It Disney, damn it. Why can't they do something that really blows everyone away?
I would be happy w more on the level of quality that the Enchanted Forest brought. It is so much more than just the SDMT. Let's look at what you don't like, and what most people do...
First off, SDMT. Come on. New half dark ride / half coaster that is appropriate for younger kids than Space Mtn and BTMRR. This was needed. Before you had to be 40" and 44" to ride these, now there is a 38" coaster! When you accept that this ride is
on purpose a tamer ride for younger kids than who rode BTMRR and SM, you see just how cool it is. If BTMRR was great for 4-9 year olds and SM for 5-9 year olds, SDMT is an awesome themed coaster that can be ridden by 3-9 year olds who will love it. Stop thinking they were trying to make a thrill ride for you and realize it was for kids like my DS3 and DD6 and you'll see just how cool it is.
Mermaid. I loved Mermaid. Someone commented about seeing the ceiling... I had no clue... I don't watch the ceiling, I was pretty amazed w the detail and animatronics. Nothing revolutionary, but for Little Mermaid fans (primarily girls 5-9) this ride is perfect. Again, not really for you.
Enchanted Tales. Strange experience. I didn't know what to expect, but after seeing my kids in it (who were 3, 6, 7, 11 at the time) it's pretty darn cool. That is if you have young kids who you want to see act out silly things and interact w Belle. I like this ride least of the 3 new experiences, only because it's something that I think I'll do once on a 3-MK-day vacation. I don't see doing it more than that. Thus, the replayability is light.
BOG. This is huge! MK needed a new restaurant, and this delivered in a big way. The theming, the bridge where you hang out, the waterfall, the castle, everything. Major score.
Gaston's. New Quick Service. Signature drink. Can hardly complain!
Prince Eric's. More Quick Service.
Shopping. Tons of new shops added themed to Beauty and Mermaid.
M&G with Ariel. Ok, I don't really need to see Ariel, but she's hugely popular, again, w that young girl crowd.
New rivers and waterfalls! Think about the landmoving that happened here. This was a ground-up earth-sculpting build! They have chasm's built and bridges that span those. It is such an in-depth build. People compare it to HP at Uni which is basically flat ground buildings... Not a comparison! They built chasms, rivers, bridges, waterfalls... on both sides of the paths, and a castle up on a mountain atop it all.
All this was done on basically the space of 20,000 leagues, and all done while the park was open!
None of this is really for you, so you seem to really dislike it, but it's Fantasyland. It's designed for little kids, and in that regard, it was a home run.
But if the sheer magnitude of the work done to make the Enchanted Forest as deep of a sculpted area as it is, then I really don't know what would impress you. I guess, it doesn't have a thrill ride, so it's not cool.
