Dec 09 PTR The Molecular change is in full swing. pg40 the pink puppy

[JoJo1980]

YOu might know her, she's from your area

SUre you can have some of my crafting ability there you go, use as much as you want

Aha! so you and DH wear the ears! That's awesome! I love my ears, I plan to bring mine, but I also want to get another pair so I can change it up a bit each day. Marzi said she would wear ears too. Mom said she doesn't want to spend money on the ears. She thinks she won't use them again. I wear mine when I am working on my Disney scrapbook, it's for inspiration. I'm going to try and talk her into getting a pair anyway, she can always give them to Jazz when she's done. I'm not sure what Janis is going to do.

You and Kent crack me up The whole farting debate was sooo funny Probably because me and DH always have similar conversations Elegant arent we

She's from my area? Wow! Maybe I do know her then?

* catches pixie dust * Will let you know when I start feeling crafty and doing something amazing!

Yup, we always wear something - now I think about it though, it's normally just in MK I love that you wear yours whilst scrapbooking You are too cute!! Need to get mine out of the loft, i've got an urge to wear them whilst writing lists thanks to your inspiration

 

[Elevationist]

OMG... Ty... Can't breathe... too much laughing... and farting... holy crap...

Tonight, I am SO showing Ron all of those fart stories/conversations on the previous page.

And speaking of farting characters... In the theme parks, how bad do you think it must get for them when they are in costume and have to let one go? In their suit? I wonder if it makes it even hotter in there. I wonder if they can smell it through their big ol' heads. I wonder how often they have gas attacks while posing with pictures with unsuspecting families?

I think it I was standing there with Mickey for a photo and he suddenly cut the cheese (get it? "cut the cheese?" and he's a mouse? ), that would be totally worth the cost of the entire vacation right there.

 

[MadilynnsMomma]

You are a hoot!

Kudos to your mom for another great song!

 

[nic100308]

I don't think there is anything as disgusting and nasty but so hysterically funny as farting. I feel ya' on Kent's sleep farting. DH has woken me from a sound sleep with the stench that can seep out of his butt!!!! Not even kidding! The worst is when the dog lets one fly. Sometimes they're audible and she'll turn around and look behind her like "What the he!! was that!?!?"

 

[JoJo1980]

The worst is when the dog lets one fly. Sometimes they're audible and she'll turn around and look behind her like "What the he!! was that!?!?"

Our dog is EXACTLY the same!! But he'll turn around and look at us, as if to say 'ok, own up, who did it?' The worst one's are when you dont hear anything first, you dont have any kinda warning so you cant run away

 

[Elevationist]

Dog farts are pretty nasty, but it's been my experience that kitty farts are the real weapons of mass destruction. I'm not kidding. My little 12-pound cat can let loose with some gas that makes our dog's farts smell like rainbows and sunshine!

For real. Some of his farts force me to wonder if his butthole has turned into the Deathstar.

 

[disneyaddicted]

You and Kent crack me up The whole farting debate was sooo funny Probably because me and DH always have similar conversations Elegant arent we

Yup, we always wear something - now I think about it though, it's normally just in MK I love that you wear yours whilst scrapbooking You are too cute!! Need to get mine out of the loft, i've got an urge to wear them whilst writing lists thanks to your inspiration

I like to believe I am elegant. But I betcha even the Queen of England laughs at farts, maybe not publicly, but you know she does.
You gotta wear your ears in all the parks, it's the law!

OMG... Ty... Can't breathe... too much laughing... and farting... holy crap...

Tonight, I am SO showing Ron all of those fart stories/conversations on the previous page.

And speaking of farting characters... In the theme parks, how bad do you think it must get for them when they are in costume and have to let one go? In their suit? I wonder if it makes it even hotter in there. I wonder if they can smell it through their big ol' heads. I wonder how often they have gas attacks while posing with pictures with unsuspecting families?

I think it I was standing there with Mickey for a photo and he suddenly cut the cheese (get it? "cut the cheese?" and he's a mouse? ), that would be totally worth the cost of the entire vacation right there.

Eeeewww, those poor people in the costumes, farts mixed with B.O. and bad breath, that's got to be a hot steamy stenchy mess, I could hurl right now.
If I were next to a character and he cut the cheese I would totally lose it

You are a hoot!

Kudos to your mom for another great song!

She was quite proud of her latest song, I know however that she can do better, I'm just waiting for the master piece.

I don't think there is anything as disgusting and nasty but so hysterically funny as farting. I feel ya' on Kent's sleep farting. DH has woken me from a sound sleep with the stench that can seep out of his butt!!!! Not even kidding! The worst is when the dog lets one fly. Sometimes they're audible and she'll turn around and look behind her like "What the he!! was that!?!?"

Oim a laidy Oi am.
But I love a good fart to laugh at. Of course being a lady and all I don't fart.
Dog farts are funny because of the way they react to them.

Our dog is EXACTLY the same!! But he'll turn around and look at us, as if to say 'ok, own up, who did it?' The worst one's are when you dont hear anything first, you dont have any kinda warning so you cant run away

Yea, sure JoJo, blame it on the dog!

Dog farts are pretty nasty, but it's been my experience that kitty farts are the real weapons of mass destruction. I'm not kidding. My little 12-pound cat can let loose with some gas that makes our dog's farts smell like rainbows and sunshine!

For real. Some of his farts force me to wonder if his butthole has turned into the Deathstar.

Cats are stuck up, they think they are above us, so when my cat Chubby farted, I was like see, you aint so perfect, I swear to god he rolled his eyes at me.

 

[disneyaddicted]

Oh Lordy, my hubby Kent is 40

Yes, I totally took a picture of my husband getting a speeding ticket.

 

[MadilynnsMomma]

Oh my goodness! Only you (and maybe me...) would take a picture of your DH getting a ticket!

 

[Elevationist]

Yes, I totally took a picture of my husband getting a speeding ticket.

That is so eff'd up. I showed this to Ron and he died laughing.

Now I'm currently singing your mom's fart song to him. That's going over well.

 

[JoJo1980]

I like to believe I am elegant. But I betcha even the Queen of England laughs at farts, maybe not publicly, but you know she does.
You gotta wear your ears in all the parks, it's the law!

Yea, sure JoJo, blame it on the dog!

I've got such a funny imagine in my head right now

DH is always blaming the dog I own up to mine

Oh Lordy, my hubby Kent is 40

Yes, I totally took a picture of my husband getting a speeding ticket.

OMG!! Ty, that is just waaaay too funny

 

[Brave teacher]

WOW! Between the farting and taking pictures of Ron getting a speeding ticket, this has been one of the funniest SUnday mornings I have ever had.

 

[LOVEMY3KIDDOS]

Ok...had a lot of catching up to do!!! You are too funny!
Glad Marzi got her plane ticket!!!
Your first two days look good!
I feel like I have that fart conversation with my DH ALL THE TIME!
Can't wait to hear more!

 

[disneyaddicted]

Oh my goodness! Only you (and maybe me...) would take a picture of your DH getting a ticket!

This state trooper was so funny. He even laughed when Kent told him he wasn't speeding, he was just tying to get back on the lead lap.

That is so eff'd up. I showed this to Ron and he died laughing.

Now I'm currently singing your mom's fart song to him. That's going over well.

It's not eff'd up, it's the scrapbookers law, thou must scrapbook EVERYTHING
ROnis going to have that fart song stuck in his head now.

I've got such a funny imagine in my head right now

DH is always blaming the dog I own up to mine




OMG!! Ty, that is just waaaay too funny

Did you ever hear the joke about the Queen having a dinner party and she keeps fart and blaming it on the butler, finally he is standing right next to her and she cracks a real lous fart and says, "Geeves, stop that." and he answers back, "Yes, my lady, which way did it go?"

WOW! Between the farting and taking pictures of Kent getting a speeding ticket, this has been one of the funniest SUnday mornings I have ever had.

These past few posts have been so off topic, but it is bringingin the laughs.

Ok...had a lot of catching up to do!!! You are too funny!
Glad Marzi got her plane ticket!!!
Your first two days look good!
I feel like I have that fart conversation with my DH ALL THE TIME!
Can't wait to hear more!

Glad to know I am no tthe only one that has to deal with a DH butt rot.
I will be posting more of my plans soon.

 

[disneyaddicted]

Who is up for some food porn?

Steamed shrimp with Old Bay, steamed crab legs with Old Bay, fried Cod and fried oysters.
I don't eat oysters I just added it to the plate for the sake of the picture.
This was Ken't Birthday dinner that unfortunatley he had to make. I would have made him a birthday dinner, but he wanted something good, edible and that wouldn't send him to the hospital with horrible stomache pains. That was the nicest way he could tell me that I can't cook?
Reese made the biggest chocolate chip cookies, and they were so good, I didn't get any pictures of those, they didn't last that long.

 

[Elevationist]

Mmmm. Seafood. I love crab legs, my favorite!

Where I'm from there's a local dish called Lowcountry Boil, or Frogmore Stew. Basically, it just a big pot of shrimp, smoked sausage, potatoes, corn on the cob, whole carrots and onions, all cooked up with Old Bay. It all gets dumped onto a newspaper-covered table, then eaten until your pants pop. Sooo good.

 

[LOVEMY3KIDDOS]

Oh!!!! I loves me some seafood! Jen...can you say a Cape Cod Clambake????!!!! And a side of Chowda!!!!

 

[MadilynnsMomma]

MMMMmmm Seafood =

Cape. Cod. Clam. Bakes!!! (say it slowly, one word, one syllable at a time!) Are where it's at!!!! Shamus' boss has one every year for his close friends (yay for Shamus being one of em!) around the 4th of July. Steamers, lobster, bliss potatoes, corn on the cob! Chow-dah!!! And the most amazing chocolate trifle (is that the word? it's a delicious layered goodness!).

Ohh... I need me some lobster like WHOA!!!

----here's a strange question... what is Old Bay? You'd think a girl from the coast woudl know what the seafood additive is... but I don't!

 

[disneyaddicted]

Mmmm. Seafood. I love crab legs, my favorite!

Where I'm from there's a local dish called Lowcountry Boil, or Frogmore Stew. Basically, it just a big pot of shrimp, smoked sausage, potatoes, corn on the cob, whole carrots and onions, all cooked up with Old Bay. It all gets dumped onto a newspaper-covered table, then eaten until your pants pop. Sooo good.

Oh but that looks good.

Oh!!!! I loves me some seafood! Jen...can you say a Cape Cod Clambake????!!!! And a side of Chowda!!!!

Never been to a Cape Cod Clambake, never been to Cape Cod. But it does sound like lots of fun and super delicious.

MMMMmmm Seafood =

----here's a strange question... what is Old Bay? You'd think a girl from the coast woudl know what the seafood additive is... but I don't!

Old Bay is just a spice, mostly used for Seafood, that's it's intentions anyway, but it's also good on chicken, French friesand even popcorn. There's these potatoe chips, some people call them crapchips, but they are made with Old Bay.

 

[disneyaddicted]

Below is another Halloween costume I made for Reese, this one was tons of fun to do.My aunt Pat used to make mop angels, she gave me a bunch of her old craft stuff which had 2 mop heads in it, so I sewed the two mop heads together to make her wig. The material was left overs from Mom, she has so much fabric from quilting, The elastic at the wrist was from an old pair of Reeses sweat pants that had holes in the knees. this costume cost me nothing to make

She was a rag doll and would get so mad when people called her Raggedy Ann, Jim was Frankenstien, super simple costume to make, I think I paid 50 cents for the green face makeup. He wore one of my Dad's old green sweaters that I have had for over 20 years and refuse to throw away. I stuffed the shoulders with rolled up hand towels and taped them to his shirt. I made a forehead scar from some molding clay and then used makeup glue to stick it on, his bolts were just silver painted dowels cut to size.