Catfishing

[LiveYourLife]

Yes I've been catfished before. By @kimblebee. She still hasn't shown up with my ketchup chips or Kinder eggs. I'm convinced that whole dog and pony show about her driving down with all of these Canadian "exclusive" items, was a complete fabrication to hide who she really is. SMH.

 

[RedAngie]

Yes I've been catfished before. By @kimblebee. She still hasn't shown up with my ketchup chips or Kinder eggs. I'm convinced that whole dog and pony show about her driving down with all of these Canadian "exclusive" items, was a complete fabrication to hide who she really is. SMH.

Yeah, still waiting for my sack of gold Loonies.



Or on the DIS.......

 

[LiveYourLife]

Yeah, still waiting for my sack of gold Loonies.
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There's a whole bunch of loonies right here on this thread, Angie. Oh wait, you meant the coins!

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Who's a good boy? There's my boy!!!

 

[Malibustyle23]

But is that really a bull in mooses clothing just catfishing you?!

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

But is that really a bull in mooses clothing just catfishing you?!

He told me he was a K9 Moose. I hope he wasn't tying to pull my leg for absolutely no payoff. Who would do such a thing?

 

[Malibustyle23]

Well yesterday in Baltimore, MD there were two bulls that escaped a local slaughterhouse and had to be cornered and caught to be returned. It took most of the morning. Don't say I didn't want you when their third friend shows up at your door with a fake French accent refusing to be made into an Angus burger......

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Well yesterday in Baltimore, MD there were two bulls that escaped a local slaughterhouse and had to be cornered and caught to be returned. It took most of the morning. Don't say I didn't want you when their third friend shows up at your door with a fake French accent refusing to be made into an Angus burger......

My wife is a SWAT team member, so I'll just have her shoot him on sight. We'll just claim the gun went off all willy nilly and it will be steaks all around.

 

[Malibustyle23]

My wife is a SWAT team member, so I'll just have her shoot him on sight. We'll just claim the gun went off all willy nilly and it will be steaks all around.

Swat?! I thought she was protecting picnic baskets at dollywood?! Riiggggght, next you'll tell me she's a lawyer. I guess next week she will be a teacher?

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Swat?! I thought she was protecting picnic baskets at dollywood?! Riiggggght, next you'll tell me she's a lawyer. I guess next week she will be a teacher?

She did such an outstanding job at Dollywood that the President Obama called her personally to ask her to become a member of his personal SWAT team. I'm so proud of her, let me tell ya.

She gave up on her legal career and gave up her law license after some very troubling times teaching the young legal professionals at Harvard. She couldn't understand how people with such low IQ's were allowed to sign up for her classes and it turned her off to her legal career almost immediately. She's a mover and a shaker though, so she always bounces back with something grand.

 

[Malibustyle23]

She did such an outstanding job at Dollywood that the President Obama called her personally to ask her to become a member of his personal SWAT team. I'm so proud of her, let me tell ya.

She gave up on her legal career and gave up her law license after some very troubling times teaching the young legal professionals at Harvard. She couldn't understand how people with such low IQ's were allowed to sign up for her classes and it turned her off to her legal career almost immediately. She's a mover and a shaker though, so she always bounces back with something grand.

I am so impressed that I am just left speechless. That never happens! Already now you don't have to worry about all that bear fur.

BTW, what's your career of choice that allows you to be so rich and relax in your summer suite? I'm looking for something of laid back luxury to turn to myself.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I am so impressed that I am just left speechless. That never happens! Already now you don't have to worry about all that bear fur.

BTW, what's your career of choice that allows you to be so rich and relax in your summer suite? I'm looking for something of laid back luxury to turn to myself.

I married into money. Easiest job I ever had. I had to do something drastic to get out of that tiny Hampton's beachfront estate, so I married a rich girl. She only does all the work she does because she says it keeps her grounded and in touch with "the people". How can you not love someone like that? Ya know?

 

[thepicklebee]

To answer the OP...

When I was in college, one of my friends was catfished. He met a girl on a message board of chat room, I don't remember which. They started talking via AIM (this was in 1999) and then on the phone. They talked for months, and finally he decided to fly to Indiana (we were at Texas A&M) to meet her. When he got there, she wasn't the girl in the pictures she had sent him.

How anyone is catfished in 2016 is beyond me. If I were in a "romantic relationship" with someone I met on the Internet and they couldn't video chat with me... I'd pretty much assume they were fake. Hell, I FaceTimed/Skyped my husband multiple times a week when he was deployed so there's no reason someone couldn't do it here.

I think often the person who is lying has major self esteem issues and are just longing for someone to love them and they don't consider the consequences of their lies.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

I'd say about half of all FB friend requests I get are random young women with brand new profiles. Riiiiiight.

 

[Mrs. Ciz]

I haven't taken the opportunity to disclose this yet, but this seems like a good time to do so. I'm actually a unbelievably attractive multi-millionaire and every one of my posts are typed by my maid and/or butler. I used to let the chef do it but his French to English translation was a bit weak so he's only allowed to cook for me now. My maid is typing this message from my summer estate as instructed.

Good day.

Ah Ha! Now we know the real author of the infamous fart eating thread of 2013! At the time there was some discussion that the original post was written by an English as a Second Language person. You just spilled the beans. It was your chef!
http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/

 

[Malibustyle23]

Ah Ha! Now we know the real author of the infamous fart eating thread of 2013! At the time there was some discussion that the thread was written be an English as a Second Language person. You just spilled the beans. It was your chef!
http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/

Two questions I have. Very important questions that someone needs to answer.

1 how did I miss that the first go around?!

2. WTH DID I JUST READ?!!!

 

[King Schultz]

Ah Ha! Now we know the real author of the infamous fart eating thread of 2013! At the time there was some discussion that the thread was written be an English as a Second Language person. You just spilled the beans. It was your chef!
http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/

OMG!!

Thank you for linking that thread. . . beyond hilarious!!!

 

[King Schultz]

Two questions I have. Very important questions that someone needs to answer.

1 how did I miss that the first go around?!

2. WTH DID I JUST READ?!!!

Indeed!

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Ah Ha! Now we know the real author of the infamous fart eating thread of 2013! At the time there was some discussion that the original post was written by an English as a Second Language person. You just spilled the beans. It was your chef!
http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/

He did seem to be a bit too interested in such matters, so it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he had done so. He does an excellent job at cooking now, so you won't have to worry about a repeat.

 

[Mrs. Ciz]

Two questions I have. Very important questions that someone needs to answer.

1 how did I miss that the first go around?!

2. WTH DID I JUST READ?!!!

OMG!!

Thank you for linking that thread. . . beyond hilarious!!!

You are so welcome! It is one of my all time favorites! Here is the link again just in case anyone missed it.
http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/