Let me post a copy of what I am using here so you can all see what I concocted from the form letter and the blog post.
OK< here it is, it's long.
There are so many educational aspects at WDW.
Its teeming with history, geography, culture, science, math, economics, science and more!
Some things (Childs name) will learn about:
Epcot World Showcase: Children can explore the different cultures of the world in the 11 various World Showcase Pavilions of Canada, United Kingdom, France, Morocco, Italy, Germany, Japan, China, Norway, Mexico, and America.
My children will be able to learn about the architecture, languages, diet and dress of each country. They will also be able to talk to the cast members in each country. The World Showcase cast members are actually from the country in whose pavilion they work! They can learn about the flags, learn to say hello in each language, learn capitals and more!
after about 10 trips with my kids, I never taught, nor did my kids learn about the architecture of each country-and I studied arch in college
Neither did we say more than "hello" or "where in France are you from" to any CM in World showcase-they arent there to teach History-they are there to sell products, serve food etc
The exclamation marks make it more ridiculous
American History: Children can learn all about the U.S. Presidents by witnessing the The Hall of Presidents presentation at the Magic Kingdom. This show highlights every U.S. President from George Washington to current President Barack Obama.
You hear some of the Presidents names....you don't "Learn all about"-how silly
Epcot Future World: Children can learn about science by exploring Mission:Space. My children will have the chance to see and feel what it would be like to travel by rocket to Mars.
Most parents skip this ride due to most feel sick after the ride
The Living with the Land ride is an indoor boat ride through greenhouses full of plants and aquaculture tanks. Many of the plants that you see growing are used in the Garden Grill. The Seas with Nemo and Friends teach children about aquatic life and offers many exhibits for children to take part in. Children can view marine exhibits complete with dolphins and manatees. Spaceship Earth is a slow-moving ride in the big golf ball (as children call it) that uses Animatronics to teach about the history of communication.
Test Track lets children take part in a GM test vehicle as they zip around an indoor-outdoor track, learning what tests cars have to go through before they can be sold to the public.
I dont remember studying how cars are built or tested in all of grammar school
Disneys Animal Kingdom- What better place to learn about nature and conservation? This 110-acre theme park, the largest Disney theme park, features an African savanna and safari, up-close encounters with animals of all kinds as well as a Conservation Station, where children can learn about conservation efforts being made across the world as well as Disneys part in those efforts. Disneys Animal Kingdoms zoological operations are respected worldwide, but Disney keeps them fully hidden from its guests by man-made hills, rivers and rocks. Scientists are breeding endangered species, and on-site researchers are there studying animal behaviors. DAK is a member of the AZA (Association of Zoos and Aquariums).
Disney wants you to see the real world of animals, however, and not a zoo.
Most of the top zoos show animals in their native habitat-its a zoo-I'd never ask for an excused absense to take my kids to any zoo-why should this be an exception?
Economics: Children have the opportunity to learn about economics as well by managing his/her own spending money. Children are able to make budget decisions on how to spend their money.
Kids learn this daily with their allowance at home
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(Childs name) will also be learning about map reading by navigating in and to the different theme parks, as well as the resorts and water parks via the Disney bus system,
In all my many trip to WDW, I never had my child decide by which mode of transportation we were taking to what park & I doubt any parent of a young one would do this
sociological aspects of crowds including patterns and behavior,
Huh?
physics of the different rides,
Where do you learn this?
animation and the history of film,
and mathematics.
We believe this will be a wonderful and educational experience for the kids and hope you agree not to charge him with unexcused absences as a result. If it is possible for (childs name) to make arrangements to get any work that will be due while they are gone, please let us know as soon as possible. I am not sure if you want him to do the work before he goes or if we will just get a packet of work when he gets back.
Thank you for your attention to this. If you have any questions or need any further information, please feel free to contact me.
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This letter is WAY too long and states things to be learned that are simply NOT true.
I really feel this letter would be passed around for amusement
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