I was confused for a moment here because the 1980's triage is actually Aqua Net, a Satin Jackets, and a mint green boom box, but then I saw the word "asthma"
My boom box was red and black...like Michael Jackson's jacket.
That one sentence makes me want to go.
You know, given your TR, there's more than one way to take that sentence. Point in case:
That is also my war cry on the way to the toilet.
This had me laughing like a crazy man BTW. Which is fun, but tends to frighten others.
When my MIL was up recently, she was making a chicken and when she cut into it, the chicken was all green and moldy
You wouldn't want to be one with that chicken.
That just aint even right. Glad to see you back this way!
I can't improve on MTK's comments, so I will just say DITTO!
Sorry I am not more creative, but my week stank!
Loved your episode as always!
Sorry your week was stinky! That's no good. Here is the Certified GreatBiscuit Prescription for Week Unstinkiness.
1. Stand up, pat the top of your head and say "Woogity doogity wackity doo"
2. Belt out the Olympic Theme song by bucking like a chicken. (I'm famous at parties for that one.)
3. Dance the Cupid Shuffle and then do the Fred G. Sanford heart attack move when it comes time to walk it by yourself.
4. Drive through McDonalds and order a cheeseburger with no cheese. If they ask you if mean a hamburger, say no and insist on a cheeseburger with no cheese.
5. Call your cell phone provider and tell whomever answers that there is something wrong with your phone. When they ask what, tell them it keeps lighting up, playing music and showing a phone number on the screen and you don't know why.
6. Eat a Zebra Cake. Why? Zebra Cakes don't need no reason.
I wheezed with you all the way through this. I know the panic and thankfully I like coffee!
I was really amazed that I did not wheeze/cough/gag at Conservation Station in AK; it must have been the pixie dust in the air that counteracts all allergens.
I loved the Dragonriders of Pern books! Good summertime reading lying out in the sun all buttered up with Banana Boat oil. Boy, I miss the 80's.
MTK: I have never seen a
green chicken. I cannot imagine what happened to it to get to that state.
Hurray allergy killing pixie dust! I need some for my office. The 80's were truly something weren't they? And green chicken...I dont even want to ponder that one.
Seriously, what was that chicken doing before he corked it?
Maybe he got slimed over at Nick Studios.
You forgot the jeans, incredibly tight, holey jeans. or pleather will do in a pinch.
And I'm pretty sure women are given their first crown at birth. So they can practice on daddy. or is that just my daughter?
another great episode bisquit. even by the jiggler standard. (the ruler I use to measure all other trip reports)
daze
I think you may be onto something with that crown at birth theory. Glad you enjoyed the episode.
Forget quoting - all I need is this:
A boatload of caffeine AND Albuterol?!?!
My heart's racing just reading this. Ouch!
Good thing it worked, though. I'd hate to see what passed for a "breathing treatment" in Medieval Times.
I hadn't thought of Medieval pulmonary treatment options. That could be scarier than being imprisoned on Discovery Island!
Well then, I'm all caught up on this here Trip Report. I think I read 5 or 6 chapters during lunch. The whole buffet deal didn't end as badly as I thought it would. I was certain an explosion of some type was headed our direction. I even put down my sandwich.
$5 footlong from Subway, you understand.
You seem prone to accidents and/or incidents. Which is funny for us, but a little alarming for your own general well-being. That you drunk dialed your pastor is hy-larious. Good thing he had a sense of humor.
Banned from a time share presentation?! That's full on funny. I think your dad is good people.
Zzub! Welcome back my spork loving friend! Sorry to interrupt your sub there. Thats always a bummer. I am definitely accident prone which has often been the topic of discussion between my wife and myself. As to the unfortunate drunk dialing incident, our pastor certainly got a good laugh out of the VM and has vowed not to delete it. Joy. The time share ban cracked us all up because it was the cheesiest form of supposed sales motivation wed ever heard. And it obviously wasnt quite accurate. Kind of like Sales Dudes math. Finally, as to Pop (as he tends to be called) I think hes good peeps too.
