Catfishing

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

My maid is offended by your implications here...

 

[ronandannette]

I'm totally with you. I'm 100% the real me on these boards (that's what we all say, right)? If you asked me for my address I'd consider giving it to you. I'm not worried about someone stealing my identity because I'm too poor for someone to steal money out of my bank account and I'm so boring that if you did something crazy and pretended it was me, no one who knows me would believe it LOL

I've often had similar thoughts. If I was faking, why on God's good earth would I pick "bland, middle-aged, Canadian wife and mom"? And who would ever want to steal that identity?

 

[jevs]

I've often had similar thoughts. If I was faking, why on God's good earth would I pick "bland, middle-aged, Canadian wife and mom"? And who would ever want to steal that identity?

You're not bland

 

[BigRed321]

You got me excited at first.. I love to fish...

But ooops the wrong kind of catfishing

 

[cornflkgrl]

I've often had similar thoughts. If I was faking, why on God's good earth would I pick "bland, middle-aged, Canadian wife and mom"? And who would ever want to steal that identity?

This is what I think. If I was going to make something up, I certainly could have been more creative and made myself sound more glamorous and less neurotic. And I'd definitely have found a fake photo...

 

[kimblebee]

My maid is offended by your implications here...

Look at everyone rushing to like your posts now...what a bunch of suck ups..

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Look at everyone rushing to like your posts now...what a bunch of suck ups..

They say money talks. I've got so much that my posts scream. I doubt it's possible to ignore such intelligent, thoughtful and wealthy posts.

 

[Malibustyle23]

Oh, and one of my dogs is a K9 with the FBI and CIA. He does both because he's just that good. You have a criminal? My dog will find him.

But does it come to your summer estate with your or just stay at the headquarters when you're off duty?!

 

[jevs]

They say money talks. I've got so much that my posts scream. I doubt it's possible to ignore such intelligent, thoughtful and wealthy posts.

Can I borrow $50?

 

[kimblebee]

They say money talks. I've got so much that my posts scream. I doubt it's possible to ignore such intelligent, thoughtful and wealthy posts.

yawn

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

But does it come to your summer estate with your or just stay at the headquarters when you're off duty?!

He may be the best darn K9 our nation has seen, but I'll be danged if I allow him the luxury of my summer estate. He doesn't get along with my other dogs so he has been banned from becoming a part of my household. I'm sure there are agents that will take care of his needs.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Can I borrow $50?

I'm not sure I even have such a small bill. Let me look under my couch cushion. Be right back...

 

[jevs]

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

 

[jevs]

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Easy tiger. Didn't you post a picture of yourself on the Dis guys thread a little while ago?

Now you're saying that ^ is you?

Straight your stories are not.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I don't know about anyone else but I'm planning a big ole fish fry next weekend. Invitations will be PM'd to those invited. Please RSVP so I can tell my French chef how much fish to prepare.


*Proofread and approved by the maid staff*

 

[kimblebee]

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I almost liked this...

Watch it.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Easy tiger. Didn't you post a picture of yourself on the Dis guys thread a little while ago?

Now you're saying that ^ is you?

Straight your stories are not.

Pretty impressive fins, huh?

 

[Malibustyle23]

Can I just say that I absolutely love Kevin Hart and all of the internet memes using him are fabulous cause his facial expressions always go perfectly with them!

 

[jevs]

Pretty impressive fins, huh?

If you say so.