairdos with glitter and ornaments and everything. Someone else in line makes a comment on the older one's glam punk hairdo, nothing bad, just that they like her hair. Mom smiles and chats a bit. Dad glowers and chimes in with "Yes and it cost just short of 1 million dollars. When we get out of here we're going to go have their heads shellacked."

They should've just gone to the Main Street barbershop. Can't you get funky hair done there for free? Or cheap?

 

[LittleFlounder]

I am in line for the Buzz Lightyear ride. Ahead of me is a family - mom, dad, 2 daughters under 10. Daughters are wearing sweats but have the full Bibbity Bobbity hairdos with glitter and ornaments and everything. Someone else in line makes a comment on the older one's glam punk hairdo, nothing bad, just that they like her hair. Mom smiles and chats a bit. Dad glowers and chimes in with "Yes and it cost just short of 1 million dollars. When we get out of here we're going to go have their heads shellacked."

I think THIS is the funniest comment I've read here yet! I completely sympathize with the dad!

 

[jjpenguin]

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We were at AK about three years ago or so, and a girl of about 12 ran past us at full tilt, pointing up and yelling over her shoulder at her family "REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE! REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE!!" I'm assuming that they were tired of animatronics?

this reminds me of one that's still used in our house.

Also in Animal Kingdom, we were watching the cotton top monkeys for some time..up rushes this 10 year old girl "O MY GOD, I LOVE MONKEYS!!"... takes one picture and rushes off again

Ever since then if someone has a real short attention span it's "I LOVE MONKEYs"

 

[AnnaTink]

I cant help but think that sometimes CM's plant little seeds in guests minds!
I have heard them say a few things that caused me to doubletake and then REALIZE they were joking.....but some people.....you just have to wonder.
And then add to the above (hey! it could happen!), Florida in the winter to a person that has never been out of Alaska in their life, it'd be pretty warm!
But I doubt it.

At first I did wonder, but she was deadly serious and SO insistant that there was nothing to say that the ride was being refurbed. I wonder if she got the idea as the drop was empty of water but there was still water in the bit after drop, as you go back round to get off the ride. I wonder if she just thought the slide had run dry Other than that, nope no excuse